# James Otto Sweet Heart and Damning Suicides to Hell

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 19, 2013, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764 "2013-02-19T03:08:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/521 "2013-02-21T21:52:32Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> Consider: you are perfectly within your rights to sit at home and type “All work and no play make James Otto my snootchiebootchie” for hours at a time every day but I hope you would agree that this would be a strong indicator that you had suffered some sort of breakdown.

Meh. 21st Century, she can just type it once then Copy & Paste\*. Doesn’t really scream psychopath the way it did back in typewriter days.

\*and we all know she knows how to Copy & Paste.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/522 "2013-02-21T21:55:00Z")

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> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#):
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> Yes it was. Go [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=16024314#post16024314) and then look at the rest of the chat. I left no other messages in the chat after the one where I said that I was sorry that I forgot about the warning. 🙂 🙂 🙂
> 
> God bless you always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂
> 
> Holly

This will end well. For us anyway.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/523 "2013-02-21T21:55:35Z")

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> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#):
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> Yes it was.

No, it wasn’t. [I told you to stop here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=16021096#post16021096), [I had to tell you again](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=16021569#post16021569), [then you said maybe I should close the thread because other people didn’t deserve a chance to talk about McCready without your interruptions](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=16023534#post16023534), and [then you forgot again](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=16024008#post16024008) and [**twickster** told you again](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=16024265#post16024265). [Then you said you forgot and stopped posting in the thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=16024314#post16024314)

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**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/524 "2013-02-21T22:01:29Z")

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^^^ What is wrong with what I said [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=16024008#post16024008)? I was trying to be nice there. And what was wrong with what I said [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=16023534#post16023534)? All that I was doing was making a suggestion which is another thing that we all have the right to do here.

> [@Gyrate](#):
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> The point is not whether people should ignore it. The point is that it is disturbingly abnormal behavior. It’s certainly not illegal, but that doesn’t mean it’s not a sign that you need help.
> 
> Consider: you are perfectly within your rights to sit at home and type “All work and no play make James Otto my snootchiebootchie” for hours at a time every day but I hope you would agree that this would be a strong indicator that you had suffered some sort of breakdown. While I am not in any way a mental health professional I still think you ought to consider that the road you’re on is headed in that direction and, while you’re not there yet, the folk of 52 messageboards would agree that you’ve got your foot on the gas and the pedal to the floor.

I haven’t suffered a break down. All that I am doing is getting my favorite singer’s name out there because I believe that James deserves to be just as popular as the singers that get played every five seconds on the radio And not everyone at them other forums thinks like you. One person has actually said this to me: **“Every musician would adore having a fan like you.”**

God bless you two always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂

Holly

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**Author:** ![living\_in\_hell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@living\_in\_hell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/living_in_hell)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/525 "2013-02-21T22:04:39Z")

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^^^  
Pentecostals aren’t supposed to listen to the radio. Or go to concerts. Or watch tv. Or watch videos. Or go places where there is dancing. Or go to places where there is alcohol served. Or cut their hair. Or do anything that draws attention to themselves. ☹

Why do you break so many rules, Holly? Why? ☹

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**Author:** ![Beastly\_Rotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/45deac/32.png) [@Beastly\_Rotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beastly_Rotter)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/526 "2013-02-21T22:06:51Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> ::Takes notes for world’s most boring airport novel ever::

It ends with him noosed to the door of a cheap motel room, masturbating furiously while high on booze and pills and then accidentally choking to death.

I’m thinking of calling it \*Otto Erotic Asphyxiation. \*

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**Author:** ![saje](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saje/32/3631_2.png) [@saje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saje)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/527 "2013-02-21T22:08:12Z")

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> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#):
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> ^^^ What is wrong with what I said [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=16024008#post16024008)? I was trying to be nice there.
> 
> {snipped}
> 
> Holly

What’s wrong with your posts is that AWFUL signature line & the overabundant smilies!

That “God bless…” wish once in a while is a nice enough touch, if it’s well placed and sincere. But you’ve used it EVERY post, and it’s gone well past farcical and into supremely aggravating territory.

People probably would have taken you and your posts AND your favorite artist a lot more seriously if you’d left off the God Bless stuff. Just say it in your head as you type, OK? Your God hears that stuff, right? I’m pretty sure he doesn’t read message boards.

Seriously, knock it off with the sig line, and we’ll all get along a little better.

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**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/528 "2013-02-21T22:10:22Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> I did tell you you could keep talking about this stuff in the right forum (like this thread), but you only got the message after three reminders.

> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#):
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> ^^^ I believe that it was only two and the second one is the one that I said that I was sorry that you had to give me because I forgot about the first one. I believe that was my final message in the chat.

Holly, you are correct that

> [@](#):
>
> Sorry about that. I forgot

[was your final message in that THREAD. Post#54](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=16024314&postcount=54)  
When **Marley23** answered “It wasn’t” he was wrong about it not being your last post in the THREAD.  
**Marley23** is correct that you “only got the message after three reminders.”  
[Post#21 **Marley23** ’s initial instructions to end the hijack.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=16021096&postcount=21)

. . . and all that I just laboriously typed and coded was covered while I was typing. I’ll never get those minutes back. sad face.

[FIRST REMINDER Post#29](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=16021569&postcount=29)  
[SECOND REMINDER Post#31](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=16021670&postcount=31)  
[THIRD REMINDER Post#53 by **twickster**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=16024265&postcount=53)

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**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/529 "2013-02-21T22:17:12Z")

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^^^ How you spend your time is your choice. 🙂 🙂 🙂

> [@living\_in\_hell](#):
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> ^^^  
> Pentecostals aren’t supposed to listen to the radio. Or go to concerts. Or watch tv. Or watch videos. Or go places where there is dancing. Or go to places where there is alcohol served. Or cut their hair. Or do anything that draws attention to themselves. ☹
> 
> Why do you break so many rules, Holly? Why? ☹

Who says that those of my religion can’t do any of that stuff? I have never heard of that.

God bless you two always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂

Holly

P.S. I have heard about the hair cutting thing. As long as my hair looks like a girl’s hair style, it is okay, and that is what my hair looks like. 🙂 🙂 🙂

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**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/530 "2013-02-21T22:17:31Z")

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o.k., my post-edit addition to the above post somehow got placed _between_ content of the original post and now it just looks weird and I can’t edit it anymore.

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**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/531 "2013-02-21T22:22:09Z")

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^^^ I wish that we had a little bit more time to edit our messages. When a computer is slow, five minutes is sometimes not enough time. ☹ ☹ ☹

God bless you always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂

Holly

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/532 "2013-02-21T22:22:34Z")

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> [@Beastly\_Rotter](#):
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> It ends with him noosed to the door of a cheap motel room, masturbating furiously while high on booze and pills and then accidentally choking to death.
> 
> I’m thinking of calling it \*Otto Erotic Asphyxiation. \*

One day you and Mindy McCready will be laughing over that joke, and even that won’t be punishment enough. :mad::mad::mad:

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**Author:** ![Beastly\_Rotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/45deac/32.png) [@Beastly\_Rotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beastly_Rotter)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/533 "2013-02-21T22:25:42Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> One day you and Mindy McCready will be laughing over that joke, and even that won’t be punishment enough. :mad::mad::mad:

Hate speech!

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**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/534 "2013-02-21T22:26:54Z")

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> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#):
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> …I haven’t suffered a break down.

Why yes. Yes you have.

> [@](#):
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> All that I am doing is getting my favorite singer’s name out there because I believe that James deserves to be just as popular as the singers that get played every five seconds on the radio And not everyone at them other forums thinks like you.

What you are doing is hurting what little career this b teem entertainer has. You are leading no new fans to him. In fact, its pretty obvious that you are alienating much of his fan base.

> [@](#):
>
> One person has actually said this to me: **“Every musician would adore having a fan like you.”**

That person is very fucked up. If its a guy you may want to hunt him down and propose marriage. It looks like that’s your one chance in a million to get laid.

> [@](#):
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> God bless you two always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂
> 
> Holly

Yep, breakdown

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/535 "2013-02-21T22:30:00Z")

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> [@Beastly\_Rotter](#):
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> Hate speech!

I Bible-quote you and throw Bibley faces at you! 🙂 🙂 🙂

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**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/536 "2013-02-21T22:31:38Z")

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I think it’s time for a sticky on what kind of “rights” we all have on a privately run message board. So that those who are stupid enough to think that threads are “chats” might understand exactly why they got banned before they run off and tell the rest of the internet that it was because “them” people didn’t like what they had to say or that they were just sticking up for themselves.

Against a dead woman.

MWAHAHAHAHA!!

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**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/537 "2013-02-21T22:36:36Z")

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> [@BubbaDog](#):
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> Why yes. Yes you have.
> 
> What you are doing is hurting what little career this b teem entertainer has. You are leading no new fans to him. In fact, its pretty obvious that you are alienating much of his fan base.
> 
> That person is very fucked up. If its a guy you may want to hunt him down and propose marriage. It looks like that’s your one chance in a million to get laid.
> 
> Yep, breakdown

I haven’t suffered a break down, I have led plenty of new fans to James and just because a person doesn’t share your opinion of me doesn’t make it a fact that they are messed up. That only makes it an opinion.

God bless you and that person and James always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂

Holly

P.S. Oh and how many times do I have to say that I sleep alone until I am married?

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**Author:** ![jools](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b3f665/32.png) [@jools](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jools)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/538 "2013-02-21T22:42:58Z")

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> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#):
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> I didn’t know that what I said was going to be labeled off topic. Also what instructions did I ignore? If I was told to be quiet and just let other people walk all over, I am not sorry for yanking the rug out from under whoever was standing on top of me because I am worth the defense just as much as any other person. :mad: :mad: :mad:
> 
> God bless you always!!!
> 
> Holly

**Marley23** you really pissed her off, you got three :mad::mad::mad: and not smileys as she blessed you… you poor poor soul, what are you going to do??? :eek::eek::eek:

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**Author:** ![jools](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b3f665/32.png) [@jools](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jools)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/539 "2013-02-21T22:46:21Z")

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> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#):
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> I didn’t know that what I said was going to be labeled off topic. Also what instructions did I ignore? If I was told to be quiet and just let other people walk all over, I am not sorry for yanking the rug out from under whoever was standing on top of me because I am worth the defense just as much as any other person. :mad: :mad: :mad:
> 
> God bless you always!!!
> 
> Holly

**Marley23**

you really pissed her off, you got three :mad::mad::mad: and not smileys as she blessed you… you poor poor soul, what are you going to do??? :eek::eek::eek:

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**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-otto-sweet-heart-and-damning-suicides-to-hell/650764/540 "2013-02-21T22:46:44Z")

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> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#):
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> P.S. Oh and how many times do I have to say that I sleep alone until I am married?

I suspect you’ll sleep alone after you’re married.

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