# Jack Hanna is still a moron. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 10, 2012, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742 "2012-06-10T17:58:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2012, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742/61 "2012-06-12T00:30:39Z")
> [@Darth\_Panda](#): > > What about Hanna Barbara? Is that the French elephant’s sister? ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2012, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742/62 "2012-06-12T15:31:50Z")
I knew Jack Hanna. You sir are no Jack Hanna! ---
**Author:** ![Nunzio\_Tavulari](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Nunzio\_Tavulari](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nunzio_Tavulari)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2012, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742/63 "2012-06-12T17:01:28Z")
Jack Hanna was taken in by a pack of coyotes who were said to have raised him. He once ate 50 pancakes in one minute. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2012, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742/64 "2012-06-12T17:09:24Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > How about Jack Hanna is to zookeepers what Dr. Oz is to doctors. Dr. Oz has an MD from Penn and is the actual (not honorary) director of surgery at Columbia. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2012, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742/65 "2012-06-12T18:39:42Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Dr. Oz has an MD from Penn and is the actual (not honorary) director of surgery at Columbia. Well they’re both jackasses, nonetheless. Any doctor who promotes the likes of “Dr.” Joseph Mercola, IMHO, deserves scorn. ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2012, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742/66 "2012-06-12T20:49:02Z")
I loved when Jack Hanna was on the old Letterman show. He was like a low-rent version of the animal guys that Carson had on his show and Hanna clearly didn’t know what he was doing. He’d bring out more and more animals, sometimes they’d be animals that didn’t really get along and he’d slowly lose control of them. God I loved that show back in the day. ---
**Author:** ![Faruiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Faruiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faruiza)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2012, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742/67 "2012-06-13T00:39:05Z")
You know what? This is a great example of how anyone can get a sack of scorn once in a while, no matter how normal to awesome they are. Folks, next time you’re feeling the pressure, the malaise, the creeping feeling that people hate you, shrug that shit off and tell yourself, “Well, fucking hell, even Jack Hanna has a hater.” OP, What in the blue fuck? Give me context or get the fuck out of here with that weird fishing lure. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-hanna-is-still-a-moron/624742.md?page=3)