# IVN, what the fuck is your problem? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 28, 2009, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764 "2009-12-28T03:05:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![ivn1188](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e480ec/32.png) [@ivn1188](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivn1188)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/121 "2010-01-05T04:35:48Z")
> [@tacoloco](#): > > Yeah, yeah. People make mistakes and misinterpret what people write. My bad. > > You’re still the biggest asshole on the dope. Maybe so, but at least I’m not the _dumbest_ asshole on the dope. That award is in a 15-way tie right now, but you’re starting to take the lead now that you are unemployed and have about 30 hours a day to post. ---
**Author:** ![Kimmy\_Gibbler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Kimmy\_Gibbler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimmy_Gibbler)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/122 "2010-01-05T04:41:39Z")
> [@ivn1188](#): > > Maybe so, but at least I’m not the _dumbest_ asshole on the dope. That award is in a 15-way tie right now, but you’re starting to take the lead now that you are unemployed and have about 30 hours a day to post. And his signature is really gay. ---
**Author:** ![ivn1188](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e480ec/32.png) [@ivn1188](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivn1188)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/123 "2010-01-05T04:42:44Z")
> [@Kimmy\_Gibbler](#): > > And his signature is really gay. What signature? ETA: Also, I feel your use of the word “gay” is offensive to homosexuals. ---
**Author:** ![Kimmy\_Gibbler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Kimmy\_Gibbler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimmy_Gibbler)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/124 "2010-01-05T04:47:15Z")
> [@ivn1188](#): > > What signature? It’s in his profile. I think it’s from a Liza Minnelli song. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/125 "2010-01-05T04:49:06Z")
They’re about to start making out any second now. I haven’t decided who “they” refers to yet. Either \*\*ivn \*\*and \*\*KG \*\*or \*\*ivn \*\*and **angrysalsa**. In either case: hot. ---
**Author:** ![tacoloco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tacoloco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tacoloco)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/126 "2010-01-05T04:52:14Z")
> [@ivn1188](#): > > Maybe so, but at least I’m not the _dumbest_ asshole on the dope. That award is in a 15-way tie right now, but you’re starting to take the lead now that you are unemployed and have about 30 hours a day to post. I’m sorry. Asshole says what? I’m surprised they let you post to the dope when you’re working the fry machine. Oh and Kimmy, I’m pretty sure you’re identify with the Protest Power Rangers moniker. You and IVN sure look the part in your tights and capes. Don’t you two need to be shuffling off to do battle with evildoer moderators or something? You can use your “Protest Power Rangers.. Form Of Asshole” to make sure you’re ready to do battle. ---
**Author:** ![Kimmy\_Gibbler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Kimmy\_Gibbler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimmy_Gibbler)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/127 "2010-01-05T04:53:33Z")
> [@tacoloco](#): > > You can use your “Protest Power Rangers.. Form Of Asshole” to make sure you’re ready to do battle. Wowsers! I feel as if I’ve stepped into a time warp back to sixth grade! ---
**Author:** ![ivn1188](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e480ec/32.png) [@ivn1188](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivn1188)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/128 "2010-01-05T05:05:53Z")
How does this: > [@tacoloco](#): > > I suggest you shut the fuck up when the adults are talking, you pathetic twat. Square with this: > [@tacoloco](#): > > I’m sorry. Asshole says what? > > I’m surprised they let you post to the dope when you’re working the fry machine. > > Oh and Kimmy, I’m pretty sure you’re identify with the Protest Power Rangers moniker. You and IVN sure look the part in your tights and capes. > > Don’t you two need to be shuffling off to do battle with evildoer moderators or something? You can use your “Protest Power Rangers.. Form Of Asshole” to > make sure you’re ready to do battle. > [@tacoloco](#): > > Day late, dollar short, like always, Mikey. > > Did Mommy get you some big boy pants yet or are you still wearing nappies? > [@tacoloco](#): > > At least he’s not an asshole. Like you and your BFF IVN. ? We’ve got BFF’s, mommy comments, and calling me an asshole a few dozen times. I’m starting to think you _aren’t_ actually a balding unemployed 48 year old drywall hanger! Also, I just noticed this, but: > [@THE RULES](#): > > cunt and variants, e.g., cuntlapper > . . . > Expressions not referred to above but which are normally considered vulgar (e.g., asshole, dick, prick, bitch, kiss my ass) are subject to the following limitations: > > - occasional use only\*\* > \*\* So, you’ve called me a twat and I think you passed the “occasional” mark on “asshole” a while back. Did it hurt to fall off such a high horse, there? > [@tacoloco](#): > > I’m exceedingly careful to not run afoul of the rules. I have no warnings and as far as I can recall have never been admonished or been asked to tone it down. I know what the rules are and follow them. It doesn’t matter if YOU think I broke rules here. The ONLY metric that matters is whether I’ve been called on it by moderators. > . . . > So STFU about the rules thing. You’re wrong. You’ll always be wrong. (P.S.: If the only metric is “being called out by the mods”, does that apply to the sock or troll rules? Because I see a contradiction.) ---
**Author:** ![ivn1188](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e480ec/32.png) [@ivn1188](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivn1188)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/129 "2010-01-05T05:09:26Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > They’re about to start making out any second now. I haven’t decided who “they” refers to yet. Either \*\*ivn \*\*and \*\*KG \*\*or \*\*ivn \*\*and **angrysalsa**. In either case: hot. Up for a spit roast? We can make the Eiffel tower! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/130 "2010-01-05T05:26:35Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > They’re about to start making out any second now. I haven’t decided who “they” refers to yet. Either \*\*ivn \*\*and \*\*KG \*\*or \*\*ivn \*\*and **angrysalsa**. In either case: hot. Maybe they’ll have a threesome. ---
**Author:** ![ivn1188](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e480ec/32.png) [@ivn1188](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivn1188)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/131 "2010-01-05T05:28:33Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Maybe they’ll have a threesome. You can come too, and make up for some lost time. ---
**Author:** ![Kimmy\_Gibbler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Kimmy\_Gibbler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimmy_Gibbler)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/132 "2010-01-05T05:37:44Z")
> [@ivn1188](#): > > You can come too, and make up for some lost time. Ugh. Count me out. I’d hate to anger **G.L.N.** ---
**Author:** ![Long\_Time\_Lurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/2bfe46/32.png) [@Long\_Time\_Lurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Long_Time_Lurker)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/133 "2010-01-05T16:03:58Z")
> [@tacoloco](#): > > I’m sorry. Asshole says what? > > I’m surprised they let you post to the dope when you’re working the fry machine. > > Oh and Kimmy, I’m pretty sure you’re identify with the Protest Power Rangers moniker. You and IVN sure look the part in your tights and capes. > > Don’t you two need to be shuffling off to do battle with evildoer moderators or something? You can use your “Protest Power Rangers.. Form Of Asshole” to > make sure you’re ready to do battle. Seriously? Quick, it’s not too late to make up a story about leaving your computer logged in and your kids typing that. ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/134 "2010-01-05T16:17:57Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > Feeding a troll is not the best way to make it go away. True. But it might make him fat. God knows, he’d just love to be fat. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/135 "2010-01-05T16:50:11Z")
> [@tacoloco](#): > > Don’t you two need to be shuffling off to do battle with evildoer moderators or something? You can use your “ **Protest Power Rangers.. Form Of Asshole** ” to > make sure you’re ready to do battle. That line alone may have made this whole thread worth the read. ---
**Author:** ![Doughbag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Doughbag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doughbag)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/136 "2010-01-05T17:34:49Z")
This is just to funny…so mindless idiotic, but funny… thx…I needed a laugh ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/137 "2010-01-05T21:39:12Z")
Mods, can we just lock this thread and fire it into space, taking everyone trapped inside with it? –Exiting hastily– ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/138 "2010-01-05T22:22:05Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > That line alone may have made this whole thread worth the read. Nah, I double-checked. It didn’t. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/139 "2010-01-05T22:36:34Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > Mods, can we just lock this thread and fire it into space, taking everyone trapped inside with it? > > –Exiting hastily– NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo! ---
**Author:** ![tacoloco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tacoloco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tacoloco)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/140 "2010-01-05T23:01:45Z")
Uh, IVN, you forgot to ask me if I wanted fries with your last post. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764.md?page=8)