The bluest eyes in Texas
Are haunting me tonight
Like the stars that fill
The midnight sky
Her memory fills my mind.
The stars at night
Are big and bright
clap clap clap clap
Deep in the heart of Texas
oh, the pizza man
says, “I no understand”
deep in the heart of Jersey
and rt. 17,
The traffic there is mean,
deep in the heart of Jersey
oh, the city skies
ain’t fit for flies,
deep in the heart of Jersey
the parkway man
takes your quarter from your hand,
deep in the heart of Jersey
I left my heart in San Francisco.
High on a hill it calls to me
to be where little cable cars
climb halfway to the stars!
Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco treat.
Rich-A-Roni, the flavor can’t be beat
Started out where cable cars play this song
Not tried at home before very long.
Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco treat.
Una two!
Agita
My gumba in the banzone
When I eat, he gets a treat
Like a canzone
He enjoys every meal
Every bite that I steal
Agita!
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That’s amore
When the world seems to shine like you’ve had too much wine
That’s amore
Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you’ll sing “vita bella”
Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
Like a gay tarantella
Cheeseburger in paradise
Medium rare with mustard’d be nice
Heaven on earth with an onion slice
I’m just a cheeseburger in paradise.
Oh think twice, 'cause it’s another day for you and me in paradise
Oh think twice, it’s just another day for you,
You and me in paradise, think about it
For forty days and forty nights
The law was on her side
But who can stand when she’s in demand
Her schemes and plans
'Cause we danced on the floor in the round
So take my strong advice, just remember to always think twice
(Don’t think twice, don’t think twice)
Out on the road for forty days
Last night in Little Rock put me in a haze
Sweet, sweet Connie, doin’ her act
She had the whole show and that’s a natural fact
Up all night with Freddie King
I got to tell you, poker’s his thing
Booze and ladies, keep me right
As long as we can make it to the show tonight
We’re an American band
We’re an American band
We’re comin’ to your town
We’ll help you party it down
We’re an American band
They were askin’ if you were around
How you was, where you could be found
Told ‘em you were livin’ downtown
Drivin’ all the old men crazy
The boys are back in town
(The boys are back in town)
Sitting in the classroom, thinking it’s a drag,
Listening to the teacher rap, just ain’t my bag,
The noon bells rings, you know that’s my cue,
I’m gonna meet the boys on floor number two!
Smokin’ in the boys’ room…
They asked me how I knew
My true love was true
I of course replied
Something here inside cannot be denied
They said “someday you’ll find all who love are blind”
When your heart’s on fire,
You must realize, smoke gets in your eyes
So tonight I’ll ask the stars above,
“How did I ever win your love?”
What did I do?
What did I say?
To turn your angel eyes my way?
I’ve told every little star
Just how sweet I think you are
Why haven’t I told you
I’ve told ripples in a brook
Made my heart an open book
Why haven’t I told you
Darkness darkness, be my pillow
Take my head and let me sleep
In the coolness of my shadow
In the silence of my dream
These dreams go on when I close my eyes
Every second of the night I live another life
These dreams that sleep when it’s cold outside
Every moment I’m awake the further I’m away
I’m wide awake
Yeah, I was dreaming for so long
I dreamed I was in a Hollywood movie
And that I was the star of the movie
This really blew my mind
The fact that me an overfed long haired leaping gnome
Should be the star of a Hollywood movie, hmmm
But there I was