The price of your greed,
Is your son or your daughter,
What are you gon’ do when there’s blood in the water,
Blood in the water
One child grows up to be
Somebody that just loves to learn
And another child grows up to be
Somebody you’d just love to burn
Mom loves the both of them
You see it’s in the blood
Both kids are good to Mom
Blood’s thicker than mud
When the sun goes down, the tide goes out,
The people gather 'round and they all begin to shout,
“Hey! Hey! Uncle Dud,
It’s a treat to beat your feet on the Mississippi Mud.
It’s a treat to beat your feet on the Mississippi Mud”.
All the boys in the neighborhood
They say your black bottom is really good
Come on and show me your black bottom
I want to learn that dance
'm never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Though it’s easy to pretend
I know you’re not a fool
Should’ve known better than to cheat a friend
And waste the chance that I’ve been given
So I’m never gonna dance again
The way I danced with you
Everybody plays the fool sometime
There’s no exception to the rule
Listen, baby, it may be factual, may be cruel
I ain’t lyin’, everybody plays the fool
But the fool on the hill,
Sees the sun going down,
And the eyes in his head,
See the world turning 'round
But Oz never did give nothing to the Tin Man
That he didn’t, didn’t already have
And Cause never was the reason for the evening
Or the tropic of Sir Galahad
So please believe in me
When I say I’m spinning round, round, round, round
Good-bye yellow brick road,
Where the dogs of society howl,
You can’t plant me in your penthouse,
I’m going back to my plough…
Ow, she’s a brick house
She’s mighty-mighty, just lettin’ it all hang out
She’s a brick house
That lady’s stacked and that’s a fact
Ain’t holding nothing back
Mister Trouble never hangs around
When he hears this Mighty sound.
“Here I come to save the day”
That means that Mighty Mouse is on the way
Who’s the leader of the club that’s made for you and me?
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
Mickey Mouse.
I want a man around the house
I want a man not just a mouse
We’ll spend a cozy life as husband and wife
Experience unnecessary
Wanted, young man single and free
Experience in love preferred, but will accept a young trainee
Oh I’m gonna put it in the want ads, I need a love that’s true
Gonna put it in the want ads, my man and I are through
If you like Pina Coladas,
And getting caught in the rain,
If you’re not into Yoga,
And you have half a brain…
Bring me two piña coladas
I want one for each hand
Let’s set sail with Captain Morgan
We’ll never leave dry land
Hey, troubles I forgot 'em
I buried ‘em in the sand
So bring me two piña coladas
She said good-bye to her good timin’ man
Sail away, sail away
We will cross the mighty ocean into Charleston Bay
Sail away, sail away
We will cross the mighty ocean into Charleston Bay
Charleston, Charleston
Made in Carolina
Some dance, some prance
I’ll say better than finer
Than the Charleston, Charleston
Boy, how you can shuffle
Every step you do
Leads to something new
Man, I’m telling you
It’s a lopazoo
Strolling with my girlie where the dew is pearly early in the morning
Butterflies all flutter up and kiss each buttercup at dawning
If I had Aladdin’s lamp for only a day
I’d make a wish and here’s what I’d say
Nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina in the morning
Now come on baby
Don’t fall down on me now
Just move it right here
To the Harlem shuffle
Yeah yeah yeah to the Harlem shuffle