# Jack Chick... now in 666 Technicolor! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 18, 2005, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-chick-now-in-666-technicolor/290810 "2005-02-18T22:40:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-chick-now-in-666-technicolor/290810/1 "2005-02-18T22:40:22Z")
Jack Chick now has a [movie](http://www.chick.com/catalog/videos/LOTW.asp) (well, sorta- he calls it a movie- it’s actually more Fireworks for Dummies type stuff). It’s animated, but it’s odd seeing the animations from his booklets in color. Check it out (and save your souls in the process). ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-chick-now-in-666-technicolor/290810/2 "2005-02-18T22:52:14Z")
And even for him his new pamphlets are particularly psycho. [Little girl saved from Muslim white slavery ring by O.J. Simpson’s Police Squad character](http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1020/1020_01.asp) [Lil’ Susy stops her friends from becoming child brides of Muhammad](http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1054/1054_01.asp) ['Poor unsuspecting Israel at mercy of Vatican cobra"](http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1019/1019_01.asp) ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-chick-now-in-666-technicolor/290810/3 "2005-02-18T22:53:46Z")
On the whole, I’d prefer a new episode of Salad Fingers. ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-chick-now-in-666-technicolor/290810/4 "2005-02-18T23:24:09Z")
Wow, some of those illustrations/panels from that movie are pretty good. I particularly liked one depiction of the Buddha he did, it was very well rendered and quite beautiful. I think I’d like a copy for my buddha altar. I’ll be able to say, Jack Chick made my graven idol! ---
**Author:** ![Phnord\_Prephect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/df705f/32.png) [@Phnord\_Prephect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phnord_Prephect)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-chick-now-in-666-technicolor/290810/5 "2005-02-18T23:47:17Z")
I can’t get any of the files to open for me. I’m not sure if that’s a good thing or not. q;} ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-chick-now-in-666-technicolor/290810/6 "2005-02-19T00:26:13Z")
HA! Apparently all sumo wrestlers are going to hell, and a clown or two for good measure!! (Watch “Lake of Fire”.) ---
**Author:** ![Nanoda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce73a5/32.png) [@Nanoda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nanoda)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-chick-now-in-666-technicolor/290810/7 "2005-02-19T00:39:04Z")
> [@](#): > > Many who have seen advanced screenings of this film have been moved to tears. > [@](#): > > You can almost feel the crackling flames of hell as you watch! Geez. About the only thing left for anyone here to do is finish the sentence: ‘[…]God has enabled Jack Chick to present the gospel in a way people can’t resist.’ ---
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-chick-now-in-666-technicolor/290810/8 "2005-02-19T00:46:17Z")
> [@Nanoda](#): > > Geez. About the only thing left for anyone here to do is finish the sentence: ‘[…]God has enabled Jack Chick to present the gospel in a way people can’t resist.’ Fundamentalists just can’t resist the rich taste of self-righteous condemnation! It’s got the hypocrisy and closed-mindedness you’ll go crazy for! ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-chick-now-in-666-technicolor/290810/9 "2005-02-19T00:56:24Z")
People actually exist who think this way? ☹ ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-chick-now-in-666-technicolor/290810/10 "2005-02-19T01:10:45Z")
Chick’s stuff is all so primal…almost pagan. I feel like he’s trying to put the curse of Christ on me. The psionics are very dark…malevolent, hoary brack. ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-chick-now-in-666-technicolor/290810/11 "2005-02-19T01:42:18Z")
Thanks so much for the fear and loathing, Jack! You’ve given me a {mo}rose. a little meta-ku kung-fu ([haiku or senryu?](http://members.tripod.com/~Startag/HkSenDiff.html))… mole burrows end at my patio door concrete border byakko ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-chick-now-in-666-technicolor/290810/12 "2005-02-19T01:49:39Z")
I awoke yesterday morning to find my yard burrowed by moles, first time I had ever seen that. One ended at the concrete patio… all I could picture was a poor little 🆒 blind mole 🆒 rubbing his little head. It was pretty funny, he had a little white cane and everything! ---
**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-chick-now-in-666-technicolor/290810/13 "2005-02-19T01:55:30Z")
> [@devilsknew](#): > > HA! > Apparently all sumo wrestlers are going to hell, and a clown or two for good measure!! > > (Watch “Lake of Fire”.) Don’t forget nuns, Mormons (white shirted guys on bicycles, anyway), ballerinas, hula dancers, surfers, gay men, construction workers in hard hats, and Mexicans who wear serapes! ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-chick-now-in-666-technicolor/290810/14 "2005-02-19T02:04:45Z")
Umm… I made a technical mistake in the writing my haiku. I forgot to split it. In the spirit of the SDMB and its own standards of technical accuracy, I resubmit. mole burrows end at my patio door – concrete border byakko ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-chick-now-in-666-technicolor/290810/15 "2005-02-19T02:09:21Z")
> [@Antigen](#): > > People actually exist who think this way? > > ☹ Yep. and they’re even allowed to vote! ---
**Author:** ![Bob\_Scene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Bob\_Scene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bob_Scene)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-chick-now-in-666-technicolor/290810/16 "2005-02-19T02:12:10Z")
> [@Antigen](#): > > People actually exist who think this way? > > ☹ In fact, I think they outnumber us. ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-chick-now-in-666-technicolor/290810/17 "2005-02-19T02:31:43Z")
прощание, товарищ!! ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-chick-now-in-666-technicolor/290810/18 "2005-02-19T07:22:18Z")
Is the above an attempt to make a phalanx emoticon or something? ---
**Author:** ![look\_ninjas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@look\_ninjas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/look_ninjas)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-chick-now-in-666-technicolor/290810/19 "2005-02-19T16:43:41Z")
I loved the dragon in the background. Apparently it’s Chinese New Year in Hell. ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-chick-now-in-666-technicolor/290810/20 "2005-02-19T16:53:40Z")
> [@SolGrundy](#): > > Fundamentalists just can’t resist the rich taste of self-righteous condemnation! It’s got the hypocrisy and closed-mindedness you’ll go crazy for! After all the shit you give me for my anti-fundie views, you post this? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-chick-now-in-666-technicolor/290810.md?page=2)