I can da-hance, I really hit the floor
Ah it feels good, look at me dancin’
I did a two-step, quick-step and a bossa nova
A little Victor Silvester, and a Rudy Valentino
You should-a seen me movin’, right across the floor
Hand me down my tuxedo, next week I’m comin’ ba-ack for more
Happy clap along,
If you feel like a room without a roof…
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!
In the throes of young love, Leroy
Didn’t think to think, and in the blink of an eye
Tied the knot not knowing how to not know.
He was the prodigal son; this girl had brought him home.
He moved out of his step dad’s apartment.
He moved in with this cute Guatemalan.
Things were copasetic 'til she caught him.
Things were cool and collected 'til she found him erected with another.
Shit went bad, he’s on the roof again.
She flipped, he flipped the bird
And then he went to the roof where his threats ring loud and clear;
Gonna jump, gonna jump, gonna die this year
They got an apartment with deep pile carpet
And a couple of paintings from Sears
A big waterbed that they bought with the bread
They had saved for a couple of years
They started to fight when the money got tight
And they just didn’t count on the tears
They lived for a while in a very nice style
But it’s always the same in the end
They got a divorce as a matter of course
And they parted the closest of friends
They moved into a place they both could afford
He found a night club he could work at the door
She had a guitar and she taught him some chords
The sky was the limit
Into the great wide open
Under them skies of blue
Out in the great wide open
A rebel without a clue
Rebel Rebel, you’ve torn your dress
Rebel Rebel, your face is a mess
Rebel Rebel, how could they know?
Hot tramp, I love you so!
Marionette, your dress is all wet
Did someone leave you outside in the rain,
Or is it the pain
That makes all the puppet tears
Roll down your cheek
Or does the roof leak?
Hello, Dolly,
Well, Hello Dolly,
It’s so nice to have you back where you belong,
You’re looking swell, Dolly,
I can tell Dolly,
You’re still glowin’ , You’re still crowin’
You’re still going strong…
Oh yes, I am wise,
But it’s wisdom born of pain.
Yes, I’ve paid the price,
But look how much I gained.
If I have to, I can do anything.
I am strong (strong),
I am invincible (invincible),
I am woman.
Lady, for so many years I thought I’d never find you
You have come into my life and made me whole
Forever, let me wake to see you each and every morning
Let me hear you whisper softly in my ear
In my eyes, I see no one else but you
There’s no other love like our love
And yes, oh yes, I’ll always want you near me
I’ve waited for you for so long
Lady, your love’s the only love I need
And beside me is where I want you to be
‘Cause, my love, there’s somethin’ I want you to know
You’re the love of my life, you’re my lady
Hey lady, you got the love I need
Maybe more than enough
Oh darling, darling, darling
Walk a while with me
Ohh, you’ve got so much, so much, so much
I met a devil woman
She took my heart away
She said, I’ve had it comin’ to me
But I wanted it that way
I think that any love is good loving
So I took what I could get, mmh
Oooh, oooh she looked at me with big brown eyes
And said, You ain’t seen nothin’ yet
Years go by I’m lookin’ through a girly magazine
And there’s my homeroom angel on the pages in-between
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold
Jessica told me that I should take a quiz.
10 yes or no questions to tell me what love really is.
I searched for my answers,
I lied and said I like N*Sync.
They said my middle name’s Don Juan,
And I’m sure of myself
I think
Cause if you’re asking me,
Love is sacred love is sweet,
and my Seventeen magazine tells me
That you’re in love.
Poor young maiden! For the thrill
On your tongue of stolen sweets
You will have to pay the bill
Tangled in the winding sheets!
Serve the meal and serve the maid!
Serve the master so that, when
Tables, plans and maids are laid
Don Juan triumphs once again!
I don’t mind stealin’ bread from the mouths of decadence
But I can’t feed on the powerless when my cup’s already overfilled, yeah
But it’s on the table, the fire’s cookin’
And they’re farmin’ babies, while the slaves are all workin’
Blood is on the table and the mouths are all chokin’
But I’m goin’ hungry, yeah
You know nothing of my life
(24601)
All I did was steal some bread
(My duty’s to the law - you have no rights)
You know nothing of the world
(Come with me 24601)
You would sooner see me dead
(Now the wheel has turned around)
But not before I see this justice done
(Jean Valjean is nothing now)
I am warning you Javert
(Dare you talk to me of crime)
I’m a stronger man by far
(And the price you had to pay)
(Every man is born in sin)
There is power in me yet
My race is not yet run
(Every man must choose his way)
I am warning you Javert
There is nothing I won’t dare
If I have to kill you here
I’ll do what must be done!
Robbin’ people with a six-gun
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won
I lost my girl and I lost my fun
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won
Get up Jimmy Newman you’re missing the fun
We’re loading the plane Jim it’s time to go home
It’s over for us there’s no more to be done
And why do you lie there still sleeping
It’s stateside for us Jim the folks may not know
We’ll let it be such a surprise
They’re loading us next Jim we’re ready to go
And you’ve only to open your eyes