# Jack-ass Dean Tyler **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 29, 2000, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856 "2000-10-29T23:51:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Gaudere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@Gaudere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gaudere)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/41 "2000-10-31T02:03:42Z")
Oh my lord. Kudos, Fillet, for finding that site. Geez, I cannot believe I now know that much about the man’s penis. :eek: I wonder who the little primer on his peter was for? ---
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/42 "2000-10-31T02:08:55Z")
And okay, pervs, both Jodi and I were referring to the site that showed his **face** , not his precious itty-bitty thingy. ---
**Author:** ![Gaudere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@Gaudere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gaudere)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/43 "2000-10-31T02:27:00Z")
C’mon, Jodi mentioned the penis! Although it’s not actually his, it’s a stand-in. (Is he camera shy?) ---
**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/44 "2000-10-31T02:37:17Z")
Damn, I looked at the pics and all I can say was “nice carpet”. I mean if I had a pristine white carpet I wouldn’t want some guy wagging his man-tool inches from its surface, especially if it’s gonna be at “another angle”. I did enjoy the John Madden telestrater overlays of the pigmented regions. But joke all you want, we men should all be so blessed to have someone consider our penis to be “helpful”. ---
**Author:** ![johnson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d07c76/32.png) [@johnson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnson)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/45 "2000-10-31T02:56:22Z")
He’s even got a part of the penis named after him–Taylor’s Ridged Bands. (_insert obvious joke here_) ---
**Author:** ![Fletch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/919ad9/32.png) [@Fletch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fletch)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/46 "2000-10-31T03:04:53Z")
I really don’t want to know where this nut case of a guy is coming from. He did bring on a good laugh though. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@The\_Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tim)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/47 "2000-10-31T07:38:24Z")
I’m still reading through the god forsaken thread you stared. Never before have I seen leakings of such foulness and magnitude from a brain that seems to have stoped functioning. Your continued existance is a burden on the human race and this planet. Do everyone a favor and die so you can stop wasting natural resources. This planet would have been better had your aunt and uncle decided not to copulate on the night you were conceived. There are so many things you said in your mentally constipated posts that made me wince from the idiocy. I hope you get ass raped by an uncut men during one of your research sessions. Which reminds me, its hard to do real research when you have an agenda. You penis obsessed repressed homosexual lunatic. By the way I have something nice, long and cut for you to suck on. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/48 "2000-10-31T15:52:21Z")
Talk about your repressed homosexual urges… Sheesh! Esprix ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@The\_Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tim)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/49 "2000-10-31T17:43:50Z")
My homosexual urges are not repressed, their just well hidden. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/50 "2000-10-31T17:57:41Z")
Not you - **Jack Squat**. If you want to talk about your own homosexual urges, **Tim** , do it on your own time - we’re not interested. Esprix ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@The\_Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tim)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/51 "2000-10-31T18:44:07Z")
Ohhh, sorry I misunderstood. It was just the post placement I suppose. I’m curious has JDT posted anywhere else on the boards? Someone earlier in this thread said that he hasn’t, I wonder if that’s changed. ---
**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/52 "2000-10-31T19:10:45Z")
As of this post, JDT has 51 posts. Every single one is in that thread. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/53 "2000-10-31T20:25:44Z")
It’s like a train wreck… > [@](#): > > What I see in the Middle East are a whole bunch of very high-strung and absolutely fearless men on both sides. I can’t help but feel that if they could just relax with properly functioning sex organs, that they could come to some equitable arrangement. I feel that the situation in the Middle East is hopeless thanks to sexual mutilation. Well, HELL! All we have to do to solve the Middle East Crisis is give these men their foreskins back! Who knew??? ---
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/54 "2000-10-31T20:30:03Z")
Falc, you can blame Alessan for that. He brought it up as a _reductio ad absurdum_ attempt, and oh, we all paid the price. ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/55 "2000-10-31T20:48:43Z")
Yeah, I know. I have to work on the whole “veiled menace” thing. ---
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/56 "2000-10-31T20:52:26Z")
Maybe take off the veil? No, wait, that was done when you were a toddler. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/57 "2000-10-31T20:58:00Z")
Back when my father was a freshman at Yale, a fundie came up to him at lunch, sat across the table from him and asked: “So I understand you’re of the Jewish persuasion, hmm?” Dad looked at him evenly and said: “Yeah. I was _persuaded_ when I was eight days old.” 😉 Now give me a few minutes to compose a reply for Dickboy up in the GD. ---
**Author:** ![astraeus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecb155/32.png) [@astraeus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astraeus)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/58 "2000-10-31T21:50:43Z")
I just want to state for the record that I was the first person on the SDMB to call Jack an asshole. I haven’t looked at the links on his homepage yet (I’m at work, so looking at explicit pictures is probably not such a good idea), but I have a suggestion: If he’s uncircumcised, who’ll join me in putting in a dollar to pay someone to circumcise him…with a rusty spoon? -Matt ---
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/59 "2000-10-31T22:07:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by astraeus \* > \*\*I just want to state for the record that I was the first person on the SDMB to call Jack an asshole. > > I haven’t looked at the links on his homepage yet (I’m at work, so looking at explicit pictures is probably not such a good idea), but I have a suggestion: > > If he’s uncircumcised, who’ll join me in putting in a dollar to pay someone to circumcise him…with a rusty spoon? > > -Matt \*\* a) Yes, you were, and you have been more than vindicated, although you are also a vile GD rulebreaker and therefore anathema.😉 b) There is no “probably” - looking at these pictures is a bad idea, at work or at home. c) You’ll probably need an assistant to hold the magnifying glass and the tweezers, and someone to play the “smallest violin in the world” to get you in the right frame of mind. This is me NOT volunteering. ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856/60 "2000-10-31T22:54:57Z")
As an uncircumcised man who believes that circumcision of infants should be made illegal, I STILL think Jack is a nutcase. I hate to think that people like him are on my side of this debate. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-ass-dean-tyler/38856.md?page=4)