The moonwitch took me to a ride on a broomstick
Introduced me to her old friend home gnome
Told me to keep the sauna warm for him
At the grove I met the rest - the folk of my fantasies
Bilbo, Sparhawk, goblins and pixies
Snowman, Willow, trolls and the seven dwarves
The path goes forever on
The Road goes ever on and on
Down from the door where it began.
Now far ahead the Road has gone,
And I must follow if I can,
Pursuing it with eager feet,
Until it joins some larger way
Where many paths and errands meet.
And whither then? I cannot say.
Sonny’s playin’ eight-ball in the joint where Sherry works
when some drunken out-of-towner put his hand up Sherry’s skirt.
Sonny took his pool cue, laid the drunk out on the floor.
Stuffed a dollar in her tip jar, walked out the door.
She’s running right behind him, reaching for his hand.
The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
Then the music stopped; when I looked, the cafe was empty
And I heard Jose say, “Man, you know you’re in trouble plenty.”
So I dropped my drink from my hand
And through the window I ran
And as I rolled away, I could hear her say to Jose:
“Come a little bit closer, you’re my kinda man
So big and so strong
Come a little bit closer; I’m all alone
And the night is so long”
Well, he turned and screamed at Linda Lou
And that’s the break I was looking for
And you could hear me screaming a mile away
As I was headed out toward your door
“Oh, won’t you
Gimme three steps, gimme three steps, mister
Gimme three steps towards the door?
Gimme three steps, gimme three steps, mister
And you’ll never see me no more”
One, singular sensation, every little step she takes
One, thrilling combination, every move that she makes
One smile and suddenly nobody else will do
You know you’ll never be lonely with you-know-who
One is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do
Two can be as bad as one
It’s the loneliest number since the number one
No is the saddest experience you’ll ever know
Yes, it’s the saddest experience you’ll ever know
'Cause one is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do
One is the loneliest number, whoa-oh, worse than two
Hey there’s something that’s rare to find
It all flows together, and nothing’s fine
Under a spell with the power of song
When I’m with you I can do no wrong
Two in a million
Two in a million
Two in a million
Two in a million
I put a spell on you, because you’re mine
You better stop the thing that you’re doin’
I said, “Watch out, I ain’t lyin’”, yeah
I ain’t gonna take none of your, foolin’ around
I ain’t gonna take none of your, puttin’ me down
I put a spell on you because you’re mine, all right
I want to hold you close, skin pressed against me tight
Lie still, close your eyes girl
So lovely, it feels so right
I want to hold you close, soft breath, beating heart
As I whisper in your ear, “I want to fucking tear you apart”
Close your eyes and I’ll kiss you
Tomorrow, I’ll miss you
Remember I’ll always be true
And then while I’m away
I’ll write home every day
And I’ll send all my lovin’ to you
I don’t care how much money I gotta spend
Got to get back to my baby again
Lonely days are gone, I’m a-goin’ home
My baby just wrote me a letter
Why don’t you write me?
I’m out in the jungle
I’m hungry to hear you
I’m out on the border
I thought this was a private line
Don’t you tell me ‘bout your law and order
I’m tryin’ to change this water to wine
It’s so simple lyin’ right before your eyes
If you’ll only look through this disguise
It’s always here, it’s always there
It’s just love and miracles out of nowhere
Love and miracles out of nowhere
Its a miracle…
A true blue spectacle,
A miracle come true…
What’s the matter with the car I’m driving?
Can’t you tell that it’s out of style?
Should I get a set of white wall tires?
Are you gonna cruise the miracle mile?
I’m gettin’ bugged driving up and down the same old strip
I gotta find a new place where the kids are hip
My buddies and me are getting real well known
Yeah, the bad guys know us and they leave us alone
Your butt is mine, gonna tell you right, ah
Just show your face in broad daylight, ah
I’m tellin’ you on how I feel, ah
Gonna hurt your mind, don’t shoot to kill
Shamone, ah, shamone
Lay it on me, ah, all right
Ah, I’m givin’ you on count of three, ah
Just show your stuff or let it be, ah
I’m tellin’ you, just watch your mouth, ah
I know your game, what you’re about
This time you’ve gone too far
This time you’ve gone too far
This time you’ve gone too far
I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you
Don’t talk back
Just drive the car
Shut your mouth
I know what you are
Don’t say nothing
Keep your hands on the wheel
Don’t turn around
This is for real