There’s nothing short of dyin’
That’s half as lonesome as the sound of a sleeping city sidewalk,
Of a Sunday morning coming down…
Sunday morning and I’m falling
I’ve got a feeling I don’t want to know
Early dawning, Sunday morning
It’s all the streets you crossed not so long ago
Early in the morning, risin’ to the street
Light me up that cigarette and I strap shoes on my feet
Got to find a reason, a reason things went wrong
Got to find a reason why my money’s all gone
I got a dalmatian, and I can still get high
I can play the guitar like a motherf***ing riot
Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by, water flowing underground
Into the blue again after the money’s gone
Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground
(Under the boardwalk) We’ll be havin’ some fun
(Under the boardwalk) People walking above
(Under the boardwalk) We’ll be fallin’ in love
(Under the boardwalk) Yeah (boardwalk)
Everybody have fun tonight
Everybody Wang Chung tonight
Everybody have fun tonight
Everybody have fun tonight
Everybody Wang Chung tonight
Everybody have fun
The Jets are gonna have their day
Tonight
The Jets are gonna have their way
Tonight
The Puerto Ricans grumble
‘Fair fight’
But if they start a rumble
We’ll rumble’em right
And, Jet I thought the Major was a lady, suffragette…
Ground control to Major Tom…
Back at ground control, there is a problem,
Go to rockets full, not responding.
Hello Major Tom, are you receiving?
Turn the thrusters on, we’re standing by–
There’s no reply.
Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it’s cold as hell
And there’s no one there to raise them if you did
And all this science I don’t understand
It’s just my job five days a week
A rocket man… a rocket man
Fly me to the moon
And let me play among the stars…
Curtain up! Light the lights!
You got nothing to hit but the heights!
You’ll be swell. You’ll be great.
I can tell. Just you wait.
That lucky star I talk about is you!
Honey, everything’s coming up roses for me and for you!
It’s time to play the music
It’s time to light the lights
It’s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight
It’s time to put on make up
It’s time to dress up right
It’s time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight
So ya
Thought ya
Might like to go to the show
To feel the warm thrill of confusion
That space cadet glow
We ain’t got no place to go
So let’s go to the punk rock show
Darling take me by the hand
We’re gonna see a punk rock band
There’s no use in TV shows, radio, or rodeo
Want to get into the crowd
Want to hear it played real loud
Cum on, feel the noize
Girls, rock your boys
We’ll get wild, wild, wild
Wild, wild, wild
We been waiting all night just to hear this song
Yeah, we been pushin’ buttons all night long
Just a rollin’ down the freeway with the boys
When on comes this beautiful noise
The boys are making a big mess
This makes the girls all start to laugh
I don’t know what they’re talking about
The boys are worried, the girls are shocked
They pick the sound and let it drop
Nobody knows what they’re talking about
I am known to do the wop
Also known for the Flintstone Flop
Tammy D gettin’ biz on the crop
Beastie Boys known to let the beat
Mmm, drop!