Fan Tan Fanny was leaving her man,
Fan Tan Fanny kept waving her fan,
Said “Goodbye, Danny, you two-timing Dan,
Some other man loves your little Fanny, Bye Bye!”
In the ice box, you’ll find in a can
Some leftovers of Moo Goo Gai Pan.
Fan Tan Fanny has found a new guy.
His name is Manny, He’s good for Fanny,
So goodbye Danny, Goodbye!
Bye bye! Bye bye! Bye bye!
My name should be trouble
My name should be woe
For trouble and heartache
Is all that I know
But Danny, yes, Danny is my name
My life has been empty
My heart has been torn
It must have been rainy, oh yeah,
The night I was born
Oh Danny, oh Danny is my name
Oh, Danny boy
The pipes, the pipes are calling…
From Glen to Glen
And down the mountainside…
Oh oh, Daniel my brother you are older than me
Do you still feel the pain of the scars that won’t heal
Your eyes have died, but you see more than I
Daniel you’re a star in the face of the sky
*Now, Andy, did you hear about this one?
Tell me are you locked in the punch?
Andy are you goofing on Elvis?
Hey, baby?
Hey baby, Are we losing touch?
If you believe they put a man on the moon,
Man on the moon…*
D:Alvin, put that harmonica down.
A:Why?
D:Because we’re gonna sing, that’s why
A:Not again!
D:Never mind. Now look fellas, this is a pretty song so let’s try not
to goof it up. Are you ready, Simon?
S:Sure, let’s go
D:All set, Theodore?
T:Hot dog, you bet!
D:Are you ready, Alvin? Ready, Alvin? Alvin!!
A:Aw, nuts!
C:We sure like girls all kind of girls
From Annie to Veronica
We like them small or fat or tall
A:I want to play my harmonica!
I am the entertainer; I come to do my show.
You’ve heard my latest record; it’s been on the radio.
Ah, it took me years to write it; they were the best years of my life,
It was a beautiful song, but it ran too long,
If you’re gonna have a hit, you gotta make it fit,
So they cut it down to 3:05.
Hello, honey, it’s me
What did you think when you heard me back on the radio?
What did the kids say when they knew it was their long-lost daddy-o?
Remember how we listened to the radio
And I said, “That’s the place to be”?
And how I got the job as an FM jock the day you married me?
It was two kids and I was into AM rock,
But I just had to run around.
It’s been eight years since I left you, babe,
Let me tell you 'bout what’s gone down.
I am the morning DJ at WOLD (D-D-D-D-D);
Playing all the hits for you,
Wherever you may be.
-“BB”-
Pilot of the airwaves,
Here is my request.
You don’t have to play it,
But I hope you’ll do your best.
I’ve been listening to your show,
On the radio,
And you seem like a friend to me.
If you think that love isn’t found on the radio
Well tune right in you may find the love you lost
'Cause now I’m sitting here with the man I sent away long ago
It sounded really loud , they said it really loud
On the radio
Whoa, oh, oh
On the radio
Whoa, oh, oh
On the radio
Whoa, oh, oh
On the radio
Whoa, oh, oh
On the radio
All we hear is radio ga ga,
Radio goo goo,
Radio ga ga.
All we hear is radio ga ga,
Radio blah blah.
Radio, what’s new?
Radio, someone still loves you.
If you’re callin’ ‘bout the car, I sold it;
If this is Tuesday night I’m bowlin’,
If you’ve got somethin’ to sell, you’re wastin’ your time, I’m not buyin’.
If it’s anybody else wait for the tone, you know what to do;
And P.S. — If this is Austin, I still love you.
-“BB”-
I don’t mind you comin’ here
And wastin’ all my time
‘Cause when you’re standin’ oh so near
I kinda lose my mind
It’s not the perfume that you wear
It’s not the ribbons in your hair
And I don’t mind you comin’ here
And wastin’ all my time
*I don’t mind spending everyday out on your corner, in the pouring rain, oh
Look for the girl with the broken smile
Ask her if she wants to stay awhile
And, she will be loved
She will be loved
She will be loved…*
Standing on a corner watching all the girls go by
Standing on a corner watching all the girls go by
Brother you don’t know a nicer occupation
Matter of fact, neither do I
Than standing on a corner watching all the girls
Watching all the girls, watching all the girls go by
The boys watch the girls while the girls watch the boys who watch the girls go by
Eye to eye, they solemnly convene to make the scene
Which is the name of the game, watch a guy watch a dame on any street in town
Up and down and over and across, romance is boss
Guys talk girl talk, it happens everywhere
Eyes watch girls walk with tender lovin’ care
There are some things you can’t cover up
With lipstick and powder
Thought I heard you mention my name
Can’t you talk any louder?
Don’t come any closer
Don’t come any nearer
My vision of you
Can’t come any clearer
Oh I just want to hear girls talk
Got a loaded imagination
Bein’ fired by girls talk
It’s a more or less situation
Inspired by girls talk
But if you see me walking by
And the tears are in my eyes
Look away, baby, look away
If we meet on the streets someday
And I don’t know what to say
Look away, baby, look away
Don’t look at me
I don’t want you to see me this way
I have wished before
I will wish no more
Love, look away
Love, look away from me
Fly when you pass my door
Fly and get lost at sea
Call it a day
Love, let us say we’re through
No good are you for me
No good am I for you
Just a cast away, an island lost at sea, oh
Another lonely day, no one here but me, oh
More loneliness than any man could bear
Rescue me before I fall into despair, oh
I’ll send an SOS to the world
I’ll send an SOS to the world
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my message in a bottle, yeah
Message in a bottle yeah