# IWAGWASSAALJ ! ! ! \>\> sigh \<\< **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 10, 2004, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iwagwassaalj-sigh/268439 "2004-10-10T04:19:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2004, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iwagwassaalj-sigh/268439/1 "2004-10-10T04:19:41Z")
I want a girl with a mind like a diamond. ---
**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2004, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iwagwassaalj-sigh/268439/2 "2004-10-10T04:21:14Z")
_plays the horn part_ ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2004, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iwagwassaalj-sigh/268439/3 "2004-10-10T04:22:17Z")
That’s what I like, a clear headed girl with a streak in her. ---
**Author:** ![JayElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/4bbf92/32.png) [@JayElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JayElle)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2004, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iwagwassaalj-sigh/268439/4 "2004-10-10T04:25:17Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > I want a girl with a mind like a diamond. One who can afford your rock ‘n’ roll lifestyle? ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2004, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iwagwassaalj-sigh/268439/5 "2004-10-10T04:32:16Z")
I want a girl who knows what’s best. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2004, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iwagwassaalj-sigh/268439/6 "2004-10-10T04:37:34Z")
Rcatslebatwt ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2004, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iwagwassaalj-sigh/268439/7 "2004-10-10T04:48:07Z")
I want a girl with a pan of veggie lasgana, garlic bread, and a some iced tea. ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2004, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iwagwassaalj-sigh/268439/8 "2004-10-10T05:14:45Z")
Yeah, but where do her fingers go, when she sleeps? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2004, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iwagwassaalj-sigh/268439/9 "2004-10-10T05:30:02Z")
I want a girl who always solicits sex anonymously at Live Journal. I was a guitarist when albums still sold at all little junkshops. Ivan was a gay white Albanian spitting saliva at a lesbian Jugoslavian. If whales are God, what are seals? Saints? Angels? A lesser Jehovah? If we all got wasted and started snickering at a lame joke… ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2004, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iwagwassaalj-sigh/268439/10 "2004-10-10T06:31:45Z")
> [@Little Nemo](#): > > If we all got wasted and started snickering at a lame joke… Well, from what I hear, the wacky morning DJ says democracy’s a joke. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2004, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iwagwassaalj-sigh/268439/11 "2004-10-10T13:19:21Z")
> [@Nightwatch Trailer](#): > > Well, from what I hear, the wacky morning DJ says democracy’s a joke. **DUDE ! ! !** ---
**Author:** ![noname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/58f4c7/32.png) [@noname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/noname)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2004, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iwagwassaalj-sigh/268439/12 "2004-10-10T18:15:57Z")
> [@astro](#): > > I want a girl with a pan of veggie lasgana, garlic bread, and a some iced tea. You want fries with that? ---
**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2004, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iwagwassaalj-sigh/268439/13 "2004-10-10T21:31:46Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > I want a girl with a mind like a diamond. The hardest susbtance known to man? ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2004, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iwagwassaalj-sigh/268439/14 "2004-10-10T21:36:34Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > I want a girl with a mind like a diamond. Transparent? ---
**Author:** ![saramamalana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@saramamalana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saramamalana)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2004, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iwagwassaalj-sigh/268439/15 "2004-10-10T22:27:59Z")
My eyes burn like cigarettes. Betcha didn’t know that! ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2004, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iwagwassaalj-sigh/268439/16 "2004-10-10T23:11:29Z")
> [@saramamalana](#): > > My eyes burn like cigarettes. Betcha didn’t know that! That may be, but do your shoes cut? ---
**Author:** ![Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jake)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2004, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iwagwassaalj-sigh/268439/17 "2004-10-10T23:23:06Z")
Did’ja ever hear the story of the French Horn player? Ever time he kissed her he shoved his hand up her ass! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2004, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iwagwassaalj-sigh/268439/18 "2004-10-11T00:49:26Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > I want a girl with a mind like a diamond. One with artifically inflated value? ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2004, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iwagwassaalj-sigh/268439/19 "2004-10-11T01:23:25Z")
I want a girl with [uninterupted prosperity.](http://www.lyricsstyle.com/c/cake/shortskirtlongjacket.html) ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2004, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iwagwassaalj-sigh/268439/20 "2004-10-11T01:35:25Z")
Diamonds…that’ll shut her up. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iwagwassaalj-sigh/268439.md?page=2)