# Jackals of the Dope, I pit you! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 11, 2007, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jackals-of-the-dope-i-pit-you/399708 "2007-04-11T22:11:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2007, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jackals-of-the-dope-i-pit-you/399708/121 "2007-04-12T05:22:37Z")
[QUOTE=Quiddity Glomfuster] OK, I had to get up from a dead faint that you and I are agreeing on something but we are. [/quote] Yeah, I agreed with you in the other threads as well but refrained from saying so for just this reason. [QUOTE=Quiddity Glomfuster] Now I need chocolate and smelling salts 😛 [/QUOTE] Actually, I’ve found that champagne goes better with chocolates, but perhaps that’s just me. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Klaatu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Klaatu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Klaatu)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2007, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jackals-of-the-dope-i-pit-you/399708/122 "2007-04-12T05:22:49Z")
QG, seriously, you have been on this tame the Pit thing for months, what is your mission? ---
**Author:** ![Rubystreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Rubystreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rubystreak)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2007, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jackals-of-the-dope-i-pit-you/399708/123 "2007-04-12T05:26:49Z")
[QUOTE=Quiddity Glomfuster] BEEEEP. Wrongo. Try again. [/QUOTE] [No, I think alice has it right.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=8308342&postcount=164) I think me agreeing with and backing up alice is one of the 7 signs of the apocalypse, but hey, when she’s right, she’s right. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2007, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jackals-of-the-dope-i-pit-you/399708/124 "2007-04-12T05:30:28Z")
[QUOTE=Rubystreak] No, I think alice has it right. [/QUOTE] Holy shit. Hell just froze over. ---
**Author:** ![Rubystreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Rubystreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rubystreak)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2007, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jackals-of-the-dope-i-pit-you/399708/125 "2007-04-12T05:31:51Z")
[QUOTE=alice\_in\_wonderland] Holy shit. Hell just froze over. [/QUOTE] Get out your ice skates, sister. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2007, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jackals-of-the-dope-i-pit-you/399708/126 "2007-04-12T05:32:34Z")
[QUOTE=Heffalump and Roo] It’s even worse than that. I’m agreeing with the both of you. GAH!!! There is definitely something wrong here. [/QUOTE] Yeah, I certainly never envisioned myself in concert with anyone named **Quiddity Glomfuster** or **Heffalump and Roo** , but there ya go. I hope we’ll all be okay. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2007, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jackals-of-the-dope-i-pit-you/399708/127 "2007-04-12T05:33:13Z")
[QUOTE=alice\_in\_wonderland] It’s lame, and annoying and you’re not nearly as interesting or entertaining as **Autolycus** , !\*:: [/QUOTE] _wakes up from faint_ _reads board_ _drops in faint_ ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2007, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jackals-of-the-dope-i-pit-you/399708/128 "2007-04-12T05:36:36Z")
[QUOTE=Klaatu] Should have known you would would weigh in. Where’s that roadrunner anyway. [/QUOTE] rassumfrassum roadrunner! :mad: [QUOTE=alice\_in\_wonderland] To Quiddity Glomfuster: It’s lame, and annoying and you’re not nearly as interesting or entertaining as Autolycus… [/QUOTE] On that you’re wrong, Quiddity is very entertaining. Just try saying it a few times; Quiddity Glomfuster! Quiddity Glomfuster! Quiddity Glomfuster! [sub]Okay, I’ll stop now.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Klaatu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Klaatu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Klaatu)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2007, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jackals-of-the-dope-i-pit-you/399708/129 "2007-04-12T05:37:04Z")
Well, shit, should we hold hands around the fire and sing Kumbaya now? ---
**Author:** ![Rubystreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Rubystreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rubystreak)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2007, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jackals-of-the-dope-i-pit-you/399708/130 "2007-04-12T05:38:58Z")
[QUOTE=Klaatu] Well, shit, should we hold hands around the fire and sing Kumbaya now? [/QUOTE] No, dude, we all still hate each other. The moon is just in the 7th house or some shit. All will be back to normal in no time, don’t worry. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Klaatu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Klaatu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Klaatu)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2007, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jackals-of-the-dope-i-pit-you/399708/131 "2007-04-12T05:43:27Z")
[QUOTE=Rubystreak] No, dude, we all still hate each other. The moon is just in the 7th house or some shit. All will be back to normal in no time, don’t worry. 😛 [/QUOTE] Groovy, I can dig it. ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2007, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jackals-of-the-dope-i-pit-you/399708/132 "2007-04-12T05:51:59Z")
Like, me, too, dude. But remember, once Jupiter no longer aligns with Mars we’ll all have to start fighting again. ---
**Author:** ![Klaatu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Klaatu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Klaatu)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2007, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jackals-of-the-dope-i-pit-you/399708/133 "2007-04-12T05:56:07Z")
Make love not war, man… ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2007, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jackals-of-the-dope-i-pit-you/399708/134 "2007-04-12T05:57:32Z")
[QUOTE=Klaatu] Make love not war, man… [/QUOTE] But then the terrorists have won!!! Sorry, it just slipped out. ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2007, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jackals-of-the-dope-i-pit-you/399708/135 "2007-04-12T05:58:24Z")
[QUOTE=alice\_in\_wonderland] It’s lame, and annoying and you’re not nearly as interesting or entertaining as **Autolycus** , . . . [/QUOTE] HEY! This is only the **Pit**. There is no need to resort to that sort of vile claim, here. ---
**Author:** ![scotandrsn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a4c791/32.png) [@scotandrsn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scotandrsn)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2007, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jackals-of-the-dope-i-pit-you/399708/136 "2007-04-12T05:59:17Z")
I’m still trying to figure out how our OP got the idea that jackals respond to blood in the water… ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2007, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jackals-of-the-dope-i-pit-you/399708/137 "2007-04-12T05:59:58Z")
Peace on you. Peace on all of you. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2007, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jackals-of-the-dope-i-pit-you/399708/138 "2007-04-12T06:02:29Z")
[QUOTE=tomndebb] HEY! This is only the **Pit**. There is no need to resort to that sort of vile claim, here. [/QUOTE] But it’s true! I have no idea what sort of kitchen ware **Quiddity** has had up her backside. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2007, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jackals-of-the-dope-i-pit-you/399708/139 "2007-04-12T06:03:31Z")
[QUOTE=scotandrsn] I’m still trying to figure out how our OP got the idea that jackals respond to blood in the water… [/QUOTE] It’s those rare pacific jackals with the water wings. ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2007, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jackals-of-the-dope-i-pit-you/399708/140 "2007-04-12T06:05:20Z")
[QUOTE=elucidator] Peace on you. Peace on all of you. [/QUOTE] Peace on your own self, hippie. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jackals-of-the-dope-i-pit-you/399708.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jackals-of-the-dope-i-pit-you/399708.md?page=8)