Bright college days, oh, carefree days that fly
To thee we sing with our glasses raised on high
Let’s drink a toast as each of us recalls
Ivy-covered professors in ivy-covered halls
Poison Ivy,
Poison Ivy,
Late at night when you’re sleeping,
Poison Ivy comes creepin’ around…
Poison Ivy…
Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I’ll be watching you
Every move you make
Every step you take
I’ll be watching you
Just like watching the detectives
Don’t get cute
Just like watching the detectives
I get so angry when the teardrops start
But he can’t be wounded 'cause he’s got no heart
If he brings you happiness,
Then I wish you all the best,
It’s your happiness that matters most of all.
But if he ever breaks your heart,
If the teardrops ever start,
I’ll be there before the next teardrop falls.
My heart is crying, crying
Lonely teardrops
My pillow’s never dry of lonely teardrops
Come home, come home
Just say you will, say you will
Hear the lonesome whipoorwill,
He sounds too blue to fly,
That means he’s lost the will to live,
I’m so lonesome I could cry…
Now I feel just as sure as I’m sure that my name
Isn’t Willow, titwillow, titwillow
That 'twas blighted affection that made him exclaim
“Oh, willow, titwillow, titwillow”
And if you remain callous and obdurate, I
Shall perish as he did, and you will know why
Though I probably shall not exclaim as I die
“Oh, willow, titwillow, titwillow”
Pussywillows, cat-tails, soft winds and roses,
Rainbows in the woodland, water to my knees.
Shivering, quivering, the warm breath of spring,
Pussywillows, cat-tails, soft winds and roses.
Summer has arrived,
Sing loudly, cuckoo!
The seed is growing
And the meadow is blooming,
And the wood is coming into leaf now,
Sing, cuckoo!
The ewe is bleating after her lamb,
The cow is lowing after her calf;
The bullock is prancing,
The billy-goat farting,
Sing merrily, cuckoo!
Cuckoo, cuckoo,
You sing well, cuckoo,
Never stop now.
Sing, cuckoo, now; sing, cuckoo;
Sing, cuckoo; sing, cuckoo, now!
Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo,
Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo.
Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up,
And that’s how we get hamburgers.
Now, chickens!
Cheeseburger in paradise (paradise)
Medium rare with mustard 'be nice (paradise)
Heaven on earth with an onion slice (paradise)
I’m just a cheeseburger in paradise
Though it’s cold and lonely in the deep dark night,
I can see paradise by the dashboard light.
On that starry, starry night,
You took you life as lovers often do,
But, I could have told you Vincent,
This world was never meant for one as beautiful as you…
I guess I must be dumb
'Cause you had a pocket full of horses
Trojan and some of them used
But it was Saturday night
I guess that makes it all right
And you say what have I got to lose?
And honey I say
Little red Corvette
Baby you’re much too fast
Little red Corvette
You need a love that’s gonna last
Don’t give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline
Saturday night’s alright for fighting
Get a little action in
Get about as oiled as a diesel train
Gonna set this dance alight
'Cause Saturday night’s the night I like
Saturday night’s alright, alright, alright
I hear the train a comin’, it’s rolling 'round the bend
And I ain’t seen the sunshine since I don’t know when
Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy
Sunshine in my eyes can make me cry
Sunshine on the water looks so lovely
Sunshine almost always makes me high
Frank Zappa and the Mothers,
Were at the best place around,
But some stupid with a flare gun,
Burned the place to the ground.
Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky,
Smoke on the water.
Their brands were still on fire and their hooves were made of steel
Their horns were black and shiny and their hot breath he could feel
A bolt of fear went through him as they thundered through the sky
For he saw the riders coming hard and he heard their mournful cry
Yippie yi ooh
Yippie yi yay
Ghost riders in the sky