# IWAGWASSAALJ ! ! ! \>\> sigh \<\< **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 10, 2004, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iwagwassaalj-sigh/268439 "2004-10-10T04:19:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Zjestika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/8edcca/32.png) [@Zjestika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zjestika)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2004, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iwagwassaalj-sigh/268439/21 "2004-10-11T02:08:55Z")
I want a girl (or anyone) who knows if the new Cake album is any good. ---
**Author:** ![saramamalana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@saramamalana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saramamalana)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2004, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iwagwassaalj-sigh/268439/22 "2004-10-11T05:26:19Z")
If I threw my guitar out the window, so far down, would I start to regret it? I’ll be at Citibank if anyone’s interested. ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2004, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iwagwassaalj-sigh/268439/23 "2004-10-11T05:54:49Z")
> [@saramamalana](#): > > I’ll be at Citibank if anyone’s interested. Hey there…need a pen? ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2004, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iwagwassaalj-sigh/268439/24 "2004-10-11T14:43:04Z")
I want a girl. That’s all, no other requirements. ---
**Author:** ![PussyCow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@PussyCow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PussyCow)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2004, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iwagwassaalj-sigh/268439/25 "2004-10-11T18:31:36Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > I want a girl with a mind like a diamond. You want a girl whose mind is metastable at the Earth’s surface and has a Moh’s hardness of 10? ---
**Author:** ![Ashes\_Ashes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@Ashes\_Ashes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashes_Ashes)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2004, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iwagwassaalj-sigh/268439/26 "2004-10-11T20:46:42Z")
> [@Zjestika](#): > > I want a girl (or anyone) who knows if the new Cake album is any good. It’s Cake, it’s gotta be good. Crossing my fingers it’ll be on my doorstep when I get home. Ashes, in a short skirt but not so long jacket. ---
**Author:** ![angelicate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@angelicate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/angelicate)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2004, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iwagwassaalj-sigh/268439/27 "2004-10-11T21:41:04Z")
I want a girl who’ll watch birds falling from the window ledge above mine with me. Haven’t heard the new album yet, but yeah, I’m sure it’ll be good. ---
**Author:** ![Atticus\_Finch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ec9cab/32.png) [@Atticus\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atticus_Finch)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2004, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iwagwassaalj-sigh/268439/28 "2004-10-12T01:59:52Z")
Who uses a machete to cut through red tape. ---
**Author:** ![LordVor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/90ced4/32.png) [@LordVor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LordVor)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2004, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iwagwassaalj-sigh/268439/29 "2004-10-12T02:03:56Z")
I got a girl who wears cool shoes -lv ---
**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2004, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iwagwassaalj-sigh/268439/30 "2004-10-12T02:17:18Z")
Does the new album have No Phone on it? If so, I’m sick of hearing that song, and that’s from too much play on XM, not some Clear Channel crap. ---
**Author:** ![kittenblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@kittenblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenblue)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2004, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iwagwassaalj-sigh/268439/31 "2004-10-12T03:23:21Z")
Multi-faceted! ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2004, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iwagwassaalj-sigh/268439/32 "2004-10-12T15:39:31Z")
I want a girl with extensions in her hair. Bamboo earrings- at least two pair! A Fendi bag and a bad attitude- That’s all I need to get me in a good mood. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iwagwassaalj-sigh/268439.md?page=1)