# Jack-ass Dean Tyler

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 29, 2000, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856 "2000-10-29T23:51:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/421 "2000-12-06T05:18:19Z")

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> There was research done in England a while back where they actually measured physiological reactions that babies had while they were being circumcised. When they took measurements off of the first few subjects, they ethically had to stop the study because the babies reactions went through the roof.

And I’m sure your next post, **Jack** , will be a link to or a citation of the peer-reviewed journal in which this study was published, right?

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/422 "2000-12-06T14:01:28Z")

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> \*Originally posted by andros \*  
> \*\*And I’m sure your next post, **Jack** , will be a link to or a citation of the peer-reviewed journal in which this study was published, right? \*\*

:::wipes tears from cheeks:::

That was good! Man, how’d you get so funny?

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**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/423 "2000-12-06T15:27:37Z")

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> _Originally posted by Jack Dean Tyler \*  
> \*\* When they took measurements off of the first few subjects, they ethically had to stop the study because the babies reactions went through the roof._\*

And as you can imagine, until the hole in the roof was repaired, rain kept leaking into the lab and onto the circumsized babies causing further trauma.

Sorry folks, _Circumsicion du Soliel_ is offically done. Also I’m only going to allow one open JDT thread in the Pit. This is getting ridiciulous.

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