I've seen fire and I've seen rain.

She poured a cup of coffee and
She brought it on a tray
She said, “it would be nice if you could stay
You’re the best idea I’ve had all day.”
Usually I put up a fight but
Baby, you look good to me tonight.

Whoa, Linda, put the coffee on.
Your mystery man will be home before so very long.
Ohhhh, Linda, put the coffee on,
I see my favorite face, I know that’s the place that I belong.

Seven ships without a sail
Seven cats without a tail
Boy, it’s weird here
On this spooky old pier tonight
But I’m not frightened `cause I know what it is
Everything is just the same as it was
I’m in trouble because of Linda
She hurt me so badly

Now I’m lying here with Linda on my mind,
And next to me, the soon to be, the one I left behind…

On a long and lonesome highway, east of Omaha
You can listen to the engine moanin’ out his one note song
You can think about the woman or the girl you knew the night before

Ah, Ten-Four Pig Pen. What’s your Twenty?
Omaha?
Well, they oughtta know what to do
With them hogs out there, fer sure.
Well, mercy sakes good buddy
We gonna back on outta here
So keep the bugs off yer glass
And the bears off yer…tail
We’ll catch you on the flip flop
This here’s the Rubber Duck on the side

Rubber Ducky
You’re the one
You make bath time
Lots of fun!
Rubber Ducky
I’m awfully fond of you!

Rubber Ducky
Joy of joys
When I squeeze you, you make noise
Rubber Ducky
You’re my very best friend
It’s true

You got to put down the ducky
if you want to play the saxophone

Yeah, there was a funky singer,
Playin’ in a rock and roll band.
And never had no problems yeah,
Burnin’ down one night stands…

‘Cause uptown funk gon’ give it to you…
Saturday night, and we in the spot,
Don’t believe me, just watch…
(Come on)

Now I lay me down to sleep
I guess I’ll go count the sheep
Ha da da dee da hada hada da da (oh)
Shake your funk (Ha da da dee da hada hada da da)
Shake your funk (Ha da da dee da hada hada da da)
Shake your rump (Ha da da dee da hada hada da da) (ho!)
I think I found the funk

Think of you I’m squashy squishy
I think of you I’m sloshy slishy
Feeling go all washy wishy
Think of you I’m fizzy dizzy
Da Dee Da Da
De Da La Dee
I love you do you love me?
Da Dee Da Da
De Da La Dee
I love you do you love me?

Yes, I was a-splishin’ and a-splashin’
I was a-rollin’ and a-strollin’
Yeah, I was a-movin’ and a-groovin’
We was a-reelin’ with the feelin’
We was a-rollin’ and a-strollin’
Movin’ with the groovin’
Splish, splash, yeah
Splishin’ and a-splashin’
One time I was splishin’ and a-splashin’
Ooh, I was movin’ and a-groovin’
Yeah, I was splishin’ and a-splashin’

There’s always lots of things that we can see
We can be anyone we want to be
And all those happy people we could meet just

Groovin’, on a Sunday afternoon
Really couldn’t get away too soon

Slow down, you move too fast
You got to make the morning last
Just kicking down the cobblestones
Looking for fun and feeling groovy
Ba da-da da-da da-da, feeling groovy

Wild thing, you make my heart sing
You make everything groovy

Do you believe in magic in a young girl’s heart
How the music can free her, whenever it starts
And it’s magic, if the music is groovy
It makes you feel happy like an old-time movie
I’ll tell you about the magic, and it’ll free your soul
But it’s like trying to tell a stranger 'bout rock and roll

You fly so high
I get a strange magic

But, try to understand,
Try to understand,
Try, try, try to understand,
He’s a magic man…

Never believe it’s not so.