# Jack Chick's Dark Dungeons-The Movie!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 21, 2014, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-chicks-dark-dungeons-the-movie/688916 "2014-05-21T12:57:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2014, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-chicks-dark-dungeons-the-movie/688916/41 "2014-05-22T13:44:08Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > [Our favorite Jack Chick tract](http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.ASP) has been turned into [a movie!](http://www.aintitcool.com/node/67392) Finally, the _EVIL_ that is “rollplaying” will be exposed for all the world to see. 😃 Wait, how did **Cthulhu** get into this?! ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2014, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-chicks-dark-dungeons-the-movie/688916/42 "2014-05-22T15:36:44Z")
Man, my D&D group was just a bunch of tubby geeks sitting around a table rolling dice, doing math and drink way too much Jolt and Mt. Dew. I feel ripped off by my DM now. ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2014, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-chicks-dark-dungeons-the-movie/688916/43 "2014-05-22T16:26:46Z")
Hey, the best tabletop RPG group I’ve ever had, by far, was a Pathfinder group of 8 girls and 2 guys. ---
**Author:** ![Grestarian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grestarian/32/3227_2.png) [@Grestarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grestarian)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2014, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-chicks-dark-dungeons-the-movie/688916/44 "2014-05-22T16:41:16Z")
> [@Jragon](#): > > Hey, the best tabletop RPG group I’ve ever had, by far, was a Pathfinder group of 8 girls and 2 guys. Wrong room at the rec center! Those weren’t the PathFinders. Those were the Bluebirds. 😃 –G! ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2014, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-chicks-dark-dungeons-the-movie/688916/45 "2014-05-22T16:58:11Z")
As **Superdude** said, this is a film that just cries out for Kirk Cameron. ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2014, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-chicks-dark-dungeons-the-movie/688916/46 "2014-05-22T18:32:10Z")
I can’t wait to see this! I’m going to be at Gen Con…I hope I can fit it into my schedule. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2014, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-chicks-dark-dungeons-the-movie/688916/47 "2014-05-22T19:14:52Z")
> [@Death\_of\_Rats](#): > > Man, my D&D group was just a bunch of tubby geeks sitting around a table rolling dice, doing math and drink way too much Jolt and Mt. Dew. I feel ripped off by my DM now. Didn’t you always? ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2014, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-chicks-dark-dungeons-the-movie/688916/48 "2014-05-22T20:10:04Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > Wait, how did **Cthulhu** get into this?! Cthulhu is everywhere. Seriously, my guess is that he got in via another one of Jack Chick’s sources, the late “ex-Illuminati Grand Druid” John Todd who claimed the Necrmonicon was real & that a good source for what witches believe in the 1970 movie version of The Dunwich Horror. And if you did not catch the name of the volume of black magick, yes, I typed Necromonicon because that is what John Todd called it. Btw, John’s ministry collapsed when Christianity Today magazine did an expose’ showing that while traveling to churches with his testimony & giving Chick fodder for his tracts, he was also seducing teenage girls while teaching them… witchcraft. He was finally arrested in Florida as a serial rapist & dies in prison as a professing Satanist. Todd apologists claim that either this was an imposter & the real John Todd was murdered decades ago by the Illuminati, or that Todd’s Illuminati childhood included ritual abuse & the deliberate development of MPD, and that while his conversion was real, a multiple emerged to discredit him. Yes, I do know a ridiculous amount about this. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-chicks-dark-dungeons-the-movie/688916.md?page=2)