# IVN, what the fuck is your problem?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 28, 2009, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764 "2009-12-28T03:05:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/81 "2010-01-04T00:34:36Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> He’s not anonymous; he’s **Bryan Ekers**. Meanwhile, you’re a menu item in a Mexican restaurant.

Says the toxic child’s toy made in China. 😉

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**Author:** ![Meyer6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@Meyer6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meyer6)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/82 "2010-01-04T01:23:29Z")

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To bring it back to ivn1188, why is it that he’s readily admitted that he has had several personas here and has not been called on that?

[Quote=ivn1188]

1: I did post occasionally back before pay-to-play. (Which was before 2004 IIRC, but I might be wrong.)

2: My old username was not ivn1188, which, contrary to the opinion of a certain sufferer of Down’s syndrome, is more or less a random string.  
…

4: No, I’m not going to tell you any other usernames that I have had, not because I’m hiding them, but because I don’t actually care if you believe me or not.  
[/quote]

Isn’t that alone against the rules, regardless of any other behaviour he has displayed?

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**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/83 "2010-01-04T02:06:29Z")

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> [@Meyer6](#):
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> Isn’t that alone against the rules, regardless of any other behaviour he has displayed?

I assume that the name change was granted by the mods. I originally registered here as “Beeblebrox”, used it for awhile and then got sick of it. I e-mailed **TubaDiva** and she changed it to what I use now. I bet **ivn1188** did something similar.

A name change isn’t the same thing as a sock.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/84 "2010-01-04T02:09:26Z")

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> [@A Monkey With a Gun](#):
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> I assume that the name change was granted by the mods. I originally registered here as “Beeblebrox”, used it for awhile and then got sick of it. I e-mailed **TubaDiva** and she changed it to what I use now. I bet **ivn1188** did something similar.
> 
> A name change isn’t the same thing as a sock.

His registry date is from 2008, though. And a search back could tell if he had a name change – quotes would show his old user name.

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**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/85 "2010-01-04T02:23:18Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> His registry date is from 2008, though.

Hmmm. Now that is interesting, especially since he has admitted to posting previous to 2008.

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**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/86 "2010-01-04T03:23:35Z")

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> [@Meyer6](#):
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> Isn’t that alone against the rules, regardless of any other behaviour he has displayed?

Considering his only apparent _raison d’etre_ is to junior mod the Pit, that’s pretty fucking funny.

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**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/87 "2010-01-04T03:53:56Z")

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> [@Tahssa](#):
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> Gandalf obviously. He can come back to life after he dies. Dumbledore, not so much.

Plus, Dumbledore is _totally_ gay.

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**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/88 "2010-01-04T04:00:42Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> Normally, that would irritate me, but since the joke was (sort-of) about me and I love attention, it’s okay.

At your service!

hh

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/89 "2010-01-04T04:49:33Z")

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> [@A Monkey With a Gun](#):
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> A name change isn’t the same thing as a sock.

And an asshole by any other name is still an asshole (Ivn that is).

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**Author:** ![ivn1188](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e480ec/32.png) [@ivn1188](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivn1188)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/90 "2010-01-04T07:13:53Z")

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> [@Meyer6](#):
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> To bring it back to ivn1188, why is it that he’s readily admitted that he has had several personas here and has not been called on that?
> 
> Isn’t that alone against the rules, regardless of any other behaviour he has displayed?

Well, report me and find out, you junior mod, you. :rolleyes:

And btw, I wouldn’t be such an asshole if y’all weren’t so stupid.

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**Author:** ![Meyer6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@Meyer6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meyer6)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/91 "2010-01-04T07:56:22Z")

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> [@ivn1188](#):
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> Well, report me and find out, you junior mod, you. :rolleyes:
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> And btw, I wouldn’t be such an asshole if y’all weren’t so stupid.

Oh, right, _I’m_ the junior mod here. That eye rolling smiley really wounds my soul too.

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**Author:** ![ivn1188](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e480ec/32.png) [@ivn1188](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivn1188)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/92 "2010-01-04T08:23:05Z")

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> [@Meyer6](#):
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> Oh, right, _I’m_ the junior mod here. That eye rolling smiley really wounds my soul too.

Like I said, put your money where your mouth is. Of course, I’m pretty sure it was already reported and, well, here I am. So I guess that actually _does_ make you a junior mod. And no, the smiley shouldn’t wound you. The fact that you’re a hypocritical imbecile probably should, though.

ETA: By the way, I’m perfectly willing to place a wager on this; if you report me and I have socks, I get banned. If not, maybe you should leave. Of course, it’s much easier just to talk out of your ass.

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**Author:** ![tacoloco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tacoloco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tacoloco)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/93 "2010-01-04T13:17:30Z")

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> [@ivn1188](#):
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> Well, report me and find out, you junior mod, you. :rolleyes:
> 
> And btw, I wouldn’t be such an asshole if y’all weren’t so stupid.

You are the king of jr. modding, dude. And probably the biggest asshole on the boards.

I suggest you shut the fuck up when the adults are talking, you pathetic twat.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/94 "2010-01-04T13:37:05Z")

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> [@pepperlandgirl](#):
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> This is the stupidest thing I have ever read on this board, and I’m including all the late greats, like **Wildest Bill** and **Jack Dean Tyler** in my assessment.

lol!

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**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/95 "2010-01-04T19:43:47Z")

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> [@tacoloco](#):
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> You are the king of jr. modding, dude. And probably the biggest asshole on the boards.
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> I suggest you shut the fuck up when the adults are talking, you pathetic twat.

Adults talking? This seems to be the year of Tacoloco posting again and again and again and again on Lissener, cats, Mods, lissener cats and mods.

Its a new year, why not find a new hobby.

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**Author:** ![tacoloco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tacoloco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tacoloco)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/96 "2010-01-04T19:52:22Z")

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> [@bucketybuck](#):
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> Adults talking? This seems to be the year of Tacoloco posting again and again and again and again on Lissener, cats, Mods, lissener cats and mods.
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> Its a new year, why not find a new hobby.

What and where I’m posting, big fucking deal. Lots of people have posted many times in the threads I’ve posted in. And is it really something of note that I have particular threads I’m interested in?

Maybe you need to find a new hobby that doesn’t include me.

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**Author:** ![akennett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ee59a6/32.png) [@akennett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/akennett)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/97 "2010-01-04T19:57:54Z")

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> [@Tahssa](#):
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> Gandalf obviously. He can come back to life after he dies. Dumbledore, not so much.

Dumbledore doesn’t need to come back to life after he dies…they just go out and get another one.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/98 "2010-01-04T20:27:54Z")

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> [@Lord\_Ashtar](#):
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> What do you care if this thread gets locked?

Just curious. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/99 "2010-01-04T20:31:21Z")

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> [@ivn1188](#):
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> Like I said, put your money where your mouth is. Of course, I’m pretty sure it was already reported and, well, here I am. So I guess that actually _does_ make you a junior mod. And no, the smiley shouldn’t wound you. The fact that you’re a hypocritical imbecile probably should, though.
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> ETA: By the way, I’m perfectly willing to place a wager on this; if you report me and I have socks, I get banned. If not, maybe you should leave. Of course, it’s much easier just to talk out of your ass.

Alright! A wager that ends in one party leaving! That’s always fun!

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**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/100 "2010-01-04T20:44:52Z")

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> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> Alright! A wager that ends in one party leaving! That’s always fun!

[TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmRAiUPdRjk)

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