I had an epiphany watching one of the mid-90s Bond flicks: he really doesn’t get women by being sexy. No, he’s sleazy and his jokes are idiotic and he’s insufferable. But he’s also a complete psycho killer who doesn’t hesitate to kill women when he thinks it necessary, and the Bond babes end up sleeping with him out of terror for what he’d do if they rejected him. It adds a whole new layer to his persona.
I vote for…
…
…Fonzie.
Bond, Bond, Bond, Bond. But Sean. As a woman every bit his sexual equal he had animal magnetism, and a tender side that all of us knew we could change him. Because he was changeable. Forgot, the new one. Craig. Same thing, clearer motivations.
Guaranteed to cum at least once in a brutal male way. Mmmmmrowweew! Sigh. Cigarette.