Selling shoes
Another loser working in a shopping mall
I’m getting fat
What does it matter?
Nobody cares at all
But next July, I’ll say goodbye to every out-of-it, dull-witted fool
Convert their feet into meters, marking distance at the swimming pool
Summer blondes revealing tanlines
I’ll make more moves than Allied Van Lines
I, I, I want to be a lifeguard (be a big man, now get a great tan, now)
I, I, I want to guard your life
I wish they all could be,
California girls…
Well the Ukraine girls really knock me out
They leave the West behind
And Moscow girls make me sing and shout
That Georgia’s always on my mind
Georgia, Georgia,
The whole day through,
Just an old sweet song,
Keeps Georgia on my mind…
We’re playing those mind games together,
Pushing the barriers planting seeds,
Playing the mind guerrilla,
Chanting the Mantra peace on earth.
I see the look of evil in your eyes
You’ve been filling me all full of lies
Tomorrow will not change your shameful deed
You will bear someone else’s fertile seed
Evil woman don’t play your games with me
After all, there’s only one more sleep 'til Christmas!
Have yourself a Merry little Christmas…
So deck those halls! Trim those trees!
Raise up cups of Christmas cheer.
I just need to catch my breath,
Christmas by myself this year.
And so this is Christmas
I hope you have fun
The near and the dear ones
The old and the young
A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let’s hope it’s a good one
Without any fear
Should Auld acquaintance be forgot,
And never brought to mind,
Should Auld acquaintance be forgot,
In the days of Auld Lang Syne…
We drank a toast to innocence,
We drank a toast to time,
Reliving, in our eloquence,
Another “Auld Lang Syne.”
That I wish you, Merry Christmas darlin’
Happy New Year too
I’ve just one wish,
On this Christman eve,
I wish I were with you…
Christmas time is here
Happiness and cheer
Fun for all that children call
Their favorite time of the year
And so this is Christmas
And what have we done
Another year over
A new one just begun
And so happy Christmas
We hope you have fun
The near and the dear one
The old and the young
Christmas time is here, by golly,
Disapproval would be folly,
Deck the halls with hunks of holly,
Fill the cup and don’t say “when.”
It was Christmas time in the drunk tank.
Grandma got run over by a Reindeer,
Walking home from our house, Christmas eve…
It could hold eight kids and four hound dogs,
And a piggy we stole from the shed.
We didn’t get much sleep but we had a lot of fun,
On grandma’s feather bed.
Goin’ down to the swamp
Gonna watch me a hound dog catch a ‘coon
Well, I’m goin’ down to the swamp
Gonna watch a hound dog catch a ‘coon
You know the hound dog makin’ music
On a summer night by the light of the moon