# James Deen Is Not Sleeping With Lindsay Lohan, And Neither Am I! What About You? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 5, 2012, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272 "2012-07-05T05:21:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/21 "2012-07-05T15:47:54Z")
I am not sleeping with her. Although in the spirit of full disclosure, I was having a maintenance-fap at a local dive bar and she was unconscious under the urinal I was using, so some of it might have hit her hair. ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/22 "2012-07-05T16:11:02Z")
Well, IRL I\*\* AM\*\* Lindsay Lohan and **ALL** of you guys made my “best-boner’s” list. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/23 "2012-07-05T16:12:52Z")
Not anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/24 "2012-07-05T16:25:14Z")
I want to make it clear right here, right now, once and for all that I am _not_ sleeping with James Dean. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/25 "2012-07-05T17:18:11Z")
I’ll let you know after this weekend. ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/26 "2012-07-05T17:25:19Z")
> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > I want to make it clear right here, right now, once and for all that I am _not_ sleeping with James Dean. Your proctologist thanks you. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/27 "2012-07-05T17:42:45Z")
> [@Lobohan](#): > > Your proctologist thanks you. I’m not sleeping with James Deen either. OK, maybe I slept with Jimmy Dean once, but it was just for the sausage. ---
**Author:** ![enomaj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/59ef9b/32.png) [@enomaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enomaj)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/28 "2012-07-05T17:52:32Z")
> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > I want to make it clear right here, right now, once and for all that I am _not_ sleeping with James De **a** n. Necrophiliacs Anonymous must be working out for you. Bolding mine.😃 ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/29 "2012-07-05T17:56:10Z")
> [@Evil\_Captor](#): > > You might be concerned if your 14 year old daughter is interested in the porn star James Deen. He does a lot of work for [kink.com](http://kink.com). I do hear he has quite a following among teen women. Interesting to get verification, though. > > Very, very, very NSFW link to Kink’s listing of James Deen’s ouevre: > > Really, don’t open[this link](http://www.kink.com/k/model/8935-James-Deen.html) unless you have some privacy. Meh. If she’s talking about this guy, she probably heard of him in connection with Ms. Lohan. Now whether she should be following Lohan’s career, that’s a whole other discussion. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Accidental\_Martyr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ce7236/32.png) [@Accidental\_Martyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Accidental_Martyr)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/30 "2012-07-05T18:44:36Z")
> [@Leaffan](#): > > Well, this explains why my 14 year old daughter asked me who James Dean was last night. > > I don’t think I gave her the correct answer. So now your daughter is wondering why people are talking about the fact that some guy who died in 1955 isn’t sleeping with Lindsay Lohan? ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/31 "2012-07-05T18:56:01Z")
> [@Lobohan](#): > > Your proctologist thanks you. Why? I should think it would make his job easier! ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/32 "2012-07-05T18:57:26Z")
Rumors are afoot that I am not sleeping with Lindsay. I deny those rumors categorically. ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/33 "2012-07-05T18:58:29Z")
> [@Evil\_Captor](#): > > Why? I should think it would make his job easier! Well, I guess, but then you have to carry around Play-Doh scissors to cut your poops. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/34 "2012-07-05T19:26:17Z")
> [@Accidental\_Martyr](#): > > So now your daughter is wondering why people are talking about the fact that some guy who died in 1955 isn’t sleeping with Lindsay Lohan? Apparently. Unfortunately she probably Googled the other name last night. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/35 "2012-07-05T20:22:46Z")
After reading all this I’m going to stop sleeping with her. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/36 "2012-07-05T20:30:01Z")
I am not sleeping with **Lobohan**. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/37 "2012-07-05T20:30:24Z")
Oh, she totally wanted me. But I was afraid of what might happen to my penis. ---
**Author:** ![LH75](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lh75/32/4438_2.png) [@LH75](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LH75)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/38 "2012-07-05T20:59:19Z")
Just the thought of sleeping with Lindsay Lohan just gave me a soft on… ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/39 "2012-07-05T21:19:40Z")
This just makes me realize how sad and pathetic my life is. Not only am I not sleeping with Lindsay Lohan, I am also not sleeping with a huge list of tabloid celebrities, Victoria’s secret models, hotties in commercials or for that matter, local real estate agents. Nor am I sleeping with James Deen. Or Paula Deen, although I have tried some of her recipes. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/40 "2012-07-05T21:40:14Z")
> [@kunilou](#): > > although I have tried some of her recipes. Is that what the kids call it nowadays? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272.md?page=3)