# I've tricked you fucking idiots so many times, I'm bored with it. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 30, 2002, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-tricked-you-fucking-idiots-so-many-times-im-bored-with-it/145766 "2002-12-30T23:09:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![King\_Nifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f9ae1b/32.png) [@King\_Nifty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/King_Nifty)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-tricked-you-fucking-idiots-so-many-times-im-bored-with-it/145766/1 "2002-12-30T23:09:24Z")
You’re all so fucking stupid that I made you feel guilty for making Cleverman leave. You’re all so fucking stupid that you thought that apology was SINCERE. Too funny. I posted a link to something horribly offensive, and got you to feel guilty about me leaving. Too, too funny. What a bunch of fucking idiots. You’re all so fucking stupid that you gave STALKING advice to Cobra. You’re all so fucking stupid that you thought King Nifty was sincere. Fucking fools. Fenris is so fucking stupid that he creates one of his oh-stop-it–you’re-killing-me-hilarious Chowder threads, and thinks Uekte and King Nifty are two different people. Sorry, Potsy. Too bad I have to give up King Nifty to reveal myself, but I just find it so pathetic that you are all so easily fooled. I guess you didn’t take me seriously when I said I’d be back. Well, I have been, geniuses. Many times. No worry about King Nifty, though - I have at least two more socks with several hundred posts each. One at my sister’s house and another at a cyberbar. Good luck finding those IP addresses and tracing them to me, because you can’t. Ban this IP, you still won’t find them. Yes, that’s right - Uekte lives in two other posters that you all think are “normal” people who would never hate old fucktards. Well, like I said, normal people think like I do. SHOCKING!!! My socks will enjoy bringing down the enjoyment of your little sanctuary with my “horrible” attitude for years to come. Oh yes, I will. As much as I’ve enjoyed giving out your email addresses to spammers. As much as I enjoyed pointing you out to [metatus.com](http://metatus.com). As much as I enjoyed getting crazy, angry bigots at [anu.org](http://anu.org) to post over here. Do you still think it was worth it to insult me and make fun of me? Fenris, Dooku, Reeder, LouisB, Squishy, and anyone else that thought they were so fucking clever when they insulted me - I haven’t forgotten you either. Your times will come. See you in other threads, sycophants!! -King Uekte, The Niftiest Cleverman ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-tricked-you-fucking-idiots-so-many-times-im-bored-with-it/145766/2 "2002-12-30T23:11:32Z")
Somebody needs a hug. ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-tricked-you-fucking-idiots-so-many-times-im-bored-with-it/145766/3 "2002-12-30T23:11:33Z")
I like the red skittles best… ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-tricked-you-fucking-idiots-so-many-times-im-bored-with-it/145766/4 "2002-12-30T23:12:57Z")
Hi folks. This is a Socked Troll’s post. You’d be advised to not bother posting here, as it’ll simply feed him the attention he craves. This is a public service announcement. Move along, don’t waste your time. ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-tricked-you-fucking-idiots-so-many-times-im-bored-with-it/145766/5 "2002-12-30T23:13:38Z")
He really thinks people care? ---
**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-tricked-you-fucking-idiots-so-many-times-im-bored-with-it/145766/6 "2002-12-30T23:14:24Z")
Cite? ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-tricked-you-fucking-idiots-so-many-times-im-bored-with-it/145766/7 "2002-12-30T23:23:54Z")
Wow, **King Nifty** is some sort of Internet supervillain! What sort of criminal genius could have conceived of using _different computers_ to post messages to a message board?? Who else could have successfully created _multiple anonymous online identities_?? I’m having trouble coming up with a catchy name, though. **Disingenuous Internet Man**? **Forty Year Old Virgin Man**? **The Irritant**? ---
**Author:** ![Brutus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Brutus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brutus)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-tricked-you-fucking-idiots-so-many-times-im-bored-with-it/145766/8 "2002-12-30T23:24:31Z")
It is said by our shaman that the learned men of yon tribe are able to ‘draw words’ in clay, using nothing but a stick! I know not what sorcery this is, but it bodes ill. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-tricked-you-fucking-idiots-so-many-times-im-bored-with-it/145766/9 "2002-12-30T23:24:51Z")
You… you tricked us by creating multiple accounts on an anonymous message board! Oh my God say it isn’t so! How amazingly clever of you. Is there nothing mad net skillz can’t accomplish? How about balloon animals can you do those too? ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-tricked-you-fucking-idiots-so-many-times-im-bored-with-it/145766/10 "2002-12-30T23:27:47Z")
> [@](#): > > As much as I’ve enjoyed giving out your email addresses to spammers. As much as I enjoyed pointing you out to [metatus.com](http://metatus.com). As much as I enjoyed getting crazy, angry bigots at [anu.org](http://anu.org) to post over here. If this is true, then I really, truly hope that you do follow through on your promise and come “get” me. I’d like to meet you too. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-tricked-you-fucking-idiots-so-many-times-im-bored-with-it/145766/11 "2002-12-30T23:29:30Z")
Darn you and your prehensile tounge Giraffe!! My post pales in comparison to the withering derision of yours and was a minute later besides. I’ve lost the will to post! [sub]Astro slinks away![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-tricked-you-fucking-idiots-so-many-times-im-bored-with-it/145766/12 "2002-12-30T23:31:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by King Nifty \* > \*\*Too bad I have to give up King Nifty to reveal myself, but I just find it so pathetic that you are all so easily fooled. I guess you didn’t take me seriously when I said I’d be back. Well, I have been, geniuses. Many times. \*\* \*\*NO ONE CARES! \*\* And you know what?? We still don’t. ---
**Author:** ![MrMyth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e19b73/32.png) [@MrMyth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrMyth)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-tricked-you-fucking-idiots-so-many-times-im-bored-with-it/145766/13 "2002-12-30T23:31:37Z")
I’m just lovin’ the not-so-thinly-veiled threats at members, though. It helps if you hear the OP in a Doctor Evil voice. And **Nifster** , if all you’ve got to look forward to is a short-lived lifetime of causing pseudo-hell on a message board, then you might wanna consider either swallowing that bullet a little ahead of schedule, or seeking help. Either way will probably work out fine. ---
**Author:** ![BottledBlondJeanie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/0ea827/32.png) [@BottledBlondJeanie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BottledBlondJeanie)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-tricked-you-fucking-idiots-so-many-times-im-bored-with-it/145766/14 "2002-12-30T23:31:52Z")
Along the same lines as **Mr. Cynical** this is obvious trolling…pursuant to the mods, we should ignore it and report it…not encourage it. God, now I feel like Cindy Brady. ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-tricked-you-fucking-idiots-so-many-times-im-bored-with-it/145766/15 "2002-12-30T23:32:12Z")
Wait…who are you again? ---
**Author:** ![Rockford](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ac8455/32.png) [@Rockford](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rockford)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-tricked-you-fucking-idiots-so-many-times-im-bored-with-it/145766/16 "2002-12-30T23:34:36Z")
My cat’s breath smells like catfood. ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-tricked-you-fucking-idiots-so-many-times-im-bored-with-it/145766/17 "2002-12-30T23:35:27Z")
> [@](#): > > but I just find it so pathetic that you are all so easily fooled. And we find it deeply pathetic that you would go to so much trouble over this. I mean, geez, get a life or something. Giraffe: How about **NegativeMan**? It’s okay, BBJ, this thread won’t be in existence long enough for NegativeMan to derive any sustenance from it. ---
**Author:** ![FisherQueen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@FisherQueen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FisherQueen)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-tricked-you-fucking-idiots-so-many-times-im-bored-with-it/145766/18 "2002-12-30T23:36:22Z")
My favorite pie is custard, when it’s really good custard. But chocolate pie is always good, even when it’s cheap. ---
**Author:** ![Rockford](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ac8455/32.png) [@Rockford](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rockford)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-tricked-you-fucking-idiots-so-many-times-im-bored-with-it/145766/19 "2002-12-30T23:37:55Z")
Mmmm pie. Pie good. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-tricked-you-fucking-idiots-so-many-times-im-bored-with-it/145766/20 "2002-12-30T23:41:01Z")
> [@](#): > > How about balloon animals can you do those too? My guess is, balloon animals are about all this argument for birth control can “do,” if you get my drift. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-tricked-you-fucking-idiots-so-many-times-im-bored-with-it/145766.md?page=2)