# Jack Hanna is still a moron. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 10, 2012, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742 "2012-06-10T17:58:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![BShunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/2acd7d/32.png) [@BShunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BShunter)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2012, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742/1 "2012-06-10T17:58:48Z")
This clown is uncomfortable around animals and does not know jack about animals. People think this idiot has a PHD in zoology which is a joke. The following are his actual academic credentials. Bachelor of Arts, from Muskingum College, New Concord, Ohio He has honorary degrees which mean nothing and a BA which is what people get just to say I have a college degree. He makes Forrest Gump look like Einstein Education Bachelor of Arts, Muskingum College, New Concord, Ohio Honorary Doctor of Science, Otterbein College, Westerville, Ohio Honorary Doctor of Science, Capital University, Bexley, Ohio Honorary Doctor of Science, Muskingum College, New Concord, Ohio ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2012, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742/2 "2012-06-10T18:00:00Z")
Was there anything in particular that inspired this rant? Edit: You’ve made a total of two posts to this board now, both about Jack Hanna. You seem a little, er, single-minded. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2012, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742/3 "2012-06-10T18:12:40Z")
> [@mhendo](#): > > Was there anything in particular that inspired this rant? > > Edit: You’ve made a total of two posts to this board now, both about Jack Hanna. You seem a little, er, single-minded. I wouldn’t count those as two separate posts. They both say the same thing, and both are in blue. Last time, he bumped a 12 year old thread to post it. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2012, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742/4 "2012-06-10T18:22:15Z")
> [@mhendo](#): > > Was there anything in particular that inspired this rant? The insufferable crime of not continuing in higher education beyond a baccalaureate, apparently. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2012, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742/5 "2012-06-10T18:25:21Z")
Jack Hanna really needs to pick his one night stands a bit more wisely. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2012, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742/6 "2012-06-10T18:35:30Z")
And Marlin Perkins picks his nose. ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2012, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742/7 "2012-06-10T18:49:31Z")
Jack Hanna violated the Neutral Zone. ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2012, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742/8 "2012-06-10T18:56:42Z")
> [@BShunter](#): > > This clown is uncomfortable around animals and does not know jack about animals. > People think this idiot has a PHD in zoology which is a joke. > The following are his actual academic credentials. > Bachelor of Arts, from Muskingum College, New Concord, Ohio > He has honorary degrees which mean nothing and a BA which is what people get just to say I have a college degree. > He makes Forrest Gump look like Einstein > > Education > Bachelor of Arts, Muskingum College, New Concord, Ohio > Honorary Doctor of Science, Otterbein College, Westerville, Ohio > Honorary Doctor of Science, Capital University, Bexley, Ohio > Honorary Doctor of Science, Muskingum College, New Concord, Ohio This post has been blueberried? ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2012, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742/9 "2012-06-10T19:04:53Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > And Marlin Perkins picks his nose. “While I was picking my nose Jim was becoming initiated into the mysteries and pains and pleasures of being a female bonobo…” ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2012, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742/10 "2012-06-10T20:37:00Z")
Who the fuck is Jack Hanna? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2012, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742/11 "2012-06-10T20:42:22Z")
> [@olivesmarch4th](#): > > Who the fuck is Jack Hanna? Just some moron, apparently. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2012, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742/12 "2012-06-10T20:46:44Z")
> [@olivesmarch4th](#): > > Who the fuck is Jack Hanna? This should clear up everything: [Jack Hanna](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Hanna) Or maybe not… ---
**Author:** ![Crime\_Scene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e495f1/32.png) [@Crime\_Scene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crime_Scene)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2012, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742/13 "2012-06-10T20:48:05Z")
> [@olivesmarch4th](#): > > Who the fuck is Jack Hanna? Brian Fellow’s Safari Planet, Brian Fellow’s Safari Planet, BRIAN FELLOWS! SAFARI PLANET! https://www.youtube.com/embed/jw63uz5qmOg?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2012, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742/14 "2012-06-10T20:48:51Z")
Jack Hana killed Rosie Larson. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2012, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742/15 "2012-06-10T21:00:27Z")
Jack Hanna knows animals MUCH better than Jarod Miller. That one could learn more about animals from the kids his show is aimed at than he could ever teach them. A blithering idiot. Bring back Joan Embry. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2012, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742/16 "2012-06-10T21:03:29Z")
This must be the first Pitting ever of a zookeeper. ---
**Author:** ![mkecane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@mkecane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mkecane)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2012, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742/17 "2012-06-10T21:16:32Z")
> [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](#): > > Jack Hanna violated the Neutral Zone. Listen, **Attack** , don’t start up with your ‘Neutral Zone’ shit again. ---
**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2012, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742/18 "2012-06-10T21:26:31Z")
I’d forgive Jack Hanna a lot for that time he had a couple armadillos fucking on Letterman’s desk. ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2012, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742/19 "2012-06-10T21:29:20Z")
> [@Gorsnak](#): > > I’d forgive Jack Hanna a lot for that time he had a couple armadillos fucking on Letterman’s desk. Forgive? Isn’t that why viewers tune in to Letterman? ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2012, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742/20 "2012-06-10T21:30:00Z")
> [@mhendo](#): > > Was there anything in particular that inspired this rant? > > Edit: You’ve made a total of two posts to this board now, both about Jack Hanna. You seem a little, er, single-minded. He didn’t cuddle after. Plus he came in her mouth. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742.md?page=2)