# James Deen Is Not Sleeping With Lindsay Lohan, And Neither Am I! What About You? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 5, 2012, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272 "2012-07-05T05:21:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/41 "2012-07-05T21:48:37Z")
I’ve been planning to sleep with Lindsay Lohan, but I wanted to wait till she’s sober. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/42 "2012-07-05T21:50:48Z")
> [@laina\_f](#): > > I’ve been planning to sleep with Lindsay Lohan, but I wanted to wait till she’s sober. That might be necrophilia by the time it happens. ---
**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/43 "2012-07-05T22:02:14Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > Meh. If she’s talking about this guy, she probably heard of him in connection with Ms. Lohan. Now whether she should be following Lohan’s career, that’s a whole other discussion. 😃 That link had him in a panda suit. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/44 "2012-07-05T22:11:25Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > That might be necrophilia by the time it happens. That might be archaeology by the time it happens. I am also not sleeping with Lindsay Lohan, and haven’t been for quite some time. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/45 "2012-07-05T22:13:55Z")
> [@gaffa](#): > > That link had him in a panda suit. For the first time in a while, I don’t think I get it. Yeah, he’s in a panda suit on some BDSM site. What does that have to do with what I said? Teenage girls like pandas? ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/46 "2012-07-05T22:16:30Z")
I can’t recall. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/47 "2012-07-05T22:31:18Z")
So sad… At one time, we couldn’t wait for her to turn 18. Now, we wouldn’t do her with _another_ man’s penis, lest we be charged with manslaughter. ---
**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/48 "2012-07-05T22:40:49Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > For the first time in a while, I don’t think I get it. Yeah, he’s in a panda suit on some BDSM site. What does that have to do with what I said? Teenage girls like pandas? I was just remarking that I followed the link, and saw the subject in panda porn, a gang bang video with all the men in crotchless panda suits. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/49 "2012-07-05T22:42:26Z")
> [@gaffa](#): > > I was just remarking that I followed the link, and saw the subject in panda porn, a gang bang video with all the men in crotchless panda suits. Maybe they were all Trek Dopers when ST:ENT was on. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2012, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/50 "2012-07-06T02:00:51Z")
> [@gaffa](#): > > I was just remarking that I followed the link, and saw the subject in panda porn, a gang bang video with all the men in crotchless panda suits. That’s just how we dress round here. ---
**Author:** ![Lancia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lancia/32/17174_2.png) [@Lancia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lancia)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2012, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/51 "2012-07-06T03:48:22Z")
I must confess that I _am_ sleeping with Lindsay Lohan. See, I never heard about the whole Don’t Stick Your Dick In The Crazy thing until after I met her, at which time she introduced me to the idea. Besides, I have a thing for attention-whoring drama queens with daddy issues, and in Lindsay I have found the perfect combo of the three. Actually, the sex isn’t that bad. Although I’ve gotten in the habit of giving Godzilla a good scrub with Oven-Off after each romp. After the last breakout, I figure one can never be too sure. ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2012, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/52 "2012-07-06T04:00:11Z")
> [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](#): > > I am not sleeping with **Lobohan**. You’ll get your turn eventually. ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2012, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/53 "2012-07-06T04:15:46Z")
for the record I am not sleeping with anyone in this thread. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2012, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/54 "2012-07-06T05:06:19Z")
> [@Rick](#): > > for the record I am not sleeping with anyone in this thread. 0 is the record? This thread sucks. ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2012, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/55 "2012-07-06T05:18:36Z")
Why yes it does. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2012, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/56 "2012-07-06T05:19:09Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > Meh. If she’s talking about this guy, she probably heard of him in connection with Ms. Lohan. Now whether she should be following Lohan’s career, that’s a whole other discussion. 😃 The reason I brought the topic up was that Deen is supposed to have a large fanbase of teen girls. Here’s an [ABC News video](http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/teens-swoon-porns-fresh-approachable-james-deen/story?id=15508220#.T_Zye_UwxJg) mainstream media viewing-with-alarm on the topic of Deen and his teen fans. If you want[a more considered opinion](http://jezebel.com/5859818/why-wont-the-porn-industry-give-ladies-the-man-they-want), you must go to the Internet, of course. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2012, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/57 "2012-07-06T05:24:49Z")
> [@Lobohan](#): > > I am not sleeping with her. Although in the spirit of full disclosure, I was having a maintenance-fap at a local dive bar and she was unconscious under the urinal I was using, so some of it might have hit her hair. Actually, for Ms. Lohan, that counts double. ---
**Author:** ![D-bear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@D-bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D-bear)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272/58 "2012-07-08T01:48:25Z")
> [@Evil\_Captor](#): > > What about you? Are you sleeping with Lindsay Lohan? Or not? Perhaps you would care to explain the circumstances under which you are not sleeping with Lindsay Lohan. The world needs to know! Currently, I’m not sleeping with her, but it was my understanding that, if one wanted to, everyone would be given a turn… Now Mr Dean? That’d be fun… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-deen-is-not-sleeping-with-lindsay-lohan-and-neither-am-i-what-about-you/627272.md?page=2)