(Wolf)
Good day, young lady
(Little Red Riding Hood)
Good day, Mr. Wolf
(Wolf)
Mmh
Uhh
Look at that flesh
Pink and plump
Hello, little girl
This one’s especially lush
Delicious
Hey there little red ridin’ hood
You sure are lookin’ good
You’re everything that this big bad wolf could want
Yeah listen.
Little red riding hood
I don’t think that a big girl should
Go walking in the streets or woods alone
When he said, “Come in!”
With that sickening grin,
How could I know what was in store?
Once his teeth were bared,
Though, I really got scared-
Well, excited and scared-
But he drew me close
And he swallowed me down,
Down a dark slimy path
Where lie secrets that I never want to know
And when everything familiar seems to disappear forever
At the end of the path was granny once again
So we lie in the dark till you came and set us free
And you brought us to the light
And we’re back at the start
If you want it
Here it is
Come and get it
You better hurry, cause it’s going fast
Hurry on down to my house, honey,
ain’t nobody home but me.
Hurry on down to my house, baby.
Oh, I’m blue as I can be.
I love you. You love me.
A-hurry through the alley
so the neighbors don’t see.
Hurry on down to my house, honey,
ain’t nobody home but me. Oooh.
Little Johnny Walker
Caught a bullet last night
Running from the guitar store
Turned left down the alley
Won’t be running no more, more, more…
I’m eighteen with a bullet,
Got my finger on the trigger, I’m gonna pull it.
I’m a super-soul sure-shot, yeah,
I’m a national breakout.
So let me check your playlist, mama,
Huh, c’mon let’s make out.
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You’d better run, better run, out run my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You’d better run, better run, faster than my bullet
Whatcha tryin’ to do to my heart
Whatcha tryin’ to do to my heart
You go around, tellin’ lies, and now you wanna compromise
Whatcha tryin’ to do to my heart
You better run, you better hide, you better leave from my side, yeah
Running just as fast as we can
Holding on to one another’s hands
Trying to get into the night
And you put your arms around me and say:
I think we’re alone now…
The beating of our hearts is the only sound…
I’m alright
Don’t nobody worry 'bout me
You got to gimme a fight
Why don’t you just let me be
Who do you want?
Who you be today?
And who is it really
Makin’ up your mind?
You want to listen to the man?
Pay attention to the magistrate
And while I got you in the mood
Listen to your
Own heart beatin’
Own heart beatin’
Own heart beatin’
Own heart beatin’
Mr. Whatchacallim, whatcha doin’ tonight?
Hope you’re in the mood, because I’m feelin’ just right!
How’s about a corner with a table for two?
Where the music’s mellow and some gay rendezvous.
There’s no chance romancin’ with a blue attitude;
You’ve got to do some dancin’ to get in the mood!
-“BB”-
In some secluded rendezvous,
That overlooks the avenue,
With someone sharing a delightful chat,
Of this and that,
And cocktails for two.
As we enjoy a cigarette,
To some exquisite chansonette,
Two hands are sure to slyly meet beneath a serviette,
With cocktails for two.
Was that the Spike Jones version? 
-“BB”-
BB;
My old Flame (Spike Jones version)
My old Flame
I can’t even think of her name
“I’ll have to look through my collection of human heads!”
But it’s funny now and then
How my thoughts go flashing back again to
My old flame
My old flame,
My, my new lovers all seem so tame
“They, they they won’t even let me strangle them!”
For I haven’t met a girl
So magnificent or elegant as
My old flame
I, I, I’ve met so many
Who had fascinating ways
A fascinating gaze in their eye!
“I sewed this eye, so I removed the other eye!
That eye that kept winking and blinking at other men it’llsmakess sss ist ist (Stammering)”
I hold your hand in mine dear
I press it to my lips
I take a healthy bite from your dainty fingertips
My joy would be complete dear
If you were only here
Oh yeah, I’ll tell you something,
I think you’ll understand,
When I’ll say that something,
I want to hold your hand…
Nm
As I walk through
This wicked world
Searchin’ for light in the darkness of insanity.
I ask myself
Is all hope lost?
Is there only pain and hatred, and misery?
And each time I feel like this inside,
There’s one thing I wanna know:
What’s so funny 'bout peace love & understanding? Oh
What’s so funny 'bout peace love & understanding?