# Ja Rule On Halftime Show Hahahaaahha

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ja-rule-on-halftime-show-hahahaaahha/149685>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 19, 2003, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ja-rule-on-halftime-show-hahahaaahha/149685 "2003-01-19T21:57:06Z")\
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**Author:** ![fishcrawford](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/85f322/32.png) [@fishcrawford](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishcrawford)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2003, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ja-rule-on-halftime-show-hahahaaahha/149685/1 "2003-01-19T21:57:06Z")

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SOMEONE, PLEASE, someone had to have seen that weak ass performance of JA Rules during halftime of the Bucs/Eagles game just now. They boo’d him, haha.

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**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2003, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ja-rule-on-halftime-show-hahahaaahha/149685/2 "2003-01-19T22:20:10Z")

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Couldn’t have been any worse than what Jessica Simpson did to the national anthem. That was truly awful.

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**Author:** ![fishcrawford](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/85f322/32.png) [@fishcrawford](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishcrawford)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2003, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ja-rule-on-halftime-show-hahahaaahha/149685/3 "2003-01-19T22:25:04Z")

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Both were pathetic. I thought Jessica Simpson was going to sound half decent, but after the “Oh say can you see” it went straight to hell.

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**Author:** ![Intaglio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/71e660/32.png) [@Intaglio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intaglio)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2003, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ja-rule-on-halftime-show-hahahaaahha/149685/4 "2003-01-19T22:54:31Z")

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It Sucked ASS!  
Why even have a Halftime Show, Who knows this guy anyway?

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**Author:** ![The\_MacDairmuid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_MacDairmuid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_MacDairmuid)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2003, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ja-rule-on-halftime-show-hahahaaahha/149685/5 "2003-01-19T23:58:25Z")

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Imagine how the marching band felt, being relegated to playing backup to _ **that** _!

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**Author:** ![Dignan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@Dignan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dignan)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ja-rule-on-halftime-show-hahahaaahha/149685/6 "2003-01-20T01:15:48Z")

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You mean you didn’t change the channel after you found out Ja Rule was doing the halftime show? :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Skid\_Row](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/779978/32.png) [@Skid\_Row](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skid_Row)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ja-rule-on-halftime-show-hahahaaahha/149685/7 "2003-01-20T03:01:14Z")

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The penultimate car crash of half-time shows. I have no idea who Ja-Rule is (or WTF his name means either, but I digress) however, it was the FUNNIEST half-time show in recent memory. The Philly crowd booing this stiff off the stage (along with his hot but equally as untalented female sidekick) was priceless.

Seems like a SNL skit in the making:

“Ja-Rule vs. Philly - The Revenge”  
This time - its musical.

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**Author:** ![The\_MacDairmuid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_MacDairmuid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_MacDairmuid)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ja-rule-on-halftime-show-hahahaaahha/149685/8 "2003-01-20T03:34:10Z")

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They booed him?! Awesome!  
I put the tv on mute and went out to stretch. Oh, well. Better to hear after that he was booed than to listen to him before he was booed.

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**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ja-rule-on-halftime-show-hahahaaahha/149685/9 "2003-01-20T03:42:50Z")

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I don’t remember the last halftime show of a football game that I actually liked so I flipped it to 7th Heaven or something. I’m glad I didn’t miss anything.

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**Author:** ![peepthis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9d8465/32.png) [@peepthis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peepthis)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ja-rule-on-halftime-show-hahahaaahha/149685/10 "2003-01-20T03:44:18Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Skid Row \*  
> **The penultimate car crash of half-time shows. I have no idea who Ja-Rule is (or WTF his name means either, but I digress)**

I’d wager that most pop culture literate people under 25 would recognize, though not necessarily be fans of, Ja Rule’s music. “Ja” is an acronym of his real name, **J** eff **A** tkins. The Rule, if you can believe it, stands for “Represents Unconditional Love’s Existence.” But I’m assuming this was, if not an after-the-fact creation, a flagrant tribute to/ripoff of LL Cool J (which, as fans know, stands for Ladies Love Cool James).

That said, I’m not surprised the Philly crowd booed him; that’s a damn tough audience. And, of course, hip hop translates horribly to big stadium performances.

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**Author:** ![BabaBooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@BabaBooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BabaBooey)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ja-rule-on-halftime-show-hahahaaahha/149685/11 "2003-01-20T05:37:55Z")

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The fact that the Eagles were down by seven at halftime probably did a lot of good as well. Before he went on I figured the crowd would be out of it, but the awful performance got them rowdy…

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**Author:** ![seal\_cleaner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@seal\_cleaner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seal_cleaner)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ja-rule-on-halftime-show-hahahaaahha/149685/12 "2003-01-20T18:58:26Z")

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I watched part of it w/ closed captioning. Was there something in the song about having sex in a Yukon? I was stripping wallpaper at the time, didn’t get a real good look.

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**Author:** ![seal\_cleaner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@seal\_cleaner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seal_cleaner)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ja-rule-on-halftime-show-hahahaaahha/149685/13 "2003-01-20T19:01:31Z")

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> I’m not surprised the Philly crowd booed him; that’s a damn tough audience.

Among others, Philly fans have booed:  
Santa Claus  
Their own cheeleaders  
Special Olympic particpants

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**Author:** ![ElwoodCuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/edb3f5/32.png) [@ElwoodCuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElwoodCuse)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ja-rule-on-halftime-show-hahahaaahha/149685/14 "2003-01-20T19:10:51Z")

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May I also remind you all that the notoriously mean Philly fans also booed Destiny’s Child during the half-time show of the NBA finals a couple years ago, because one of them was wearing a Lakers jersey (the team the 76ers were playing in the finals).

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**Author:** ![Stratocaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stratocaster/32/16393_2.png) [@Stratocaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stratocaster)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ja-rule-on-halftime-show-hahahaaahha/149685/15 "2003-01-20T19:59:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ElwoodCuse \*  
> \*\*May I also remind you all that the notoriously mean Philly fans also booed Destiny’s Child during the half-time show of the NBA finals a couple years ago, because one of them was wearing a Lakers jersey (the team the 76ers were playing in the finals). \*\*

Jesus, what would your city’s fans do if someone showed up at your arena for the half-time show wearing the opponent’s jersey?

seal\_clubber, a cite, if you please, for the booing of the Special Olympics participants. Being in Cafe Society does not get you an exemption. BTW, even if you find one, I will acknowledge you only by booing zestfully.

I will close by saying that half-time shows everywhere have sucked royally since “Up With People” disbanded. _Man_, they rocked.

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**Author:** ![seal\_cleaner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@seal\_cleaner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seal_cleaner)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ja-rule-on-halftime-show-hahahaaahha/149685/16 "2003-01-20T20:16:26Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Bob Cos \*  
> \*\*seal\_clubber, a cite, if you please, for the booing of the Special Olympics participants. Being in Cafe Society does not get you an exemption. \*\*

My brother’s college roomate was in the stands. I guess that does qualify for UL status. Go ahead and boo, you don’t frighten me!

Much ☹

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ja-rule-on-halftime-show-hahahaaahha/149685/17 "2003-01-20T20:26:33Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Skid Row \*  
> \*\*The penultimate car crash of half-time shows. I have no idea who Ja-Rule is (or WTF his name means either, but I digress) however, it was the FUNNIEST half-time show in recent memory. The Philly crowd booing this stiff off the stage (along with his hot but equally as untalented female sidekick) was priceless.
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> Seems like a SNL skit in the making:
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> “Ja-Rule vs. Philly - The Revenge”  
> This time - its musical. \*\*

Twenty bucks say we see this within the next two new SNLs.

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**Author:** ![stylize](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@stylize](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stylize)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ja-rule-on-halftime-show-hahahaaahha/149685/18 "2003-01-20T20:54:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Bob Cos \*  
> \*\*Jesus, what would your city’s fans do if someone showed up at your arena for the half-time show wearing the opponent’s jersey? \*\*

This was when they were in their current line up of three members.

One wore a Lakers jersey. One wore a 76ers jersey. One wore an NBA generic jersey. They were being diplomatic.

The Philly fans were just being morons as usual (_wink_)

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**Author:** ![Stratocaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stratocaster/32/16393_2.png) [@Stratocaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stratocaster)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ja-rule-on-halftime-show-hahahaaahha/149685/19 "2003-01-20T20:54:42Z")

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> \*Originally posted by seal\_clubber \*  
> **My brother’s college roomate was in the stands. I guess that does qualify for UL status. Go ahead and boo, you don’t frighten me!**

Ha! You think that qualifies you for a boo? BTW, my sister’s college roomate went to a game at the Vet and afterward, when they went out to the car, _they found a hook wedged in the car door!_ Oh! And her boyfriend’s body was _hanging from a tree above the car!_ It’s true, I tells ya…

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ja-rule-on-halftime-show-hahahaaahha/149685/20 "2003-01-20T21:34:26Z")

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What did Simpson do to the national anthem?

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