# James Deen Is Not Sleeping With Lindsay Lohan, And Neither Am I! What About You? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 5, 2012, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272 "2012-07-05T05:21:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/1 "2012-07-05T05:21:55Z")
I came across [this article](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/03/porn-star-james-deen-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan_n_1647339.html) in the Huffington Post in which porn star James Deen announces that he is not sleeping with Lindsay Lohan, and it struck me: I’m not sleeping with Lindsay Lohan either! Granted, Mr. Deen is playing Ms. Lohan’s lover in the movie “The Canyons,” and so is slightly more acquainted with Ms. Lohan than I, who am entirely unacquainted with Ms. Lohan, yet I remain steadfast in maintaining that I am not sleeping with her. I want that understood! What about you? Are you sleeping with Lindsay Lohan? Or not? Perhaps you would care to explain the circumstances under which you are not sleeping with Lindsay Lohan. The world needs to know! (Seriously, you KNOW it’s a slow news day when the gossip rags run headlines about who is not sleeping with who!) ---
**Author:** ![lawoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/35a633/32.png) [@lawoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lawoot)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/2 "2012-07-05T07:02:26Z")
I am proud to say that I am not sleeping with Lindsay Lohan. I’ve seen her many a Saturday night (my workplace sometimes shows _Freaky Friday_ to the clients), but she’s never even acknowledged my presence. ---
**Author:** ![tapu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@tapu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tapu)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/3 "2012-07-05T10:43:42Z")
I gave that babe the flip-off. Too much hassle. ---
**Author:** ![Rubixcube](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Rubixcube](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rubixcube)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/4 "2012-07-05T12:14:12Z")
Honestly I find the news that Lohan **Isn’t** sleeping with someone more shocking than news that she is. Same is true for finding out that celebrity couples are happily married, and that 80’s and 90’s has-beens and child stars aren’t pathetic alcoholics/addicts. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/5 "2012-07-05T12:34:12Z")
Well, I’m no pornstud, but not only am I not involved with Lindsay Lohan (or Tara Reid, or Christina Aguilera or Nicky Hilton), I have never checked in or out of New Horizons or the Betty Ford Clinic, gone drinking with Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson or the Hoff, nor punched Ashton Kuchner’s face. Y’know, sounds like a pretty good life! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/6 "2012-07-05T12:51:30Z")
I AM sleeping along with Lindsay Lohan, or at least, our time zones are pretty close so I imagine at the very least our sleep schedules intersect sometimes. ---
**Author:** ![Quercus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/7ab992/32.png) [@Quercus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quercus)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/7 "2012-07-05T12:55:27Z")
So\*\* EvilCaptor\*\*, does that mean you have stopped sleeping with Lindsay Lohan? (Yes or no answer, please). ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/8 "2012-07-05T13:10:42Z")
> [@Quercus](#): > > So\*\* EvilCaptor\*\*, does that mean you have stopped sleeping with Lindsay Lohan? (Yes or no answer, please). No. I mean yes! I mean, no! It means I continue my policy of not sleeping with Lindsay Lohan in light of our total non-acquaintance! ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/9 "2012-07-05T13:15:25Z")
I am not sleeping with Lindsay Lohan. I am, however, sleeping with Ali Lohan. ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/10 "2012-07-05T13:15:52Z")
> [@Evil\_Captor](#): > > No. I mean yes! I mean, no! > > It means I continue my policy of not sleeping with Lindsay Lohan in light of our total non-acquaintance! It’s okay, I won’t tell everyone about that time in Tijuana if you don’t. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/11 "2012-07-05T13:22:38Z")
Well, this explains why my 14 year old daughter asked me who James Dean was last night. I don’t think I gave her the correct answer. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/12 "2012-07-05T13:33:52Z")
> [@Leaffan](#): > > Well, this explains why my 14 year old daughter asked me who James Dean was last night. > > I don’t think I gave her the correct answer. You might be concerned if your 14 year old daughter is interested in the porn star James Deen. He does a lot of work for [kink.com](http://kink.com). I do hear he has quite a following among teen women. Interesting to get verification, though. Very, very, very NSFW link to Kink’s listing of James Deen’s ouevre: Really, don’t open[this link](http://www.kink.com/k/model/8935-James-Deen.html) unless you have some privacy. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/13 "2012-07-05T13:35:20Z")
> [@Evil\_Captor](#): > > You might be concerned if your 14 year old daughter is interested in the porn star James Deen. He does a lot of work for [kink.com](http://kink.com). I do hear he has quite a following among teen women. Interesting to get verification, though. > > Very, very, very NSFW link to Kink’s listing of James Deen’s ouevre: > > Really, don’t open[this link](http://www.kink.com/k/model/8935-James-Deen.html) unless you have some privacy. Thanks. Not clicking at work. ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/14 "2012-07-05T13:38:30Z")
I am. Alot I mean really alot. Probaly far more than I should. ---
**Author:** ![Reverse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@Reverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reverse)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/15 "2012-07-05T14:14:34Z")
I’m not sleeping with Lindsay Lohan. No, wait, hold on… … … Nope, false alarm. It was just a ferret. ---
**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/16 "2012-07-05T14:49:46Z")
I am not sleeping with Lindsay. She’s pretty enough, but I suspect there’s way too much melodrama goin’ on around her. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/17 "2012-07-05T14:58:05Z")
As a gentleman, I’ll neither confirm nor deny. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/18 "2012-07-05T15:08:09Z")
Yes, I am sleeping with Lindsay Lohan. No, I am not enjoying it. ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/19 "2012-07-05T15:11:51Z")
Well, yes, yes I am sleeping with Lindsay Lohan. Every time I go to sleep, there I am. One is always sleeping with oneself. Oh, wait, never mind, I’m taller and not Irish-Californian. Probably not actually Lindsay Lohan, then; just freckly. Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/20 "2012-07-05T15:34:05Z")
I’m not sleeping with Lindsay Lohan either. I mean, what with all of our constant and frenzied lovemaking, who has time to sleep? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272.md?page=2)