# IVN, what the fuck is your problem?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 28, 2009, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764 "2009-12-28T03:05:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![ivn1188](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e480ec/32.png) [@ivn1188](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivn1188)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/141 "2010-01-05T23:04:38Z")

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> [@tacoloco](#):
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> Uh, IVN, you forgot to ask me if I wanted fries with your last post.

The one where I told **Guin** I’d throw her a sympathy DP, or the one where I pointed out how you’re a rulebreaker?

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/142 "2010-01-05T23:11:41Z")

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> [@ivn1188](#):
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> The one where I told **Guin** I’d throw her a sympathy DP, or the one where I pointed out how you’re a rulebreaker?

Can I put some money on who get banned first?

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**Author:** ![tacoloco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tacoloco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tacoloco)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/143 "2010-01-05T23:12:37Z")

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> [@ivn1188](#):
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> The one where I told **Guin** I’d throw her a sympathy DP, or the one where I pointed out how you’re a rulebreaker?

Call me when I get a warning or a suspension. Until then, you’re talking out of your ass, as usual.

Now get back to the fry machine and get my fries, bitch.

ETA: Whether you think me calling you an asshole has passed the excessive mark, is irrelevant. Don’t like it, press the report button, asshole.

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**Author:** ![tacoloco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tacoloco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tacoloco)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/144 "2010-01-05T23:15:27Z")

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> [@billfish678](#):
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> Can I put some money on who get banned first?

Won’t be me, Billfish.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2010, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/145 "2010-01-06T00:23:52Z")

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As a professional courtesy, I’d advise retiring the fries shtick. Even Carrot Top yanks out a new prop from time to time.

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2010, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivn-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/522764/146 "2010-01-06T04:18:53Z")

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And another thing. I _like_ fries. Someone making me fries is a good thing.

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