# IVN, what the fuck is your problem? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 28, 2009, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764 "2009-12-28T03:05:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Kimmy\_Gibbler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Kimmy\_Gibbler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimmy_Gibbler)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/21 "2009-12-28T04:57:15Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > **ivn1188** considers himself to be the [Pit Police](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=539342) > > [Ditto GQ](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=539344) > > Be gentle. ![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/DUmQf6rIB2w/maxresdefault.jpg)https://www.youtube.com/embed/DUmQf6rIB2w?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque ---
**Author:** ![tacoloco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tacoloco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tacoloco)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/22 "2009-12-28T05:15:32Z")
> [@Kimmy\_Gibbler](#): > > [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUmQf6rIB2w](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUmQf6rIB2w) You’re just as bad as Ivn. Move along, sunshine. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/23 "2009-12-28T05:26:36Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > **ivn1188** considers himself to be the [Pit Police](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=539342) > > [Ditto GQ](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=539344) > > Be gentle. Oh noooooo. How dare he! ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/24 "2009-12-28T05:56:19Z")
**ivnn1188** confuses those who _choose not_ to follow the rules with those who \*can’t \*follow the rules. Back to the basics for what’s-his-number. ---
**Author:** ![torie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/77aa72/32.png) [@torie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/torie)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/25 "2009-12-28T06:08:54Z")
Seriously, the **Guin** stalking is old. You guys are like, years behind the times. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/26 "2009-12-28T16:33:15Z")
So then I guess it’s just me that finds it utterly hilarious that full on blood feuds are being set in motion over which forum someone gets to write their pithy internet wit in. What’s next? Pistols at dawn over who’s cooler, Gandalf or Dumbledore? (my pithy internet wit works across forums … so it’s cool) ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/27 "2009-12-28T21:34:40Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > So then I guess it’s just me that finds it utterly hilarious that full on blood feuds are being set in motion over which forum someone gets to write their pithy internet wit in. Trust me, it’s not just you. If you count the original **lissener** cat neglect in MPSIMS, this little non event has given rise to four different threads in three different forums. And everybody’s bitching. I think that’s funny as Hell. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/28 "2009-12-30T06:15:21Z")
> [@tacoloco](#): > > I really don’t know what your fucking problem is when it comes to me. I don’t care if you don’t like me and I largely don’t care about what you think. > > But you come off as a complete jackass when you start with the dismissive bullshit. > > And where the fuck do you get off telling me that I break the rules around here? > > I’m exceedingly careful to not run afoul of the rules. I have no warnings and as far as I can recall have never been admonished or been asked to tone it down. I know what the rules are and follow them. It doesn’t matter if YOU think I broke rules here. The ONLY metric that matters is whether I’ve been called on it by moderators. > > Let me repeat that. It doesn’t matter what YOU think. You don’t make the rules, you don’t enforce them and you don’t hand out punishment. I realize that on some basic level that this bothers you, but that’s the way it is. If you want to be a moderator, start your own fucking board where you can be king. Otherwise leave the moderation to the moderators. > > And just to reinforce a point, I’m following the rules by bringing this to the pit instead of reaming you on ATMB and I followed the rules by bringing Lissener’s shenanigans to the pit as well. > > So STFU about the rules thing. You’re wrong. You’ll always be wrong. You suck. That’s his problem. It’s mine too. ---
**Author:** ![tacoloco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tacoloco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tacoloco)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/29 "2009-12-30T07:16:25Z")
> [@Michael\_Ellis](#): > > You suck. That’s his problem. It’s mine too. Day late, dollar short, like always, Mikey. Did Mommy get you some big boy pants yet or are you still wearing nappies? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/30 "2009-12-30T07:19:48Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > So then I guess it’s just me that finds it utterly hilarious that full on blood feuds are being set in motion over which forum someone gets to write their pithy internet wit in. > > What’s next? Pistols at dawn over who’s cooler, Gandalf or Dumbledore? > > (my pithy internet wit works across forums … so it’s cool) OOOoooh, I never thought of Gandalf vs. Dumbledore! That would be epic! ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/31 "2009-12-30T15:21:26Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > OOOoooh, I never thought of Gandalf vs. Dumbledore! That would be epic! So wait, who would win, Gandalf commanding the USS _Enterprise_, or Dumbledore commanding an Imperial Star Destroyer? ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/32 "2009-12-30T15:28:13Z")
> [@Tom\_Scud](#): > > So wait, who would win, Gandalf commanding the USS _Enterprise_, or Dumbledore commanding an Imperial Star Destroyer? Depends on which one is on a treadmill. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/33 "2009-12-30T20:42:41Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > So then I guess it’s just me that finds it utterly hilarious that full on blood feuds are being set in motion over which forum someone gets to write their pithy internet wit in. > > What’s next? Pistols at dawn over who’s cooler, Gandalf or Dumbledore? In the meantime, there’s been a bloody skirmish going on for days now over whether Microsoft Word 2007 roXXorz or suXXorz. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/34 "2009-12-30T21:05:04Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > What’s next? Pistols at dawn over who’s cooler, Gandalf or Dumbledore? Give it time. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/35 "2009-12-30T21:15:05Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > What’s next? Pistols at dawn over who’s cooler, Gandalf or Dumbledore? Gandalf obviously. He can come back to life after he dies. Dumbledore, not so much. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Krebbs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5fc32e/32.png) [@Mr.Krebbs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Krebbs)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/36 "2010-01-01T00:01:37Z")
> [@tacoloco](#): > > Day late, dollar short, like always, Mikey. > > Did Mommy get you some big boy pants yet or are you still wearing nappies? Despite years on the Dope and claims of being a grad student, his posts often include “lol” - the trademark of a prepubescent girls everywhere… I don’t think I would let him wear the big boy pants, either. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/37 "2010-01-01T17:38:28Z")
> [@Michael\_Ellis](#): > > You suck. That’s his problem. It’s mine too. > [@tacoloco](#): > > Day late, dollar short, like always, Mikey. > > Did Mommy get you some big boy pants yet or are you still wearing nappies? You two are adorable! ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/38 "2010-01-01T17:43:54Z")
Biiitch fiiight!!! ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/39 "2010-01-01T17:49:57Z")
The OP is a useless fucked-up piece of shit. IVN, I’m sure, has _many_ problems. ---
**Author:** ![tacoloco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tacoloco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tacoloco)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/40 "2010-01-01T21:20:31Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > The OP is a useless fucked-up piece of shit Late to the party, asshole? Anonymity+internet+asshole = you. Have a great day! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764.md?page=3)