# Jack-ass Dean Tyler **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 29, 2000, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856 "2000-10-29T23:51:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Felice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a88e4f/32.png) [@Felice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Felice)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/21 "2000-10-30T05:48:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by andros \* > \*\* > My big question is whether **JDT** is related to Kenny Beacon. He certainly has a similar style of “debating.” > \*\* I don’t think so, Andros. Ol’ KB was much more articulate. He did a much more artistic job of handwaving about his ‘facts’ and ‘references’ and so forth for ages and AGES before getting so completely wacky as to be laughable. Besides, he’d go on for three or four screens at a time. Jack’s not even in the same ballpark. Thank the gods. Felice ---
**Author:** ![Primaflora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Primaflora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Primaflora)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/22 "2000-10-30T06:45:50Z")
Felice I didn’t circ my boys and the more I read about it, the more glad I am that I didn’t. I don’t think it is necessary for me to choose on their behalf to lop off a sensitive bit of skin. There are no cultural or religious reasons to do it so we didn’t. They can do it later as adults if they wish to. That said, this guy is a total raving extremist weirdo who is doing the anti circ movement a grave disservice with his rantings. Looking on the bright side, at least we don’t have to fuck him. Imagine going to bed with him - either he is circ’ed and sexually totally incompetent or he is not circ’ed and is totally sexually incompetent. ---
**Author:** ![Primaflora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Primaflora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Primaflora)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/23 "2000-10-30T06:47:44Z")
Ack!!! Before I get lynched I need to clarify. “There are no cultural or religious reasons which justify my choosing to circ” I am well aware others feel differently. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/24 "2000-10-30T08:01:17Z")
What we have here is a man who obviously has a penis the size of a pencil eraser. How else could he claim that in a circumcision half of a man’s penis is cut off? Truly, he must be suffering from penis envy and feels that if he had not been circumcised, he would have a penis twice as long. I can relate . . . er, not. **Jack Tyler Dean** , I don’t know what you are, but you’re not a man. ---
**Author:** ![Primaflora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Primaflora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Primaflora)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/25 "2000-10-30T09:26:49Z")
Jack Ass writes in GD " You are a sexual assault victim (even though, I guess, you are not actually a rape victim but perhaps a sodomy victim at best) but, your prognosis for recovery is excellent to say the least" the man is a complete arrogant shithead. Sodomy at best? You ever been sodomised by a rapist you fuckwit? If anything it is fucking WORSE than being raped vaginally! And when a penis is used as a weapon the circ status does not matter. Rapists can rape with a circed penis - to claim otherwise is derisory nonsense. Look back at history - cultures which did not routinely circ still managed to go out raping and pillaging. Prognosis for recovery? Got any cites for that, moron man? And am I only the one with a vision of a very sad lonely man whacking off and deluding himself that he is studying penises? ---
**Author:** ![Primaflora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Primaflora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Primaflora)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/26 "2000-10-30T09:28:37Z")
Jesus wept! I of course meant uncirced penises can be used to rape just as much as circed penises! It’s been a loooooong day ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/27 "2000-10-30T13:33:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by blessedwolf \* > **IMHO, this prick is deliberately trying to stir up controversy, and get people talking about him. This is the same mindset as "There is no bad publicity."** If so then I would respectfully submit, **blessedwolf** , that he has accomplished his goal. ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/28 "2000-10-30T15:46:09Z")
I found it quite amusing that Jack-ass Dean Tyler is willing to discuss every man’s penis but his own. I would suspect it’s about the size of my thumb, and since he apparently isn’t willing to use his tongue (which would go long way in compensating for his, umm, shortcoming, at least in my book), he has likely never had a woman writh and moan uncontrollably in bed. ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/29 "2000-10-30T15:59:57Z")
He’s a fucking moron. If this was Usenet, I’d _plonk_ him, but fortunately, he seems to only be active in one thread. * * * Yer pal, [Satan](http://www.members.tripod.com/jmspoofe/sdmb/satan.jpg) \*I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR: Six months, three weeks, 14 hours, 5 minutes and 17 seconds. 8183 cigarettes not smoked, saving $1,022.93. Extra life with Drain Bead: 4 weeks, 9 hours, 55 minutes. **THE YANKEES WIN! THAAAAAAH YANKEES WIN! 1996 · 1998 ··· WORLD CHAMPIONS ··· 1999 · 2000 26 Titles! The #1 Dynasty of all-time! And most importantly… RULERS OF NYC!!**\* ---
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/30 "2000-10-30T16:03:52Z")
andros, while I also enjoyed reading about YOUR penis (or at least your views on the subject), I must remind you of my stance on flirting in the PIT. Please do not make me lose all respect for you! ---
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/31 "2000-10-30T16:14:34Z")
oh, and porcupine, I’m with ya - this guy is obviously the size of a newborn’s thumb. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/32 "2000-10-30T19:45:36Z")
My, what an astoundingly stupid person. Esprix ---
**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/33 "2000-10-30T21:56:14Z")
Calling JDT “moron” would be an insult to true morons. ---
**Author:** ![ren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@ren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ren)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/34 "2000-10-31T00:11:49Z")
> [@](#): > > Both teeth are looking good! No need to brush today. Hoooboy, haven’t laughed that hard in weeks. Still wiping the tears from my eyes! ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/35 "2000-10-31T01:21:59Z")
Is it just me or does wacko jacko here seem to be putting forth a foreskin conspiracy? The only part of the body that refuses to be studied by the medical community. And I had thought I had heard them all! Why do I get the feeling that his family tree doesn’t branch? ---
**Author:** ![Fillet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/2acd7d/32.png) [@Fillet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fillet)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/36 "2000-10-31T01:29:59Z")
A quick web search turned up [Jack’s home page.](http://uncontrolled.com) After clicking on a few of the links, it is apparent that Jack has some issues with life in SoCal in general. Check out his complaints vs. the City of Redondo Beach, as well as local businesses that have incurred his ire. Important: At the very bottom of his page, there are two small x’s. One is a link to some photos of Jack and some friends back in the 1980’s. The other is a link to some illustrations of Jack’s ongoing “research into the erotic nature of the penis.” I believe that link explains a few things… about how his mind works on this topic, anyway. [**WARNING: explicit photos**] ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/37 "2000-10-31T01:32:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by magdalene \* > \*\*“there is something wrong with your penis.” \*\* I know! It comes from lack of use! ---
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/38 "2000-10-31T01:39:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fillet \* > \*\*Important: The other is a link to some illustrations of Jack’s ongoing “research into the erotic nature of the penis.” I believe that link explains a few things… about how his mind works on this topic, anyway. [**WARNING: explicit photos**] \*\* o dear god. ---
**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/39 "2000-10-31T01:47:51Z")
Gott in Himmell! The thing that scares me is that this guy appears to be **entirely on the level!** And, Saint’s preserve us , here’s “another angle on Paul’s penis” – yes, that’s Paul with his dick in his hand, all right. Well, we don’t know if Jack is cut or not, but now we know “by far the most sensitive part of [his] penis.” TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!! And the irony is . . . he’s kinda cute. Y’know, for a crazy guy. ---
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/40 "2000-10-31T02:00:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jodi \* > \*\* > And the irony is . . . he’s kinda cute. Y’know, for a crazy guy. > > \*\* ROTFLMAO - Slap my ass, but I had the same thought. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856.md?page=3)