# Jack-ass Dean Tyler **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 29, 2000, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856 "2000-10-29T23:51:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2000, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/1 "2000-10-29T23:51:38Z")
As suggested by the Gaudere, the moderator in GD, I’m bringing this one to the pit. JDT: if you’re reading this, I just want you to know you’re a . . . a . . . well, there isn’t a word for what you are, but if there were, you’d be complete and total one. For those who don’t know what I’m talking about: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=43031&pagenumber=1](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=43031&pagenumber=1) IMHO, this prick is deliberately trying to stir up controversy, and get people talking about him. This is the same mindset as “There is no bad publicity.” I would re-post to the thread, and work on shattering this great fool’s inadequate arguments, but you know what? Fuck 'im. It’s not worth it. I had made the suggestion in the thread that we should stop posting to this thread, and let it wither away, which it so richly deserves to do. So: if you read the thread in question, please don’t post. If you’ve been posting, please give it up. You’re using logic on a brick wall. Thank you for your time. Unless you’re Jack Dean Tyler, in which case, you are cordially invited to kiss my hairy white ass. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/2 "2000-10-30T00:49:31Z")
The guy likes talking about dicks. So what? ---
**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/3 "2000-10-30T02:00:31Z")
BLESSEDWOLF, I feel your pain. But I’m not going to stop posting to that thread; I’m quite enjoying it. His conclusions are so outlandish and so without foundation that I can’t seem to get too worked up over them, and they’re amusing me. (The part about why he’s a penis expert was hilarious, as is his tendency to blame everything but the national debt on circumcision – not to mention his coy refusal to discuss his _own_, ah, status.) For whatever reason, he hasn’t offended me (yet) and therefore I will continue to post. I respect your decision to bow out, but I’ll hang around for now. Oh, and I can’t remember if you are male or female. If you are female, you know your anger is only because you are sexually frustrated by circumcised men. And if you’re male – well, your bad temper is obviously due to your circumcision. No need to thank me for pointing this out. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/4 "2000-10-30T02:20:53Z")
I think my favorite part of the thread, besides where Jack-off describes his credentials as a penis expert, is when Chronos describes his penis (all in the name of fighting ignorance) and Jack-off tells Chronos “there is something wrong with your penis.” Very educational! ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/5 "2000-10-30T02:40:34Z")
(ooooh, I’m under Magdalene!) It ain’t the subject matter, **SPOOFE**. It’s the presentation. My big question is whether **JDT** is related to Kenny Beacon. He certainly has a similar style of “debating.” Jacky seems to have decided not to play with me any more. I’m crushed. Choad. ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/6 "2000-10-30T02:58:15Z")
blessedwolf, You are obviously an improperly circumcised man- this OP proves it!!!😃 And Jodi? Remember, the national debt was run up by circumcised males. Look Ma! I’m using JDT logic! ---
**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/7 "2000-10-30T03:03:45Z")
I find the thread and Mr. Tyler highly amusing. The parts of it that I find the most interesting are his insistence that the sex life of anyone who is circumcised (or anyone that has sex with someone circumsized) are entirely unfulfilling. Meanwhile, his understanding of the right way to have sex if uncircumsized: > [@](#): > > The main course of sex for an intact man who knows how to use his penis is not actually penetration. The main course is when the intact man slides the dorsal side of his penis over the clitoris of the woman. The man is getting the best sensations when he does this. In the process of doing this, the man is inadvertently manipulating the woman’s clitoral hood which gives her by far the best sensations (clitoral orgasm). To say that our pal Jack has issues is understating it greatly. ---
**Author:** ![absoul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@absoul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/absoul)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/8 "2000-10-30T04:01:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by magdalene \* > \*\*I think my favorite part of the thread, besides where Jack-off describes his credentials as a penis expert, is when Chronos describes his penis (all in the name of fighting ignorance) and Jack-off tells Chronos “there is something wrong with your penis.” Very educational! > > \*\* I laughed out loud when I read that part, and I am at work. ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/9 "2000-10-30T04:31:26Z")
The man clearly exists solely to fight our ignorance about the penis. Every one of his 40 posts is in that one thread. Now, I like learning about penises as much as the next gal, but I find that Tug-Ahoy contraption more than a little bit disturbing. Though it was very interesting to discover that there is something wrong with Chronos’ penis. That’s something you don’t learn about your mods every day. I feel considerably edified after that one. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/10 "2000-10-30T04:31:29Z")
You learn something new every day on the SDMB. Today, I learned a lot of things. Among them: –There is something wrong with Chronos’s penis. –Astraeus has a crappy sex life, but he doesn’t know it. –JustAnotherGuy does sex wrong. –The Nazis were a bunch of homos. I also learned that my drooling problem is a result of my husband’s circumcision! p.s. I just loved the photo of the bodybuilder guy wearing nothing but a Tug-Ahoy and white sox. [![](http://tugahoy.com/Image13.gif) ](http://tugahoy.com/Image13.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/11 "2000-10-30T04:36:58Z")
More fun facts: – Bill Clinton is a serial rapist – This is because he is circumcised – Bob Packwood is uncircumcised, so he only goes for the milder forms of sexual harassment ---
**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/12 "2000-10-30T04:44:39Z")
Well, Jack Dean Tyler has just crossed the line from amusing character to terrifying freak. In the post he made at on 10-29-00 at 10:05 p.m. CT (the second post of his on [page 4 of the thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=43031&pagenumber=4)), he makes some comments regarding rape that are just too bizarre for words. ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/13 "2000-10-30T04:54:09Z")
Jesus. I’m almost certain that the “uncircumcised men don’t rape” fallacy has been addressed on the SDMB before–if I weren’t so tired, I’d try to find it. I’m also too tired to confront this idiot myself, otherwise I’d dig up some stats on the prevalence of rape in countries where most men are intact and get him to try to refute that. Where do these freaks come from? ---
**Author:** ![2nd\_Law](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/f475e1/32.png) [@2nd\_Law](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2nd_Law)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/14 "2000-10-30T04:54:50Z")
_in his post in the other thread from 10-29-2000 @ 9:01 p.m., Jack Dean Tyler said:_ > [@](#): > > All that you know is that there are a bunch of men who say that they don’t mind that half of their penises were amputated without their consent. By golly, I think I’d be pretty freaking upset if my foreskin had comprised 1/2 of my penis! As that appears to have been the case for Jack Dean Tyler, I can see why he is upset about losing 1/2 his penis when he was circumsized. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/15 "2000-10-30T04:59:01Z")
The guy’s a fruitcake. ---
**Author:** ![Rock-n-Rolga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/22d042/32.png) [@Rock-n-Rolga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rock-n-Rolga)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/16 "2000-10-30T05:17:40Z")
He (JDT) also argues earlier in the thread that because uncircumcised men’s intact natural shape allows for penetrative sex to be performed “properly” that they don’t perform any non-penetrative sex acts. I call bullshit on that! I’m glad noone’s divulged this little “fact” to my Finnish, uncircumcised b/f, or it might be bye-bye to some of the luvverliest oral stimulation I’ve ever had… Anyway, Guanolad and the others have ol’ Jack Dean Tyler (sounds like a maker of sausage products! Ouchie!) pegged just right: he’s a wackjob in the extreme. ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/17 "2000-10-30T05:18:45Z")
Jack, I’m trying to imagine your day. I see you waking up at the crack of dawn, as the sun reflects of the cracked mirror of your AMC Gremlin and through the window of your trailer. You fumble on the nightstand for the cut of RedMan you removed from your mouth as you passed out the night before. Reaching across the bed, you shake the shoulder of you sister to awaken her. The hair on your belly pulls unplesantly as you move, because naturally you had sex the night befor by rubbing your penis on your sister’s clit, and your spunk is now dried and caked on. You check to see if today is the day of the week you shower, and are relieved to see that it isn’t. That ought to save time. Pulling on the clothes you wore the day before, ( and the day before that), you peer into the mirror. Both teeth are looking good! No need to brush today. You spend a few minutes trying to arange the 3 hairs on your head to look like 50,000, and satisfied with the results, you head out to work. Getting the Gremlin jump started is harder than usual, as your neighbors are sick of you. You head for your career job as the fry guy at McDonalds. The entire day you do nothing but think about your penis and regret that it dosen’t work right. Do us all, you, me, the SDMB and your sister, a favor. One of these days race a train to the crossing in that Gremlin. ---
**Author:** ![Sofa\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@Sofa\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofa_King)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/18 "2000-10-30T05:41:04Z")
weirddave, can I give you some kind of an award? You’re my fucking hero, man, and I really have laughed to tears reading that. You, sir, know how to barbecue. I don’t know what this is worth, but I’m pronouncing you **“Circumsisor of the Ignorant.”** I shall remind myself to address you as such in the future. ---
**Author:** ![Felice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a88e4f/32.png) [@Felice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Felice)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/19 "2000-10-30T05:44:07Z")
What bugs me - well, one of the things that bugs me - is that I was actually interested in the subject of the debate. My SO and brothers are all circumcised, but I have not yet decided about what to do with my son, if/when I should have one. And so I was interested in the issues that Jack raised. But his lunatic fervor for his particular cause has driven me to the point of where **I** have gone out looking for arguments **in favor** of circumcision… just to prove him wrong. Unsuccessfully, I might add. But like **andros** , I seem to be on his _ignore_ list. Sigh… Felice ---
**Author:** ![Sofa\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@Sofa\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofa_King)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/20 "2000-10-30T05:44:13Z")
Um, we can work on the spelling issues, above. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856.md?page=2)