# "Jagwire"....

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jagwire/562412>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 30, 2010, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jagwire/562412 "2010-11-30T15:18:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2010, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jagwire/562412/1 "2010-11-30T15:18:11Z")

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… “jag-u-ar” or “jagwar”. Which is the preferred pronounciation?

Thanks

Q

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**Author:** ![Lacunae\_Matata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lacunae\_Matata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lacunae_Matata)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2010, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jagwire/562412/2 "2010-11-30T15:43:53Z")

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IMHO, jag-wahr for American English, jag-u-are for British English. “Jag-wire” is as stupid and annoying as “reel-a-tor” and “jool-er-ee.”

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2010, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jagwire/562412/3 "2010-11-30T15:56:10Z")

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According to the doofus from CBS who called last week’s Browns/Jaguars game, it’s “jag-wire” :eek:

According to me, it’s “jag-war”.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2010, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jagwire/562412/4 "2010-11-30T16:00:33Z")

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jag-wahr

Not jag war

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**Author:** ![Novelty\_Bobble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Novelty\_Bobble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Novelty_Bobble)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2010, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jagwire/562412/5 "2010-11-30T16:26:27Z")

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for the car Jag-you-err.

For the animal, arrrrrrghhhhhh!

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2010, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jagwire/562412/6 "2010-11-30T16:45:56Z")

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> [@Quasimodem](#):
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> … “jag-u-ar” or “jagwar”. Which is the preferred pronounciation?

IMHO, neither. Instead it’s jag-wa(h). Definitely not an r sound at the end, but then, my people don’t believe in words with r sounds at the end anyway.

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**Author:** ![gregorio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/fbc32d/32.png) [@gregorio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gregorio)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2010, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jagwire/562412/7 "2010-11-30T17:10:49Z")

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Just like it’s spelled. [Jagwire](http://www.jagwireusa.com/).

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2010, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jagwire/562412/8 "2010-11-30T17:53:42Z")

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Jagyouargh. Nothing sounds quite as wrong as (either of) the US pronunciation.

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**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2010, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jagwire/562412/9 "2010-11-30T18:02:08Z")

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You guys crack me up, you really do! 🙂

**gregorio** , never heard of that bike. I am a Trek fan, but wow!

Oh, and here’s another toughie:

“February”.

Don McClean (bless him!): Sings “…and Feb-u-ary made me shiver”.

That “r” is tough to get in there, isn’t it? 😉

Thanks

Q

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**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2010, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jagwire/562412/10 "2010-11-30T19:16:30Z")

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Many centuries ago I worked for a company that did some marketing for Jaguar. The official word from the source was that Jag-u-ar and Jag-war were exceptable, but Jag-Wire would get you executed.

As for February, that’s an in-ter-esting question.

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**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2010, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jagwire/562412/11 "2010-11-30T19:23:36Z")

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“exceptable” - I **love** it, **l4l**!😉

I hope you _were_ making a “play on words” (“acceptable”)?

Thanks

Q

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**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2010, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jagwire/562412/12 "2010-11-30T20:28:47Z")

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> [@Quasimodem](#):
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> “exceptable” - I **love** it, **l4l**!😉
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> I hope you _were_ making a “play on words” (“acceptable”)?
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> Thanks
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> Q

Crap…and me write for a living,

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**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2010, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jagwire/562412/13 "2010-11-30T20:32:45Z")

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> [@lost4life](#):
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> Crap…and me write for a living,

HAHAHAHAHA! :):)🙂

I think we need to be friends! Hang on, request coming through!

Thanks for making my day (without meaning to!)!!!🙂

Quasi

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2010, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jagwire/562412/14 "2010-11-30T20:34:23Z")

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jag-wa(h)r for the animal  
Jag-yoo-ar for the car

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**Author:** ![Jaguars](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jaguars/32/5879_2.png) [@Jaguars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaguars)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2010, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jagwire/562412/15 "2010-11-30T21:55:14Z")

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As the SDMB’s leading authority on this user name, I will accept both dʒæɡwɑr or dʒæɡjuː.ər, but not the title pronunciation, unless it refers to the bike equip brand mentioned above. 😃

(Actually I have no idea how to read those IPA things so call me anything you like and insist it’s correct :smack: )

arrrrrrghhhhhh! is also acceptable but you might not have time to get it out!

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jagwire/562412/16 "2010-12-03T02:59:29Z")

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> [@Jaguars](#):
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> (Actually I have no idea how to read those IPA things so call me anything you like and insist it’s correct :smack: )

/dʒæɡwɑr/ == jag-wahr or /dʒæɡjuː.ər/ == jag-you-er

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**Author:** ![Indistinguishable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/90ced4/32.png) [@Indistinguishable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indistinguishable)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jagwire/562412/17 "2010-12-03T03:04:23Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> Jagyouargh. Nothing sounds quite as wrong as (either of) the US pronunciation.

I assume you don’t mean for that “gh” at the end to be pronounced? That would be quite odd to me.

(Yes, in these pronunciation threads, it would be convenient if everyone was familiar with IPA or some ASCII transliteration thereof…)

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**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jagwire/562412/18 "2010-12-03T03:04:41Z")

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I’ll tell you, but first ah need to arn my clothes.

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jagwire/562412/19 "2010-12-03T03:09:38Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> /dʒæɡwɑr/ == jag-wahr or /dʒæɡjuː.ər/ == jag-you-er

In My Life, I don’t think I have ever wanted a B.F.G. for Xmas more… but only if it came with unlimited Gag-You-Waaah seeking ammo.

Please Mr Kringle? I’ll fill in all the holes in the asphault. Promise…!

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jagwire/562412/20 "2010-12-03T04:35:56Z")

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> [@Indistinguishable](#):
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> I assume you don’t mean for that “gh” at the end to be pronounced? That would be quite odd to me.

Argh in the pirate sense.

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