# Jabba the Hut and Princess Leia (Possible Spoilers for RotJ)

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 3, 2003, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jabba-the-hut-and-princess-leia-possible-spoilers-for-rotj/172783 "2003-05-03T02:37:18Z")\
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**Author:** ![Lobot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ce7236/32.png) [@Lobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobot)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jabba-the-hut-and-princess-leia-possible-spoilers-for-rotj/172783/21 "2003-05-03T23:52:30Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Little Nemo \*  
> \*\*I’m waiting for the first science fiction epic to reverse the stereotype. Let’s see a human bad guy imprisoning a female Hutt (or the equivalent) and dressing her up in lingerie and lusting after her body. That would expose how ridiculous the whole cliche of someone being physically attracted to an alien really is. \*\*

If you want realism, I suggest you watch something other than _Star Wars_. **Short Guy** is on the right track: Jabba is meant to be a sultan-type figure, lusting after and humiliating nubile young women. This is not hard SF.

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jabba-the-hut-and-princess-leia-possible-spoilers-for-rotj/172783/22 "2003-05-04T00:07:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Lobot \*  
> \*\*If you want realism, I suggest you watch something other than _Star Wars_. **Short Guy** is on the right track: Jabba is meant to be a sultan-type figure, lusting after and humiliating nubile young women. This is not hard SF. \*\*

_Hard_ SF? Indeed. 😃

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**Author:** ![Lobot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ce7236/32.png) [@Lobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobot)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jabba-the-hut-and-princess-leia-possible-spoilers-for-rotj/172783/23 "2003-05-04T00:11:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Michael Ellis \*  
> \*\*_Hard_ SF? Indeed. 😃 \*\*

Now you make me wish that I hadn’t removed my joke about Jabba getting “fat” from an earlier post. 😉

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**Author:** ![Tyrrell\_McAllister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tyrrell_mcallister/32/16772_2.png) [@Tyrrell\_McAllister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tyrrell_McAllister)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jabba-the-hut-and-princess-leia-possible-spoilers-for-rotj/172783/24 "2003-05-04T02:03:25Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Weird\_AL\_Einstein \*  
> **You know, it is a deeply tiresome cliche in sci-fi that alien males will be attracted to human females. The later Star Trek series were particularly egregious about this, but it is ridiculous wherever it turns up.**

Funny; as I recall, it was usually the reverse in Star Trek: human male (i.e. Kirk) attracted to (and attractive to) alien female.

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**Author:** ![Tyrrell\_McAllister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tyrrell_mcallister/32/16772_2.png) [@Tyrrell\_McAllister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tyrrell_McAllister)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jabba-the-hut-and-princess-leia-possible-spoilers-for-rotj/172783/25 "2003-05-04T02:08:35Z")

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Of course, I see now that you wrote “later Star Trek series”, but my gut feeling is still that male human/female alien pairings were more common than the reverse in all the Star Trek series. Anyone know if someone has taken the time to make a tally that would settle this?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jabba-the-hut-and-princess-leia-possible-spoilers-for-rotj/172783/26 "2003-05-04T04:06:43Z")

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> Whatever did happen, I’m sure it was disgusting.

I see nothing at all disgusting about having sex with Princess Leia. I’d do it.

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**Author:** ![Lobot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ce7236/32.png) [@Lobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobot)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jabba-the-hut-and-princess-leia-possible-spoilers-for-rotj/172783/27 "2003-05-04T04:30:22Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Johnny L.A. \*  
> \*\*I see nothing at all disgusting about having sex with Princess Leia. I’d do it. \*\*

Yeah, but would you let Jabba watch?

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**Author:** ![TJ555\_The\_Golfer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@TJ555\_The\_Golfer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJ555_The_Golfer)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jabba-the-hut-and-princess-leia-possible-spoilers-for-rotj/172783/28 "2003-05-04T09:33:45Z")

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> Yeah, but would you let Jabba watch?

Hell, he can video tape it.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jabba-the-hut-and-princess-leia-possible-spoilers-for-rotj/172783/29 "2003-05-05T00:52:03Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Johnny L.A. \*  
> \*\*I see nothing at all disgusting about having sex with Princess Leia. I’d do it. \*\*

Yeah, but would you have sex with Jabba?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jabba-the-hut-and-princess-leia-possible-spoilers-for-rotj/172783/30 "2003-05-05T01:03:56Z")

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Would I have sex with… _Oh!_ I _see!_ Heh heh. I thought **jack@ss** was talking about sex with _Leia!_. So sorry. [sub]God, I’m embarrassed.[/sub] Please carry on.

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**Author:** ![Lobot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ce7236/32.png) [@Lobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobot)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jabba-the-hut-and-princess-leia-possible-spoilers-for-rotj/172783/31 "2003-05-05T01:05:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \*  
> \*\*Yeah, but would you have sex with Jabba? \*\*

Even Hutts need love. Or are you a _Huttist?_

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**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jabba-the-hut-and-princess-leia-possible-spoilers-for-rotj/172783/32 "2003-05-05T04:40:13Z")

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“Jerry, I’ve come here tonight to tell my wife I don’t love her any more and I want to marry my true love, Jabba.”

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**Author:** ![Deadly\_Nightlight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Deadly\_Nightlight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deadly_Nightlight)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jabba-the-hut-and-princess-leia-possible-spoilers-for-rotj/172783/33 "2003-05-05T06:54:11Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Blake \*  
> \*\*Yurts? \*\*

HA! thanks for making my day

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**Author:** ![NoCoolUserName](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5fc32e/32.png) [@NoCoolUserName](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NoCoolUserName)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jabba-the-hut-and-princess-leia-possible-spoilers-for-rotj/172783/34 "2003-05-05T16:35:07Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Little Nemo \*  
> \*\*I’m waiting for the first science fiction epic to reverse the stereotype. Let’s see a human bad guy imprisoning a female Hutt (or the equivalent) and dressing her up in lingerie and lusting after her body. That would expose how ridiculous the whole cliche of someone being physically attracted to an alien really is. \*\*

Perhaps you should rent Woody’s **Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex** [(IMDB listing)](http://us.imdb.com/Title?0068555) and view the section (if memory serves, and it hardly ever does) "What is Beastiality?"Gene Wilder having an affair with a sheep wearing pearls and nylons is a scene not to be missed.

Jabba is a pervert, as others have said. He degrades people with whatever they find disgusting or horrible. Leia is dressed like a harem girl, but if Luke had been dressed the same way, he wouldn’t have been humiliated (I don’t think), it just would have been stupid. I’m sure that any sort of close physical contact with Jabba would be disgusting AND horrible for most folk, so he probably does that too–as suggested by “the scene where Jabba pulls the female Twilek close”–heck, just having him breathe on you would probably break most people.

And I have to agree: “Yurts” was a stroke of genius!

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