# Ivy, my bad bad bad aide. She's incorruptible. I've tried **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 12, 2022, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivy-my-bad-bad-bad-aide-shes-incorruptible-ive-tried/973132 "2022-10-12T17:12:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2022, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivy-my-bad-bad-bad-aide-shes-incorruptible-ive-tried/973132/101 "2022-11-20T01:51:18Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Now…the reason I was starving is because Mr. Fish made a picture of what he cooked himself. A, listen to this: a bacon Taco. I think he may have invented the thing. I now really want to try a bacon taco… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2022, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivy-my-bad-bad-bad-aide-shes-incorruptible-ive-tried/973132/102 "2022-11-20T04:34:01Z")
Me too, Me too! First thing I’m eating at my house. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2022, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivy-my-bad-bad-bad-aide-shes-incorruptible-ive-tried/973132/103 "2022-11-20T04:34:48Z")
The ‘conservatory’ ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2022, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivy-my-bad-bad-bad-aide-shes-incorruptible-ive-tried/973132/104 "2022-11-20T04:44:26Z")
Mr. Fish, with the Rope in… > [@Beckdawrek](#): > > The ‘conservatory’ ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2022, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivy-my-bad-bad-bad-aide-shes-incorruptible-ive-tried/973132/105 "2022-11-20T06:56:20Z")
🙃…😴 Goodnight! ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2022, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivy-my-bad-bad-bad-aide-shes-incorruptible-ive-tried/973132/106 "2022-11-21T06:20:35Z")
Brookie is driving her home. 2:1 she gets a speeding ticket on the way home. Any takers? ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2022, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivy-my-bad-bad-bad-aide-shes-incorruptible-ive-tried/973132/107 "2022-11-21T06:29:38Z")
That’s a sucker bet. I lay odds that Beck’s favorite trooper is the one to pull them over. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2022, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivy-my-bad-bad-bad-aide-shes-incorruptible-ive-tried/973132/108 "2022-11-21T06:32:11Z")
I bet they got SCMODS. That Minis like a rash on the whole system! ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2022, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivy-my-bad-bad-bad-aide-shes-incorruptible-ive-tried/973132/109 "2022-11-21T06:39:03Z")
Knowing Beck, by the time the officer is finished talking with them, she’ll have a police escort for the rest of the drive home. ---
**Author:** ![nelliebly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nelliebly/32/5422_2.png) [@nelliebly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nelliebly)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2022, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivy-my-bad-bad-bad-aide-shes-incorruptible-ive-tried/973132/110 "2022-11-21T06:46:19Z")
And then he’ll move in, like all the other strays. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2022, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivy-my-bad-bad-bad-aide-shes-incorruptible-ive-tried/973132/111 "2022-11-21T07:21:24Z")
> [@kenobi\_65](#): > > Knowing Beck She had Lights and Sirens on her last trip from the hospital back to rehab. The excuse was nobody wanted to miss the Ark/LSU game kickoff. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2022, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivy-my-bad-bad-bad-aide-shes-incorruptible-ive-tried/973132/112 "2022-11-21T07:27:14Z")
> [@nelliebly](#): > > And then he’ll move in, like all the other strays. “You’re gonna need a bigger house.” 🦈 ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2022, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivy-my-bad-bad-bad-aide-shes-incorruptible-ive-tried/973132/113 "2022-11-21T16:38:04Z")
How about Li’l Wrekker’s on-again, off-again BF, Hamza (or whatever his name is, shame on me)? That boy is necessary to every Wrekker holiday. He CLEANS! Even BATHROOMS! And I want to hear about those twinsies! ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2022, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivy-my-bad-bad-bad-aide-shes-incorruptible-ive-tried/973132/114 "2022-11-21T16:44:11Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > She had Lights and Sirens on her last trip from the hospital back to rehab. The excuse was nobody wanted to miss the Ark/LSU game kickoff. I missed this story. ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2022, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivy-my-bad-bad-bad-aide-shes-incorruptible-ive-tried/973132/115 "2022-11-22T00:13:42Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > She had Lights and Sirens on her last trip from the hospital back to rehab. The excuse was nobody wanted to miss the Ark/LSU game kickoff. OMG, I love that detail. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2022, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivy-my-bad-bad-bad-aide-shes-incorruptible-ive-tried/973132/116 "2022-11-22T00:40:43Z")
That is a wonderful happenstance. Glad to have you back, **Beck**. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2022, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivy-my-bad-bad-bad-aide-shes-incorruptible-ive-tried/973132/117 "2022-11-22T02:42:49Z")
The Eagle has landed. We won’t hear from her for a while. But there was so much joy, it’ll last for a long time. Hambone gone done flew up north to be with family. Everybody at Chez Crazy seems to like Ivy. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2022, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivy-my-bad-bad-bad-aide-shes-incorruptible-ive-tried/973132/118 "2022-11-22T02:48:33Z")
Yay, Beck back home! ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2022, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivy-my-bad-bad-bad-aide-shes-incorruptible-ive-tried/973132/119 "2022-11-22T03:01:40Z")
uh oh… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2022, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivy-my-bad-bad-bad-aide-shes-incorruptible-ive-tried/973132/120 "2022-11-22T03:14:04Z")
The two lil’-menwrex(twins) Are crawling, into everything, being pet torturers. They especially like the Chihuahua shits. There were only a few problems with the house. One was my custom pantry shelves. They are replaced by the hated wire shelving. It’ll work til after the holidays. Ivy was freaking out about the garage and barn cats and the fact that they have kitty door into the house from the garage. I got my love and went in to see everyone else. And, lock the kitty door. So she eased up. We got our stuff in my “No it’s not haunted” room. (Dang mouthy kids) So she calmed down made me lie down. I heard Bear howl. He jumped from the laundry room transom window to my haunted bedroom transom. And she screamed like a wild woman. I said ‘omg what?’ She pointed to the window and said, “What’s that?” I said remember my Siamese cats? That’s ‘Bear’ Then Meeko strolled in. I said don’t worry they hate everyone. They won’t bother you. Then both of them jumped down on my headboard. And she stood in the corner. I wanted to tell her not to stand in the haunted corner. But, no. Any way I don’t think Bear ever loved and purred like that. He was obviously torturing her. I told her to go out and find Brookie. And of course Bear went back to his dryer bed. And Meeko had her turn. I napped a few minutes and all pets were in my room. Napping. I got up to look for Bayliss. He was upstairs in my old bedroom closet. I put dogs outside to potty. And looked for a snack. Glad to be here. I hope Ivy can get used to the Pets. And kids. 🙃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivy-my-bad-bad-bad-aide-shes-incorruptible-ive-tried/973132.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivy-my-bad-bad-bad-aide-shes-incorruptible-ive-tried/973132.md?page=7)