# 'Jackass' indeed.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jackass-indeed/133840>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 25, 2002, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jackass-indeed/133840 "2002-10-25T15:37:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![jk1245](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/49beb7/32.png) [@jk1245](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jk1245)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2002, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jackass-indeed/133840/21 "2002-10-25T18:05:54Z")

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\*Tragedy is when I cut my finger  
Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die

-Mel Brooks\*

I also think Jackass is one of the funniest shows in ages. I would be horrifed if it were my kid doing any of the stuff, but since I’m not connected to it any way, good stuff. I do agree that the scatological stuff is a little much, but hey you’ve gotta break some eggs and all.

Oh, and **carrot** , wishing for cancer relapses on people (even someone as unfunny and devoid of talent as Tom Green) is pretty low class.

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**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2002, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jackass-indeed/133840/22 "2002-10-25T18:25:37Z")

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**jk1245** :

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> …wishing for cancer relapses…is pretty low class.

Hrm. 'Tis true.

How’s about I just hope for a low sperm count, then?

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**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2002, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jackass-indeed/133840/23 "2002-10-25T18:55:18Z")

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> \*Originally posted by carrot \*  
> \*\ ***jk1245** :
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> Hrm. 'Tis true.
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> How’s about I just hope for a low sperm count, then? \*\*

I think in Tom Green’s case, almost everyone’s hoping for that.

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**Author:** ![jk1245](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/49beb7/32.png) [@jk1245](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jk1245)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2002, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jackass-indeed/133840/24 "2002-10-25T18:58:38Z")

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Low sperm count?

OK, I can live with that.  
errr… I mean I can live with Tom Green having that.

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2002, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jackass-indeed/133840/25 "2002-10-25T18:59:07Z")

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> \*Originally posted by carrot \*  
> \*\*How’s about I just hope for a low sperm count, then? \*\*

That was a pretty funny episode of “Jackass” as well.

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**Author:** ![dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorkusmalorkusmafia/32/7266_2.png) [@dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dorkusmalorkusmafia)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2002, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jackass-indeed/133840/26 "2002-10-25T19:00:33Z")

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Jackass reminds me of the joys of watching _America’s Funniest Home Videos For The Criminally Insane._ It is sometimes funny but usually disturbing or nonsensical. Hope all of you who see it get your money’s worth out of it.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2002, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jackass-indeed/133840/27 "2002-10-25T19:00:57Z")

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How about if i say that while I don’t ADMIRE them as such, I am GRATEFUL that they are willing to injure themselves for my amusement.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2002, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jackass-indeed/133840/28 "2002-10-25T19:30:43Z")

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Have you seen in the movie trailer where Wee Man attempts to kick himself in the head?

Bwhaaaaaa…  
_clunk_  
…haaaaaa.

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**Author:** ![Sgt.J](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sgt.J](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sgt.J)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2002, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jackass-indeed/133840/29 "2002-10-25T19:53:02Z")

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> What an odd concept of ‘bravery’. I wonder how you feel about suicide bombers.

The fact that some other people may admire these morons has you so upset that you made a suicide bomber analogy :eek: freaks me out.

On the whole, I agree with **Diogenes** , we’re laughing **AT** them (in my case, alot!)

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**Author:** ![Iteki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/eada6e/32.png) [@Iteki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iteki)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2002, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jackass-indeed/133840/30 "2002-10-25T20:15:26Z")

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I have only seen one episode, the one with the tazer I think, it was on at somones house.  
While I doubt I would watch it again on purpose, and while I know for a fact that I will never pay to see it in the cinema or on video, I gotta tell you, I laughed my ass off!  
Yeah it’s “lowest common denominator” entertainment, and?

I would even WAG that this is one of the oldest forms of entertainmant (well, yeah except that of course). Ug the caveman probably got serious cred from the other cavemen for that stick-your-head-in-the-saber-tooth-tigers-mouth trick, and fakirs have been popular for at least the past couple of hundred years (probably thousands of years, what am I a fakir-expert?).

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**Author:** ![glarGH](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/76d3ee/32.png) [@glarGH](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glarGH)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2002, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jackass-indeed/133840/31 "2002-10-25T20:17:58Z")

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Not. Gonna. See. It.

Mr. glarGH, in his deluded teenage state, has decided that we WILL. I don’t find this funny at all.

Fuckity cockwhores! I protest!

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**Author:** ![Spavined\_Gelding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@Spavined\_Gelding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spavined_Gelding)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2002, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jackass-indeed/133840/32 "2002-10-25T20:29:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \*  
> \*\*Jackass is one of the funniest television shows EVER, based on the universal truth: People Falling Down Is Funny, and I’m salivating with anticipation to see it in the movie theatre.
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> \*\*

Thinking of this sort (no personal offense intended **Jarbaby** ) is an irrefutable sign that the end of the world, of western civilization, of all that is right and decent, is upon us. It is time to withdraw to the fruit cellar with all that you hold dear and a bottle of good whisky.

If this is funny, I can hardly wait for the onset of winter so all the _Jackass_ fans can go watch pregnant women fall on the ice. Shame! Shame! Shame on all of you!

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**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2002, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jackass-indeed/133840/33 "2002-10-25T20:54:58Z")

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If you got whiskey, I’m there.

Put me in the “I think it’s stupid” camp. I like the 3 Stooges, though. Go figure.

Of course plenty of you probably think watching “Saved By the Bell” reruns as 6:00 in the morning while I get dressed for work is stupid.

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**Author:** ![JRootabega](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8e7dd6/32.png) [@JRootabega](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRootabega)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2002, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jackass-indeed/133840/34 "2002-10-25T20:56:03Z")

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Jackass was quite funny to many people. And, despite the popular opinion, was pretty clever sometimes.

And the folks on Jackass _are_ to be admired, but, duh, not for their bravery. They’re to be admired because they know what gets them off and they have a buttload of fun doing it.

But yeah, it’s one of those things you have to get. Evidently, not really possible to appreciate it unless you like it.

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**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2002, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jackass-indeed/133840/35 "2002-10-25T21:18:54Z")

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Can we all sit down and dial back the drama by about a factor of fifty?

So far we’ve got:

People who think a guy skateboarding into a lake probably think suicide bombers are funny

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People who think seeing able bodied twenty somethings joust in grocery carts probably think pregnant women falling on the ice are funny.

Can we stop for just a second? The reason I laugh at Jackass is because the people on JACKASS are laughing at JACKASS…I don’t sit around and wait for fucking people to get hit by cars so I can laugh. I do have a friggin edit button.

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**Author:** ![dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorkusmalorkusmafia/32/7266_2.png) [@dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dorkusmalorkusmafia)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2002, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jackass-indeed/133840/36 "2002-10-25T21:55:31Z")

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I think a pregnant woman falling on ice would be funny. I would help her up, of course, but still think it is pretty funny. I think my above comment was a little ambiguous. I think Jackass is funny but don’t think it is worth paying to see. I think it will be like the Mr. Bean movie. In other words, Mr. Bean is funny in 30 minute increments but 1-2 hours of Mr. Bean is decidedly **NOT** funny.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2002, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jackass-indeed/133840/37 "2002-10-26T00:41:08Z")

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Me, I’m just waiting for the CapAlert review. _That_ should be some funny shit.

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**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2002, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jackass-indeed/133840/38 "2002-10-26T00:51:47Z")

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Fine! I’ll get off your lawn already!

crabby old man…

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**Author:** ![SeekerTweaker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@SeekerTweaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeekerTweaker)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2002, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jackass-indeed/133840/39 "2002-10-26T02:06:17Z")

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Dude, don’t be dissing on the Jackass.

Is it stupid? Yes. Is it sometimes ubearably hilarious? Yes.

The hearse one, that has already been mentioned, is classic. As is the following exchange from the first episode:

(About to be turned upside down in a porta-potty and drenched in feces, Knoxville has donned a swimming cap and goggles)  
Off Camera Dude: So what are you supposed to be?  
Knoxville: I’m Greg Poo-ganis.

OK, OK, not the height of taste, but makes me chuckle.

And you may NOT tell me that the Tom Green Show wasn’t funny as all hell. Hello people!! 2 minute porridge? Scuba Hood? Tom Green had kind of a situationist edge to him that the Jackass crew has never had. I liked him better. His movie roles, however, fellate goats.

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2002, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jackass-indeed/133840/40 "2002-10-26T02:19:16Z")

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My favorite segment is the “I’m Bam Magera and I’m going kick my dad’s ass, all day today!”

The visual of a scrawny skater guy trying to slapfight/wrestle his father, who is a human tank, kills me.

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