I know Darth Vader’s really got you annoyed
But remember, if you kill him, then you’ll be unemployed
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
I’m the yo-yo man, always up and down
So take me to the end of your tether
Velvet chains softly hold me,
Keep me from strayin’ to another one’s arms…
For five long years
I thought you were my man
But I found out, I’m just a link in your chain
Oh, you got me where you want me
I ain’t nothin’ but your fool
Ya treated me mean
Oh you treated me cruel
You’ve gotta be cruel to be kind, in the right measure
Cruel to be kind, it’s a very good sign
Cruel to be kind, means that I love you
Baby, you’ve gotta be cruel, you’ve gotta be cruel to be kind
You know I can be found, sitting home all alone
If you can’t come around, at least please telephone
Don’t be cruel, to a heart that’s true
All alone, I’m so all alone
There is no one else but you
All alone by the telephone
Waiting for a ring, a ting-a-ling
Golden rings ( golden rings)with one tiny little stone,
Waiting there( waiting there) for someone to take you home,
Only love (only love) can make a golden wedding ring…
The waiting is the hardest part
Every day you see one more card
You take it on faith, you take it to the heart
The waiting is the hardest part
Don’t you draw the Queen of Diamonds, boy
She’ll beat you if she’s able
You know the Queen of Hearts is always your best bet
Now, it seems to me some fine things
Have been laid upon your table,
But you only want the ones that you can’t get
Playing with the Queen of Hearts
You know it ain’t very smart
The Joker is the only fool
Who’ll do anything for you.
Well, the Queen of Spades is a friend of mine
The Queen of Hearts is a bitch
Someday when I clean up my mind
I’ll find out which is which
The White Queen walks and the night grows pale
Stars of lovingness in her hair
Needing - unheard
Pleading - one word
So sad my eyes
She cannot see
When logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead
And the white knight is talking backwards
And the red queen’s off with her head
Remember what the dormouse said
Feed your head, feed your head
In war we’re tough and able, quite in-de-fa-ti-gable.
Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable
It’s a busy life in Camelot.
I have to push the pram a lot.
I’ve been awake for a while now
You’ve got me feeling like a child now
Cause every time I see your bubbly face
I get the tingles in a silly place
You’d think that people would have had enough of silly love songs
I look around me and I see it isn’t so
Some people want to fill the world with silly love songs
And what’s wrong with that
I’d like to know
Lying here in the darkness
I hear the sirens wail
Somebody going to emergency
Somebody’s going to jail
If you find somebody to love in this world
You better hang on tooth and nail
The wolf is always at the door
Tonight there’s gonna be a jailbreak
Somewhere in the town
Tonight there’s gonna be a jailbreak
So don’t you be around
Tonight there’s gonna trouble
I’m gonna find myself in
Tonight there’s gonna be a jailbreak
So woman stay with a friend
Was is something somebody said?
Mama, I know we broke the rules,
Was somebody up against the law?
Honey, you know I’d die for you…