# Jack, you goddam pig!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-you-goddam-pig/592380>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 11, 2011, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-you-goddam-pig/592380 "2011-08-11T21:54:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![OneMissedPost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e7dd6/32.png) [@OneMissedPost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneMissedPost)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-you-goddam-pig/592380/41 "2011-08-13T01:31:36Z")

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No one mentioned Batman. ☹

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**Author:** ![Mince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mince)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-you-goddam-pig/592380/42 "2011-08-13T03:49:14Z")

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> [@vivalostwages](#):
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> If Jack had waited until he was outside and no one was around, it would have been okay, but doing what he did in a confined space with others just inches away is not cool.

With a “buttload” of farting experience, I can say with an “assload” of confidence that most farts are preventable at least until you can get to a “safe” area. However, this is not true across all farts. The OP should just consider situations like that an opportunity to practice breathing exclusively through the mouth.

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**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jack-you-goddam-pig/592380/43 "2011-08-13T05:15:13Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> Wasn’t that an Aerosmith song?

Fart in an elevator  
Foggin’ it up while I’m goin’ down…

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