# "J" is for....

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/j-is-for/444968>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 11, 2008, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/j-is-for/444968 "2008-04-11T23:34:38Z")\
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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/j-is-for/444968/1 "2008-04-11T23:34:38Z")

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\<Warning: Cute Kid Story\>

The Littlest Briston dearly loves the alphabet. Say the letter “A” to her, and she’s immediately busting out with her full rendition of the Alphabet Song. She’s got a ton of alphabet-based educational toys, games and puzzles. It’s the puzzles that we’re looking at today.

One of them has 26 little wooden shapes, each with a letter printed on it, along with a little picture of something that begins with that letter.

So she and I are in the living room playing with the puzzle together. I’m pointing to the pieces one by one and asking her about them.

“What’s that letter?”  
_“A!”_  
“And ‘A’ is for…?”  
_“Apple!”_  
“Very good…what’s that letter?”  
_“B!”_  
“Uh huh…and ‘B’ is for…?”  
_“Banana!”_  
“Right! And…”

…And so on and so on. Then we get to “J”, which has a picture of a jar of jelly on it. I was curious as to what she would say was on there. “Jar”? “Jelly”? Maybe “Jam”?

“Ok Shayla…what’s that letter?”  
_“J!”_  
“Right…and ‘J’ is for…?”

[spoiler]_“Jeopardy!”_

Our morning routine is to watch the previous night’s _Jeopardy_ while we have breakfast. Two years old, and she’s _obsessed_ with the show, to the point where she gets upset if we don’t watch it in the morning.[/spoiler]

Love that kid. 🙂

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**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/j-is-for/444968/2 "2008-04-11T23:45:30Z")

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Let me know when she gets to “S”?

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**Author:** ![sinjin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@sinjin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sinjin)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/j-is-for/444968/3 "2008-04-12T00:13:19Z")

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Wow, cool kid. 🆒

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/j-is-for/444968/4 "2008-04-12T00:18:50Z")

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[QUOTE=nocturnal\_tick]  
Let me know when she gets to “S”?  
[/QUOTE]  
What? “S” is for “Strawberry”. Not sure what you were thinking.

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**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/j-is-for/444968/5 "2008-04-12T00:40:20Z")

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\*\* 5 time champ\*\* would be very proud of you!

😃

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/j-is-for/444968/6 "2008-04-12T00:48:52Z")

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Heh…just came across [this picture of her](http://www.kathiebill.com/photo/view.php?album=Shayla%20Growing%20Up&mode=&pic=29%20I%20really%20like%20Jeopardy.JPG&picindex=30) at my in-laws – eight months old.

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/j-is-for/444968/7 "2008-04-12T02:40:01Z")

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[QUOTE=Hal Briston]  
What? “S” is for “Strawberry”. Not sure what you were thinking.  
[/QUOTE]

Oh, I think ewe do, Hal.

We’re still making fun of that, right?

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**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/j-is-for/444968/8 "2008-04-12T02:41:13Z")

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[QUOTE=Captain Carrot]  
Oh, I think ewe do, Hal.

We’re still making fun of that, right?  
[/QUOTE]

Always, otherwise he’ll forget his lesson

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**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/j-is-for/444968/9 "2008-04-12T04:52:00Z")

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Heh, sounds like a smart one, **Hal Briston**. I’ll bet you wind up with a zillion more of those stories by the time she’s ten.

When I picked up my son from his first day of kindergarten, the teacher took me aside and said she had asked the children to name something that starts with “H”. Horsey, house, hat…Wolfgang said, “Hologram”. 😃

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/j-is-for/444968/10 "2008-04-12T04:56:15Z")

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> Heh…just came across this picture of her at my in-laws – eight months old.

A Jeopardy fan at eight months old…yeah, this board’s got a future member.

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/j-is-for/444968/11 "2008-04-12T18:37:26Z")

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[QUOTE=Captain Carrot]  
Oh, I think ewe do, Hal.

We’re still making fun of that, right?  
[/QUOTE]

You know, I didn’t get it when I read **nocturnal\_tick** ’s post…I must be getting old…

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/j-is-for/444968/12 "2008-04-12T18:49:50Z")

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Aww, I hope Alex Trebek is still hosting when she’s old enough to be a contestant.

OK, not likely but still…

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/j-is-for/444968/13 "2008-04-12T23:19:28Z")

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Two years old and she’s already smarter than Sean Connery.
