# Jack the Narc ... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 22, 2001, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-the-narc/88912 "2001-10-22T19:12:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2001, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-the-narc/88912/1 "2001-10-22T19:12:52Z")
This looks interesting … From the SDMB Front Page: > [@](#): > > Welcome to our newest member, **fuck\_the\_mods**. How subtle. ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2001, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-the-narc/88912/2 "2001-10-22T19:36:12Z")
Don’t be too hasty. He may just have legitimate lustful feelings for Manhatten or Euty. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2001, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-the-narc/88912/3 "2001-10-22T21:09:50Z")
Well, then he just better wait his turn! Oops…I said that out loud, didn’t I? ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2001, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-the-narc/88912/4 "2001-10-22T21:11:59Z")
Now you can call someone \*\*fucker[/m] in IMHO or GQ and it will be legal. You can call their mom **mother\_fucker** and their children **little\_fucks** and it will all be in the name of clean fun. Their spouse or S/O is clearly going to be able to be called **fucking\_fuck**. Think of being able to start a post in GD with “ **Fuck you** have an excellent point, but I respectfully disagree” and get in no trouble. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2001, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-the-narc/88912/5 "2001-10-22T21:13:22Z")
Oh, I would love to see someone who uses punctuation sparsely do this . . . “fuck you, see, you’re wrong” when they of course mean “fuck, you see, you’re wrong”. I’m not sure how much worse the first is than the second:) ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2001, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-the-narc/88912/6 "2001-10-22T21:13:55Z")
Perhaps you can say \*\*fuck[b/] I screwed up code again, and you would just be talking to another poster. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2001, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-the-narc/88912/7 "2001-10-22T21:16:40Z")
I don’t know if it’s funnier if that one was on purpose or by accident, **blur**. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Daowajan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Daowajan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daowajan)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2001, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-the-narc/88912/8 "2001-10-22T22:14:58Z")
I bet **fuck\_the\_mods** is going for the world record of Fastest Dumbass Banned. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2001, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-the-narc/88912/9 "2001-10-22T22:28:46Z")
Heh. He was gone before he could even respond to the registration e-mail. You’ll be seeing no posts from fuck\_the\_mods. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2001, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-the-narc/88912/10 "2001-10-22T22:29:19Z")
He/she/it doesn’t seem to have posted anything yet. Maybe he’s in that rare strata of being banned without ever even laying finger to keyboard. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2001, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-the-narc/88912/11 "2001-10-22T22:35:49Z")
Holy shit! I must be psychic! Or psychotic! Or something! ---
**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2001, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-the-narc/88912/12 "2001-10-22T22:39:19Z")
I vote for something. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2001, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-the-narc/88912/13 "2001-10-22T22:40:09Z")
I vote for holy. ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2001, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-the-narc/88912/14 "2001-10-22T22:40:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jack Batty \* > \*\*Holy shit! I must be psychic! Or psychotic! Or something! \*\* Tele-pathetic? ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2001, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-the-narc/88912/15 "2001-10-22T22:52:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jack Batty \* > \*\*Holy shit! I must be psychic! Or psychotic! Or something! \*\* Just another SDMBer joining the world of the supernatural prior to Halloween. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2001, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-the-narc/88912/16 "2001-10-22T23:11:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBeer \* > \*\*Heh. He was gone before he could even respond to the registration e-mail. So why can’t I find his/her/its profile?🙂 I was looking forward to some REAL gems. ---
**Author:** ![Daowajan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Daowajan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daowajan)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2001, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-the-narc/88912/17 "2001-10-22T23:52:59Z")
No, I’m psychic! I said it would set a record for Fastest Dumbass Banned. I was right! ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-the-narc/88912/18 "2001-10-23T00:18:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by xizor \* > \*\*Don’t be too hasty. He may just have legitimate lustful feelings for Euty. \*\* Who doesn’t? ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-the-narc/88912/19 "2001-10-23T01:34:54Z")
I vote for “or”. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-the-narc/88912/20 "2001-10-23T03:02:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by xizor \* > > \*\*Don’t be too hasty. He may just have legitimate lustful feelings for Euty. \*\* > > Who doesn’t? \*\* I don’t know. Third base. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-the-narc/88912.md?page=2)