# Jack Hanna is still a moron. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 10, 2012, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742 "2012-06-10T17:58:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2012, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742/21 "2012-06-10T21:31:00Z")
> [@Musicat](#): > > Forgive? Isn’t that why viewers tune in to Letterman? That’s what I’m saying. That TV moment was a crowning accomplishment. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2012, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742/22 "2012-06-10T21:43:23Z")
> [@Gorsnak](#): > > I’d forgive Jack Hanna a lot for that time he had a couple armadillos fucking on Letterman’s desk. Holy John Holmes! :eek: https://www.youtube.com/embed/xt5yiJlcf4I?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742/23 "2012-06-11T00:52:22Z")
> [@dropzone](#): > > Holy John Holmes! :eek: > > [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5yiJlcf4I](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5yiJlcf4I) What does it say about my maturity level that I giggled about this for a full minute, then e-mailed it to two people? Also, while I generally avoid reading YouTube comments (for obvious reasons), I read some and it seems this bizarre Jack Hanna hate isn’t entirely uncommon. ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742/24 "2012-06-11T01:08:09Z")
I wasn’t aware that you had to have several PhDs to be a zookeeper. Though the OP left off the most offensive part: that BA is in Business and Political Science. THE HORROR! ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742/25 "2012-06-11T01:11:38Z")
Jack Hanna may be a moron, but he made some great cartoons with that Barbera fellow. ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742/26 "2012-06-11T01:13:18Z")
> [@mkecane](#): > > Listen, **Attack** , don’t start up with your ‘Neutral Zone’ shit again. Fine, it wasn’t **my** armadillo. On an unrelated note, I must admit he didn’t come across as a very expert expert on the Letterman clip. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742/27 "2012-06-11T01:18:21Z")
I caught him the last time he was on Letterman (I think). He came off as a total idiot animal expert wise. Maybe he was tired. Maybe he was having a bad day. Maybe the years are catching up with him. But I was not impressed. ---
**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742/28 "2012-06-11T02:11:19Z")
I predict a short stay for the OP. Trust me, I’m [del]psychotic[/del] psychic. ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742/29 "2012-06-11T02:36:25Z")
> [@Cheshire\_Human](#): > > I predict a short stay for the OP. Trust me, I’m [del]psychotic[/del] psychic. It looks like the OP blue himself. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742/30 "2012-06-11T02:48:32Z")
> [@friedo](#): > > It looks like the OP blue himself. Yeah the mods put a stop to _that_ freaky shit though. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742/31 "2012-06-11T03:53:45Z")
Jack flinches and stammers so much on the air, I always wondered how the hell he kept doing the job he did. He looks like a man who’s been waiting so long for something awful to happen that he can’t even breathe out and relax when nothing does. ---
**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742/32 "2012-06-11T04:23:57Z")
well i’ll be a monkey’s uncle. he seems so smart. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742/33 "2012-06-11T04:33:08Z")
Why does the op want to shunt bees? ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742/34 "2012-06-11T05:37:16Z")
> [@mkecane](#): > > Listen, **Attack** , don’t start up with your ‘Neutral Zone’ shit again. Srsly. There’s just no stopping in a Neutral Zone. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742/35 "2012-06-11T05:49:09Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > I wasn’t aware that you had to have several PhDs to be a zookeeper. That’s why the name of that movie was “We Bought A Zoo”. It’s the only way he could get the job. ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742/36 "2012-06-11T05:50:28Z")
Jack Hanna is to zoo keepers what Foster Brooks was to drunks. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742/37 "2012-06-11T05:55:33Z")
> [@PlainJain](#): > > Jack Hanna is to zoo keepers what Foster Brooks was to drunks. How about Jack Hanna is to zookeepers what Dr. Oz is to doctors. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742/38 "2012-06-11T06:01:20Z")
Anyone know who makes his shirts? I can’t find a pic with a logo that I can read, and they look real comfortable. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742/39 "2012-06-11T06:12:21Z")
I think I found it. It looks like it’s a [Cabelas Serengeti Safari II](http://www.cabelas.com/catalog/product.jsp?productId=733237) shirt. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742/40 "2012-06-11T10:43:08Z")
I’m assuming that the OP _is_ Jack Hanna, just seeing if anyone will come to his defense. Poor little guy. Must be so lonely. You know, except for the Colobus Monkeys. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742.md?page=3)