# I've stolen my first hubcap. OK, what do I do with it?

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**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [February 9, 2014, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-stolen-my-first-hubcap-ok-what-do-i-do-with-it/680917 "2014-02-09T20:35:50Z")\
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**Post date:** [February 11, 2014, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-stolen-my-first-hubcap-ok-what-do-i-do-with-it/680917/21 "2014-02-11T21:38:19Z")

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> I’ve stolen my first hubcap. OK, what do I do with it?

A guy goes into a fancy joint, and he orders Eggs Benedict. In a few minutes, the food arrives, _served on a hubcap from a '59 DeSoto_!

The guy calls the waiter back, “Hey the food is perfect, but what’s with the hubcap?”

A strolling violinist appears out of nowhere, and the waiter sings, “Oh, there’s no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise…” 😃

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