I’m gonna try for an uptown girl
She’s been living in her white bread world
As long as anyone with hot blood can
And now she’s looking for a downtown man
That’s what I am
Well, I’m hot blooded, check it and see
I got a fever of a hundred and three
Come on baby, do you do more than dance?
I’m hot blooded, I’m hot blooded
I’m ridin in my car, you turn on the radio
You’re pullin me close, I just say no
I say I don’t like it, but you now I’m a liar
Cause when we kiss, ooh, fire
Two of us, Sunday drivin’, not arriving,
On our way back home…
And there ain’t no road just like it
Anywhere I found
Running south on Lake Shore Drive heading into town
Just slippin’ on by on LSD, Friday night trouble bound
Yeah, keep your eyes on the road, your hand upon the wheel
Keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel
Yeah, we’re goin’ to the Roadhouse
We’re gonna have a real
Good time
Take It easy, take it easy
Don’t let the sound of your own wheels
Drive you crazy
I say I’ll move the mountains
And I’ll move the mountains
If he wants them out of the way
Crazy, he calls me
Sure I’m crazy
Crazy in love, I’d say
Hey I just met you and this is crazy
But here’s my number, so call me maybe
And all the other boys try to chase me
But here’s my number, so call me maybe
If you’re feeling sad and lonely
There’s a service I can render
Tell the one who loves you only
I can be so warm and tender
Call me, don’t be afraid, you can call me
Maybe it’s late but just call me
Tell me and I’ll be around
If your broken heart needs repair
I’m the man to see. I whisper sweet things
You tell all your friends, and they’ll come running to me
Here is the main thing I want to say
I’m busy twenty four hours a day
I fix broken hearts, I know I really can
If you’re feeling down depressed and lonely
I know a place where we can go
22 Acacia Avenue
Meet a lady that I know
So if you’re looking for a good time
And you’re prepared to pay the price
Fifteen quid is all she asks for
Everybody’s got their vice
Yeah, I need you,
I’m your love doctor,
Call me anytime you need me, baby…
Doctor Robert
He’s a man you must believe
Helping anyone in need
No one can succeed like
Doctor Robert
Doctor my eyes have seen the years,
And the slow parade of fears without crying,
Now I want to understand
Doctor Parkinson declared, “I’m not surprised to see you here.
You’ve got smokers cough from smoking, brewer’s droop from drinking beer!
I don’t know how you came to get the Betty Davis knees,
But worst of all young man you’ve got Industrial Disease!”
For a price I’d do about anything
Except pull the trigger
For that I’d need a pretty good cause
Then I heard of Dr. X, the man with the cure
Just watch the television
Yeah, you’ll see there’s something going on
Doctor Doctor, gimme the news
I got a bad case of lovin’ you
No pill’s gonna cure my ill
I got a bad case of lovin’ you
She put the lime in the coconut, she call the doctor, woke 'I’m up
And said “doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take?”
I said “doctor, to relieve this belly ache”
I said “doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take?”
I said “doctor, to relieve this belly ache”
Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine,
Calls her on the phone…