Do you nervously await the blows of cruel fate?
Do your checks bounce higher than a rubber ball?
Are you worried 'cause your girlfriend’s just a little late?
Are you looking for a way to chuck it all?
We can end your daily strife
At a reasonable price
You’ve seen it advertised in Life
You’ll feel just fine
Now
Buy a big bright green pleasure machine
Just what you need to make you feel better
Just what you need to make you feel
Just what you need to make you feel better
Just what you need to make you feel
Doctor, my eyes
Tell me what is wrong
Was I unwise to leave them open for so long
Look what they done to my song ma
Look what they done to my song
Well it’s the only thing
That I could do half right
And it’s turning out all wrong ma
Look what they done to my song
Sing, sing a song
Sing out loud, sing out long,
Don’t worry that it’s not good enough for anyone else to hear,
Just, sing, sing a song…
But all the towns and people seem
To fade into a bad dream
And the steel rails still ain’t heard the news
The conductor sings his songs again
The passengers will please refrain
This train has got the disappearing railroad blues
A chug-a chug-a motion like a railroad train, now,
Come on do the locomotion with me…
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Make you want to holler hi-de-ho
Burns your tummy, don’tcha know
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
But one of these days when the air clears up,
And the sun comes shining through,
Well all be drinkin’ that free Bubble-ubb,
And eatin’ that rainbow stew…
One of these nights, one of these crazy old nights,
We’re gonna find out, pretty mama, what turns on your lights,
The full moon is calling, the fever is high,
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got your desires,
Well, I got a few of my own…
We get it on most every night
When that moon is big and bright
It’s a supernatural delight
Everybody’s dancin’ in the moonlight
Dancin’ in the moonlight
Everybody’s feelin’ warm and bright
It’s such a fine and natural sight
Everybody’s dancin’ in the moonlight
Well, it’s a marvelous night for a moondance
With the stars up above in your eyes
A fantabulous night to make romance
'Neath the cover of October skies
Are the stars out tonight
I don’t know if it’s cloudy or bright
I only have eyes for you dear
Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit terrified
And then I see the look in your eyes
Turnaround bright eyes, but every now and then I fall apart
Turnaround bright eyes, every now and then I fall apart
The look of love
Is in your eyes
A look your smile can’t
disguise
The look of love
Is saying so much more than
Just words could ever say
And what my heart has heard
Well it takes my breath away
Look at me,
I’m as helpless as a kitten up a tree…
I don’t bother chasing mice around
I slink down the alleyway looking for a fight
Howling to the moonlight on a hot summer night
Singin’ the blues while the lady cats cry
“Wild stray cat, you’re a real gone guy”
I wish I could be as carefree and wild
But I got cat class and I got cat style
People say when the dogs away,
Kitty cats gonna come out and play…
Soft kitty, warm kitty
Little ball of fur
Happy kitty, sleepy kitty
Purr, purr, purr
And when you hear a dining room smash
Or up from the pantry there comes a loud crash
Or down from the library there comes a loud ping
From a vase that was commonly said to be Ming
The family will say: “Now which was which cat?
It was Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer!”
And there’s nothing at all to be done about that!