# J-E-T-S! Flaming! Lesbian! Catfight!

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**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [January 15, 2009, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/j-e-t-s-flaming-lesbian-catfight/481421 "2009-01-15T14:16:11Z")\
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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/j-e-t-s-flaming-lesbian-catfight/481421/1 "2009-01-15T14:16:11Z")

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The daughter of the owner of the NY Jets had her hair set on fire in a catfight with her lesbian girlfriend.

> **[The New York Jets And The Flaming Lesbian Catfight](https://deadspin.com/the-new-york-jets-and-the-flaming-lesbian-catfight-5131346)**
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> Poor Woody Johnson. The Jets' owner has watched recently as his team capitulated, his quarterback underachieved, and his daughter had her hair set on fire by her lesbian girlfriend. Wait, what?

Um…wow. Interesting. It’s a shame this couldn’t have happened before a Jets-Pats game just to see what the Pat’s fans could come up with for signs. Does this bode well for the resolution of the Favre situation? The upcoming draft? Good times.

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