# J. Lo's New Video:  Ick!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/j-los-new-video-ick/191709>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 29, 2003, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/j-los-new-video-ick/191709 "2003-07-29T18:11:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2003, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/j-los-new-video-ick/191709/1 "2003-07-29T18:11:47Z")

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I didn’t think it was possible for Jennifer Lopez to look unattractive, but she looks like death warmed over in her new video. I think it’s called “I Love U” and it features close-ups of her face interspersed with clips from her new movie “Gigli.”

She is either illin’ or wearing the worst makeup ever made. Pale, stringy hair… Anyone agree?

I haven’t heard one positive review of Gigli, either. “It sucks ass,” were the words used by a close friend.

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**Author:** ![Torgo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@Torgo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Torgo)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/j-los-new-video-ick/191709/2 "2003-07-30T02:28:04Z")

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Does it feature heapin’ helpin’s of her sweet luscious ass? 'Cause if it does, _then it gets a thumbs up from Torgo!_

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**Author:** ![defectiveangel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbe5ce/32.png) [@defectiveangel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/defectiveangel)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/j-los-new-video-ick/191709/3 "2003-07-30T04:54:58Z")

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I know… She looked awful… I only saw part of it but it looked like she was tryin to pull of a Gwen Stefani “Underneath It All” look… Gwen pulled it off but J-Lo did look more than a little like, to quote you, death warmed over… So very pale and with absolutely horrible makeup… And, Torgo, her ass didn’t make an appearance in what I saw and I don’t think I missed too much…

As of right now, I haven’t seen Gigli nor have any of my friends so I don’t have a opinion on it… I don’t think it is going to be that good cause the trailers are pretty unimpressive…

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**Author:** ![paulberserker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@paulberserker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paulberserker)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/j-los-new-video-ick/191709/4 "2003-07-30T12:06:44Z")

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havent seen it, but theres a great article about lopez + affleck in gigli in the new edition of the onion

> **[The Onion | America's Finest News Source.](https://www.theonion.com/)**
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> The Onion brings you all of the latest news, stories, photos, videos and more from America's finest news source.

but im guessing most dopers knew that already

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**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/j-los-new-video-ick/191709/5 "2003-07-30T14:46:38Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by paulberserker \*  
> \*\*havent seen it, but theres a great article about lopez + affleck in gigli in the new edition of the onion
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> [www.theonion.com](http://www.theonion.com)
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> but im guessing most dopers knew that already \*\*

I could have sworn this _Gigli_ was a gag. You mean to tell me it’s a real movie?