# IVN, what the fuck is your problem? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 28, 2009, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764 "2009-12-28T03:05:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Mr.Krebbs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5fc32e/32.png) [@Mr.Krebbs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Krebbs)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/101 "2010-01-04T21:12:25Z")
> [@pepperlandgirl](#): > > This is the stupidest thing I have ever read on this board, and I’m including all the late greats, like **Wildest Bill** and **Jack Dean Tyler** in my assessment. Perhaps your sarcasm and/or drunken poster detector is on the fritz. Either that, or you’re a greater imbecile than… well, you know who. ---
**Author:** ![tacoloco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tacoloco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tacoloco)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/102 "2010-01-04T21:29:14Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Alright! A wager that ends in one party leaving! That’s always fun! Since there’s no definitive way to determine if IVN has a sock, it’s all just bluster on IVN’s part. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/103 "2010-01-04T21:32:12Z")
> [@tacoloco](#): > > Since there’s no definitive way to determine if IVN **has a sock** , it’s all just bluster on IVN’s part. If I had to guess I’d say he doesnt wear underwear either. ---
**Author:** ![ivn1188](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e480ec/32.png) [@ivn1188](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivn1188)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/104 "2010-01-04T21:35:26Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > If I had to guess I’d say he doesnt wear underwear either. There’s no room for underwear when you look like [this](http://squallyshowers.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/dazed-and-confused.jpg). ETA: You know what I like about **tacoloco**? I keep getting older but he stays the same (mental) age. ---
**Author:** ![rolandgunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@rolandgunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rolandgunslinger)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/105 "2010-01-04T21:38:58Z")
> [@ivn1188](#): > > There’s no room for underwear when you look like [this](http://squallyshowers.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/dazed-and-confused.jpg). You don’t wear a bra either? ---
**Author:** ![ivn1188](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e480ec/32.png) [@ivn1188](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivn1188)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/106 "2010-01-04T21:39:42Z")
> [@rolandgunslinger](#): > > You don’t wear a bra either? Nope. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/107 "2010-01-04T22:39:19Z")
> [@tacoloco](#): > > Since there’s no definitive way to determine if IVN has a sock, it’s all just bluster on IVN’s part. If you’re not a mod, that is. _shrugs_ ---
**Author:** ![tacoloco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tacoloco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tacoloco)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/108 "2010-01-04T22:45:55Z")
> [@ivn1188](#): > > There’s no room for underwear when you look like [this](http://squallyshowers.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/dazed-and-confused.jpg). > > ETA: You know what I like about **tacoloco**? I keep getting older but he stays the same (mental) age. Do NOT befoul the teachings of Wooderson. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/109 "2010-01-04T22:48:04Z")
I can’t believe that some people are so hard up for attention that they would make enemies on an internet message board. ---
**Author:** ![Meyer6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@Meyer6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meyer6)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/110 "2010-01-05T01:15:40Z")
> [@ivn1188](#): > > Like I said, put your money where your mouth is. Of course, I’m pretty sure it was already reported and, well, here I am. So I guess that actually _does_ make you a junior mod. And no, the smiley shouldn’t wound you. The fact that you’re a hypocritical imbecile probably should, though. > > ETA: By the way, I’m perfectly willing to place a wager on this; if you report me and I have socks, I get banned. If not, maybe you should leave. Of course, it’s much easier just to talk out of your ass. You’re an idiot. None of this makes sense - I’m a junior mod for pointing out one detail but you’re not when you report dozens of posts a day? And explain to me how I am the hypocrite? I have no socks, nor has anyone ever accused me of having socks. Also, nobody has ever accused me of being an asshole or started a pit thread about me. Why would I leave? Because I feel threatened by your terribly clever insults? Your devastating repartee? Sorry, no go. Somehow I don’t find halfwitted 15-year old internet trolls very scary. ---
**Author:** ![Kimmy\_Gibbler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Kimmy\_Gibbler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimmy_Gibbler)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/111 "2010-01-05T03:16:21Z")
> [@Meyer6](#): > > Also, nobody has ever accused me of being an asshole or started a pit thread about me. That’s not surprising when you’re eminently forgettable. ---
**Author:** ![ivn1188](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e480ec/32.png) [@ivn1188](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivn1188)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/112 "2010-01-05T03:21:33Z")
> [@Meyer6](#): > > You’re an idiot. None of this makes sense - I’m a junior mod for pointing out one detail but you’re not when you report dozens of posts a day? And explain to me how I am the hypocrite? I have no socks, nor has anyone ever accused me of having socks. Also, nobody has ever accused me of being an asshole or started a pit thread about me. Why would I leave? Because I feel threatened by your terribly clever insults? Your devastating repartee? Sorry, no go. Somehow I don’t find halfwitted 15-year old internet trolls very scary. That’s true. The problem is, you’re a pedophile and you cheat on your taxes. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/113 "2010-01-05T03:43:06Z")
> [@Kimmy\_Gibbler](#): > > That’s not surprising when you’re eminently forgettable. It’s about time you showed up to defend your one, true love. How are you kids doing, by the way? Lovely weather this time of year, yes? ---
**Author:** ![Kimmy\_Gibbler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Kimmy\_Gibbler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimmy_Gibbler)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/114 "2010-01-05T03:51:46Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > It’s about time you showed up to defend your one, true love. > > How are you kids doing, by the way? Lovely weather this time of year, yes? Bros before hosers. ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/115 "2010-01-05T03:58:31Z")
Edited for sense. ---
**Author:** ![Meyer6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@Meyer6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meyer6)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/116 "2010-01-05T04:08:10Z")
> [@Kimmy\_Gibbler](#): > > That’s not surprising when you’re eminently forgettable. Well we can’t all be such sparkling jewels as yourself. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/117 "2010-01-05T04:15:38Z")
> [@Meyer6](#): > > Well we can’t all be such sparkling jewels as yourself. Feeding a troll is not the best way to make it go away. ---
**Author:** ![tacoloco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tacoloco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tacoloco)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/118 "2010-01-05T04:19:56Z")
> [@Kimmy\_Gibbler](#): > > That’s not surprising when you’re eminently forgettable. At least he’s not an asshole. Like you and your BFF IVN. ---
**Author:** ![ivn1188](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e480ec/32.png) [@ivn1188](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivn1188)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/119 "2010-01-05T04:25:10Z")
> [@tacoloco](#): > > At least he’s not an asshole. Like you and your BFF IVN. But he is a pedophile. And, btw, **tacoloco** , since this thread is, for once, actually all about me, I _will_ be getting the last word. I expect that will be around page 40 or so. ETA: Though I am hoping for another display of pure internet awesomeness where you once again get into a fight with someone who agrees with you. Classic. ---
**Author:** ![tacoloco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tacoloco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tacoloco)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/120 "2010-01-05T04:30:53Z")
> [@ivn1188](#): > > But he is a pedophile. And, btw, **tacoloco** , since this thread is, for once, actually all about me, I _will_ be getting the last word. I expect that will be around page 40 or so. Whatever floats yer boat, dipshit. > [@](#): > > ETA: Though I am hoping for another display of pure internet awesomeness where you once again get into a fight with someone who agrees with you. Classic. Yeah, yeah. People make mistakes and misinterpret what people write. My bad. You’re still the biggest asshole on the dope. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764.md?page=7)