# Jack Dean Tyler may be moving to Russia . . . **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 12, 2001, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-dean-tyler-may-be-moving-to-russia/87150 "2001-10-12T23:36:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-dean-tyler-may-be-moving-to-russia/87150/1 "2001-10-12T23:36:43Z")
> **[Ashes by Kremlin: historic building on fire](https://english.pravda.ru/hotspots/5060-fire/)** > > Terrible fire broke out Sunday night by Kremlin walls. A historic building in the downtown Moscow was caught on fire. News of fire at Mokhovaya Street 18 ... All I can say is this: that guy had a dick on his arm. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-dean-tyler-may-be-moving-to-russia/87150/2 "2001-10-13T01:14:59Z")
Wonder why they could’nt’ve grown it where it might’ve done more good? ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-dean-tyler-may-be-moving-to-russia/87150/3 "2001-10-13T01:30:27Z")
I’m not normally squeamish, but… Ewwwww. ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-dean-tyler-may-be-moving-to-russia/87150/4 "2001-10-13T02:38:08Z")
Is that for real? ---
**Author:** ![mnemosyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@mnemosyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mnemosyne)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-dean-tyler-may-be-moving-to-russia/87150/5 "2001-10-13T02:56:35Z")
Ok. so they can’t grow it where it should be, but why his ARM??? Why not somewhere where you could hide it??? ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-dean-tyler-may-be-moving-to-russia/87150/6 "2001-10-13T03:01:31Z")
They should have grown it right in the middle of his forehead. Hell, I’d pay good money to see that! ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-dean-tyler-may-be-moving-to-russia/87150/7 "2001-10-13T03:03:22Z")
What is that, like \*\*The Sputnick Enquirer? ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-dean-tyler-may-be-moving-to-russia/87150/8 "2001-10-13T03:55:53Z")
> [@](#): > > The guy’s relatives did not want to make up with that fate and started searching for some medical institution that could bring the love handles back First off, ya gotta love the translator who chose “love handles” in place of “purple-headed warrior”. Second, pity the poor guy who loses his actual love handles in an accident, and his relatives say “No! Doc, can’t you put them back on? He just wouldn’t want to live without them.” ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-dean-tyler-may-be-moving-to-russia/87150/9 "2001-10-13T06:59:31Z")
micro-surgery? 😃