# Ivy, my bad bad bad aide. She's incorruptible. I've tried **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 12, 2022, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivy-my-bad-bad-bad-aide-shes-incorruptible-ive-tried/973132 "2022-10-12T17:12:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2022, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivy-my-bad-bad-bad-aide-shes-incorruptible-ive-tried/973132/161 "2022-11-29T21:04:48Z")
I like it, but not the same. I did make some key lime & lavender jelly that turned out well. I add a spoonful to plain yoghurt as a treat. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2022, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivy-my-bad-bad-bad-aide-shes-incorruptible-ive-tried/973132/162 "2022-12-07T17:56:55Z")
How’s Ivy adopting to the organized chaos of the Beck mansion? ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2022, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivy-my-bad-bad-bad-aide-shes-incorruptible-ive-tried/973132/163 "2022-12-07T22:33:55Z")
There’s organization? @Beckdawrek, how organized is the house, and how long does it stay that way when you have to leave for a few days? ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2022, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivy-my-bad-bad-bad-aide-shes-incorruptible-ive-tried/973132/164 "2022-12-08T04:17:11Z")
Beck managed to get herself locked out of her account. The email she has on-file is somehow not get-able with her current ‘whatever’. I dunno, man. I split wood and ski. If I understood all this shit, I’d have taken over the goddamn world by now. But I don’t. She is poking me to pester Comp Geek Guy to get her back on-board. I’ve done what I could. Ivy is being absorbed into the fold like something from that movie _Invasion of the Body Snatchers_ as far as I can tell. That damn Brookie is trying to get her drunk all the time! She spends her time watching Rawhide and keeping Granny Hawkins waiting on her cut-up oranges. Goddamn, I need a better source of entertainment… ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2022, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivy-my-bad-bad-bad-aide-shes-incorruptible-ive-tried/973132/165 "2022-12-08T04:37:50Z")
Gato, thanks for the update. Glad Beck’s still home and still up to poking people, and the current problem’s just with the Computer Demons. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2022, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivy-my-bad-bad-bad-aide-shes-incorruptible-ive-tried/973132/166 "2022-12-09T22:47:15Z")
I’m back. Thx,. Gato Kenobi And Engineer guy(mod) ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2022, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivy-my-bad-bad-bad-aide-shes-incorruptible-ive-tried/973132/167 "2022-12-09T22:48:07Z")
Woohoo! Welcome back! ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2022, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivy-my-bad-bad-bad-aide-shes-incorruptible-ive-tried/973132/168 "2022-12-09T22:59:00Z")
😃🥳🖐🙌yay… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2022, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivy-my-bad-bad-bad-aide-shes-incorruptible-ive-tried/973132/169 "2022-12-09T22:59:23Z")
One day I won’t cause problems anymore . Wait. That sounds fatalistic. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2022, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivy-my-bad-bad-bad-aide-shes-incorruptible-ive-tried/973132/170 "2022-12-09T23:02:27Z")
No organization except in my brain. It’s all just chaos. Most days we get thru. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2022, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivy-my-bad-bad-bad-aide-shes-incorruptible-ive-tried/973132/171 "2022-12-09T23:54:01Z")
You cause happiness, woman. ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2022, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivy-my-bad-bad-bad-aide-shes-incorruptible-ive-tried/973132/172 "2022-12-09T23:58:29Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > It’s all just chaos. > > Most days we get thru. That’s pretty much all life in general. Happy to hear from you! ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2022, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivy-my-bad-bad-bad-aide-shes-incorruptible-ive-tried/973132/173 "2022-12-10T00:28:58Z")
Glad that your pipeline to the Dope is running again. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2022, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivy-my-bad-bad-bad-aide-shes-incorruptible-ive-tried/973132/174 "2022-12-10T01:58:51Z")
Ya made it! Enjoy this… [Music from Big Pink](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFexnwxHHXY) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2022, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivy-my-bad-bad-bad-aide-shes-incorruptible-ive-tried/973132/175 "2022-12-10T02:02:11Z")
Hey, I’ve heard of that before. Edgy! ---
**Author:** ![nelliebly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nelliebly/32/5422_2.png) [@nelliebly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nelliebly)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2022, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivy-my-bad-bad-bad-aide-shes-incorruptible-ive-tried/973132/176 "2022-12-10T02:20:35Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > Goddamn, I need a better source of entertainment… There IS no better source of entertainment. Beck, glad you’re back! ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2022, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivy-my-bad-bad-bad-aide-shes-incorruptible-ive-tried/973132/177 "2022-12-10T02:55:49Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > One day I won’t cause problems anymore . well, yes. But there’s no way we’re looking forward to that day; and you should put it off as long as reasonably possible. To be alive is to be tangled up with problems. It’s the nature of things. The trick is to as much as possible be dealing with the more preferable set of problems. A cat who wants the door opened every five minutes is a problem; but much less so than no cat at all. ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2022, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivy-my-bad-bad-bad-aide-shes-incorruptible-ive-tried/973132/178 "2022-12-10T21:47:01Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > Music from Big Pink Thanks for sharing it, Catfish, I’m enjoying it right now. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivy-my-bad-bad-bad-aide-shes-incorruptible-ive-tried/973132.md?page=8)