# James Otto Sweet Heart and Damning Suicides to Hell

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 19, 2013, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764 "2013-02-19T03:08:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/441 "2013-02-21T17:55:38Z")

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> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#):
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> I don’t trust people to get in a relationship because of all the cheating that has happened in my family.

You poor thing - did your brother cheat on you wtih a niece or was it a nephew?

☹ ☹ ☹

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**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/442 "2013-02-21T18:03:16Z")

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^^^ Sadly I have never had a brother. ☹ ☹ ☹

God bless you always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂

Holly

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/443 "2013-02-21T18:03:49Z")

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> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#):
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> P.S. Since that whole matter went down, the website has been re-designed and now no one can say anything on it.

I would bet good money that comments are not allowed just to keep your idiotic drivel from re-infecting it.

One of these days there’s going to be a news story along the line of _“Deranged James Otto fan arrested for stalking/murdering/vandalizing something to do with James Otto”_

You are such a pathetic loser. I’ve checked those other websites and forums you have haunted, or said to be banned from. Nobody wants you, are you too stupid to understand that? You say it’s the others with the problem, every single time. That’s a red flag for mental instability.

Please, leave us here in peace. Go away. What part of “You are not wanted!!!” don’t you understand?

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**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/444 "2013-02-21T18:06:04Z")

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^^^ As long as I have a right to be here, I will be as long as I want to be and if you don’t like it, that is on you.

God bless you always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂

Holly

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**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/445 "2013-02-21T18:09:11Z")

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Maybe we should just back off JOSH. She is just making us behave like jackasses and she still won’t get it, so it is kind of a waste of our time even trying.

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**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/446 "2013-02-21T18:11:13Z")

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Ever wonder what it would be like to wear a celebrities skin over your own and dance around in front of the mirror? Would you gain their magic powers?

God bless you and James Otto’s skin :):)🙂

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**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/447 "2013-02-21T18:19:34Z")

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> [@April\_R](#):
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> Maybe we should just back off JOSH. She is just making us behave like jackasses and she still won’t get it, so it is kind of a waste of our time even trying.

Finally, a person here beside me who actually has some sense! 🙂 🙂 🙂

God bless you always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂

Holly

P.S. No one else here has any desire to change, so why should I show any?

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**Author:** ![living\_in\_hell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@living\_in\_hell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/living_in_hell)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/448 "2013-02-21T18:30:32Z")

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What do you do for work?  
Do you have James Otto posters in your room?  
Does your mom tell you to turn down that rock and roll?  
Do you think you’re his destiny since he is from Holly?  
Do you think it’s weird to tell people that you accept everyone in one post then tell them they are wrong in another?  
Are you still a vegetarian?  
What do your real life friends think about your online reputation?  
Do you know April is a Mormon?  
Do you know that there’s a part of the Bible that can be interpreted as validating incest?  
Are you a natural blonde?

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/449 "2013-02-21T18:30:33Z")

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So, after reading this thread, I had to go look at James Otto, just to see what the fuss was about.

First, I think [he resembles](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCx6NnGYHh0) a Geico caveman. Check out :11 or thereabouts.

Second, he seems to be singing a song about having sex with a woman he’s not married to and trying to get her to skip going to work. Not a very godly song! My goodness.

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**Author:** ![Razncain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@Razncain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Razncain)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/450 "2013-02-21T18:42:23Z")

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> [@Kimballkid](#):
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> Bolding mine.
> 
> Uh-Oh, now you’ve done it.

Oops, completely missed that.

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**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/451 "2013-02-21T18:48:27Z")

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> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#):
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> Finally, a person here beside me who actually has some sense! 🙂 🙂 🙂
> 
> God bless you always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂
> 
> Holly
> 
> P.S. No one else here has any desire to change, so why should I show any?

Please, for the Love of God, do not EVER compare yourself to me ever again. I was not saying that for your benefit. You are a moron.

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**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/452 "2013-02-21T18:57:26Z")

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^^^ I was just pointing out something that you have made a fact. 🙂 🙂 🙂

> [@living\_in\_hell](#):
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> What do you do for work?  
> Do you have James Otto posters in your room?  
> Does your mom tell you to turn down that rock and roll?  
> Do you think you’re his destiny since he is from Holly?  
> Do you think it’s weird to tell people that you accept everyone in one post then tell them they are wrong in another?  
> Are you still a vegetarian?  
> What do your real life friends think about your online reputation?  
> Do you know April is a Mormon?  
> Do you know that there’s a part of the Bible that can be interpreted as validating incest?  
> Are you a natural blonde?

I cook.  
My room is covered in posters of my other favorite singers and my favorite NASCAR drivers. I do have a book of things about James that I have found in the country music magazines.  
My mom is who listens to the rock and roll.  
I don’t understand your next question. Did you forget a word or two somewhere in it?  
If I agree with something I say so and if I don’t I say so.  
No I am not a vegetarian.  
My friends encourage me to stand up for what I believe in.  
If April is a Mormon, she has something in common with my dad’s side of my family.  
Where do you think that part of the Bible is?  
Yes, I am a natural blonde which is strange because both of my parents have brown hair. They are my parents though because I still look like my dad and I have been told that my voice sounds just like my mom’s voice.

God bless you two always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂

Holly

P.S. If you don’t tell me something about yourself, I am not answering anymore questions.

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**Author:** ![Fool\_in\_the\_Rain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@Fool\_in\_the\_Rain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fool_in_the_Rain)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/453 "2013-02-21T18:58:59Z")

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> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#):
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> Finally, a person here beside me who actually has some sense! 🙂 🙂 🙂
> 
> God bless you always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂
> 
> Holly
> 
> P.S. No one else here has any desire to change, so why should I show any?

I changed today\* :):)🙂

So can you change now?

\*my underwear…does that count?

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/454 "2013-02-21T19:00:15Z")

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> [@jsgoddess](#):
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> So, after reading this thread, I had to go look at James Otto, just to see what the fuss was about.
> 
> First, I think [he resembles](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCx6NnGYHh0) a Geico caveman. Check out :11 or thereabouts.
> 
> Second, he seems to be singing a song about having sex with a woman he’s not married to and trying to get her to skip going to work. Not a very godly song! My goodness.

That has got to be the most generic sounding country song ever.

Take parts from bins A, C,D,T and W. Assemble.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/455 "2013-02-21T19:00:35Z")

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Are we going to be reading about you in the papers one day?

[Like this fan?](http://www.people.com/people/archive/article/0,,20120867,00.html)  
[Or this guy?](http://www.thestar.com/news/crime/2011/07/07/doctors_obsession_with_shania_twain_harkens_back_to_farmer_who_stalked_anne_murray.html)

[Or this nice lady?](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margaret_Mary_Ray)

Today’s word of the day is[Erotomania:](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotomania)

> [@](#):
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> Erotomania is a type of delusion in which the affected person believes that another person, usually a stranger, high-status or famous person, is in love with him or her.

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**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/456 "2013-02-21T19:05:43Z")

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> [@runner pat](#):
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> That has got to be the most generic sounding country song ever.

It was still named the #1 country song of 2008. 🙂 🙂 🙂

God bless you and James always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂

Holly

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/457 "2013-02-21T19:12:30Z")

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> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#):
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> It was still named the #1 country song of 2008. 🙂 🙂 🙂
> 
> God bless you and James always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂
> 
> Holly

Which proves you will never go broke underestimating the taste of the listening public.  
_classic quote paraphrased, don’t remember who said it._

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**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/458 "2013-02-21T19:13:08Z")

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Not according to this [list](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_number-one_country_hits_of_2008_%28U.S.%29) and several others I looked at.

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**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/459 "2013-02-21T19:18:44Z")

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^^^ Go [here](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Billboard_Year-End_number-one_singles_and_albums) and check out where it says 2008. 🙂 🙂 🙂

God bless you and James always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂

Holly

P.S. Also the list you gave me the link to does include James. Check out two of the weeks in May. 🙂 🙂 🙂

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/460 "2013-02-21T19:21:29Z")

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> [@Kimballkid](#):
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> Not according to this [list](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_number-one_country_hits_of_2008_%28U.S.%29) and several others I looked at.

She was talking about the year end ranking.

Crap, I’m defending the bitch. :smack:

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